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#624808 - 01/25/15 09:12 PM North East Snow Storm
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12905 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	I'm supposed to get 18-24". Fuck. And my plow guy retired, so tomorrow while I'm in Brooklyn, I gotta get 1/2 dozen eclairs, then a bottle of Johnny Walker Red, on my way home. The eclairs for my neighbor's wife, so she will nag him to plow my driveway and the Johnny Red for him when it is done. NYC supposed to get 24-36". JB has a sewer map on his coffee table, plotting a path to a liquor store and a rub & tug. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#624809 - 01/25/15 09:23 PM Re: North East Snow Storm [Re: Jerkules]
J.B. Unregistered	Nah. Took care of it all before sundown. The sewers tend to clog right by the closest liquor store.
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#624810 - 01/25/15 10:00 PM Re: North East Snow Storm [Re: Jerkules]
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	What a pisser. It was like 75ºF here today. Days like this in Scottsdale are why I don't bitch about the summertime swelter. War Sea-Pats!
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#624857 - 01/27/15 04:30 PM Re: North East Snow Storm [Re: Jerkules]
Fiend2 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 05/23/13 Posts: 1284	The news was calling for a snowpocalypse. I cleared the driveway and sidewalk with a broom in 10 minutes. _________________________ The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. Protect your privacy and get the Tor Browser: https://www.torproject.org/
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#624862 - 01/27/15 08:37 PM Re: North East Snow Storm [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12905 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Yeah. Roads were empty but clean around here. My neighbor plowed the driveways. Better to do it so it doesn't become packed ice by the time we get snow again Friday. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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