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#62463 - 10/12/04 03:22 AM A gift from the monkey to the board
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prepare to wet yourselves, i don't give gifts often but this is a gem. Copy and paste the link below and guess who its staring. (please copy and paste rather then clicking in case it takes you somewhere else)

http://www.greatfreegallery.com/mpg/201/index.htm

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#62464 - 10/12/04 03:25 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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Great post, Mr. Monkey!

I can't bring myself to watch the clips, but my faces of death type curiousity might get the best of me, lol.

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#62465 - 10/12/04 03:40 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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Registered: 12/13/03
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OH SHIT NOOOOOOO
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#62466 - 10/12/04 03:48 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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I don't want to jump the gun but this thread has the potential to become one of my favorite threads. If only the person staring in it would make a brief appearance. Key word being brief.


You have to watch them, her trying to act like a teacher is oscar worthy, dropping the f bomb, its fantastic.
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#62467 - 10/12/04 03:57 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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Quote:

prepare to wet yourselves, i don't give gifts often but this is a gem.




oh

my

God......

ohmyGod!

How does one define sessess?

Bornyo

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#62468 - 10/12/04 03:59 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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What, bornyo?

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#62469 - 10/12/04 04:03 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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What, bornyo?






I second that. Its not because the person in the clip is ugly its because she has some meaning to this board and some of the older posters. I have seen the longer clip as well, just classic stuff. My favorite line

"We want chew (you?) to win us da (the?) championship, but we can't have no stupid peoples bouncing the basketballs"
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#62470 - 10/12/04 04:23 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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I have lurked here for a while. I know to whom you refer. I will not type her name.

She said she was worried about da boy bein' sessessful 'cause it was a reflection on her.

Bornyo

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#62471 - 10/12/04 04:29 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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...sessessful...




LOL
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#62472 - 10/12/04 04:42 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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I watched the clips and I'm still laughing at the dialog. Classic stuff Monkey.
Must go rest my sides hurt.
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#62473 - 10/12/04 01:16 PM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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No one has mentioned her name thats great. I have no desire to see her fuck but after watching her acting ability i would love to see her get a meaty role in something mainstream. A period piece perhaps.
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#62474 - 10/12/04 08:02 PM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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word Thanks Monkey
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#62475 - 10/14/04 01:34 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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Guess what, theres more

http://www.greatfreegallery.com/mpg/203/index.htm


Its down right disturbing. I find it really hard to watch yet im drawn to how repulsive it is.
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#62476 - 10/14/04 02:47 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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These are almost as disturbing as the steve holmes clip.

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#62477 - 10/14/04 02:52 PM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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Sammura is a disgusting pig, and if you watch the first clip on the second link while she is blowing the guy you can clearly hear her oink.
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#62478 - 10/15/04 03:44 PM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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Damn, I thought that was an off screen pig being sexually abused.
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#62479 - 10/18/04 06:49 PM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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#62480 - 10/19/04 02:22 PM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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Damn Monkey, I"M BLIND, said in an Al Bundy voice.
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#62481 - 11/13/04 03:26 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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More sammura clips, this is some funny CHIT, she is role playing an architect. HHAHAHAAHAHAHA. I have to go lay down for a minute, enjoy.
(remember copy and paste into the address tab instead of just clicking, jrv im looking at you)

http://www.reality-gals.com/office/66k/index12.html
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#62482 - 11/13/04 05:37 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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CAUTION: Summara clips may induce vomiting
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#62483 - 11/13/04 05:56 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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Quote:

CAUTION: Summara clips may induce vomiting




Ahem, most of the east coast stars have that effect.

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#62484 - 11/13/04 07:07 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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Quote:

Quote:

CAUTION: Summara clips may induce vomiting




Ahem, most of the east coast stars have that effect.



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#62485 - 11/13/04 04:20 PM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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OMG its supposed to be like a demi moore thing in indecent disclosure.

She isn't even close to being a cracked out black demi moore, she isn't even close to being a cracked out star jones, but email me anytime sammura cause yer hot

I feel dirty, the kind of dirty that 8 showers won't clean.
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#62486 - 11/14/04 03:09 AM Re: A gift from the monkey to the board
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A cross between Indecent Proposal and Disclosure. Oh yeah, and New Jack City.

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