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#385288 - 12/31/08 11:59 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Ass Kissing Thread
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Congratulations. You've taken ass-kissing to an entirely new low. 
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#385289 - 12/31/08 12:09 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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I'm going to enjoy this thread. I hope Commissar Gia doesn't snuff it out. My first inappropriate question for Gia:
What would you do in Desi Foxx's daughter's position? (You were expecting to fuck a young porn scumbag like Jack Venice, but at the last minute they pull a switcheroo and tell you the male talent will be the really fat old perv who booked you)
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#385290 - 12/31/08 12:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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No, I genuinely believe a lot of people would like to know the answer to this.
Goddamn, this is new years eve isnt it? There is NO debauchery and genuine decadence left....only empty pointless hate. No fun, no filthy fucked up antics.
Yeah well Im busted......I kissed Gia's ass Like a cue ball on the nine ball. My goal was claer enough but I will state it anyway. I wanted her to be so turned on with the idea of shooting heroin, so curious about how good it feels, that she would throw caution to the wind, board a plane, then a train, then an automobile, and 17 hours later be knocking at my service entrance with her sleeve rolled up and not wearing any panties.
Gahhhhh, fucking foiled again.
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#385291 - 12/31/08 12:18 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Unimportant Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Gia Jordan, Queen of Cool,
Who is XPT's biggest "tool"?
I don't care who is the best,
Who's XPT's worst ling'ring pest?
The one who makes your tan skin crawl.
The one of us that's worst of all.
Whose every post makes you heave?
Who would you most like to leave?
Who's your least favorite "fan"?
Who would you most like to ban?
Tell me please, I like to know,
Who would you most like to go?
If "Charles Barkley" were here today,
Who would you have "him" drive away?
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#385292 - 12/31/08 12:51 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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#385293 - 12/31/08 12:59 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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#385294 - 12/31/08 01:12 PM
GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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I'd like to know if Gia still thinks it's "obvious" that "Mark_J is NOT Brandon." 'Cause I took a look at “Mark_J’s” first 24 hours at XPT. Here's what I found: His FIRST post. Right off the bat, he’s kissing Brandon’s ass. He also mentions his visits to locations where Brandon is known to have worked:  Post Number TWO continues the theme. I love the Post Script he went back and tacked on to try and cover his tracks:  Post Number THREE follows up on Number one. BTW: Get a load of Gia’s response. She can’t tell that “NOT_Brandon” is taking a shot at ADT, not XPT.  Post Number SEVEN finds “Mark_J” answering Darrah’s question to Brandon about marriage. In the very next post, the first words out of Brandon are “What he said.”Post Numbers EIGHT and TEN find “Mark_J” kissing Brandon’s ass even further in the Mary Jane Thread. In Posts ELEVEN and TWELVE, “Mark_J” defends Brandon against posters imploring him to “stop with the Hyperbole and self congratulating…”: Then there’s “Mark_J’s” pontifications on the state of the industry. In Posts FIVE and THIRTEEN, he gives us his expert opinion casting and production in Europe, a subject Brandon is intimately familiar with due to Perverted Planet and other titles. In Post Number NINE he talks about the plight of those “trying to make a buck in the industry” while fending off the DOJ, and how companies should “divert some budget into their web-based content distribution, and away from their physical media distribution (which is dying anyway)." Sounds a lot like a certain moderator we all know who's constantly shilling his web-based content. Thirteen posts. Ten of them either kiss Brandon’s ass, defend Brandon’s ass, or pontificate upon subjects near and dear to Brandon’s heart. That’s more than Seventy-Five Percent. On his first day. Happy New Year, All.   
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#385297 - 12/31/08 01:35 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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someone in this thread thinks Gia has never tried heroin???
ever dated a heroin addict? they vomit a lot and spend hours sitting constipated on the toilet
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#385299 - 12/31/08 01:39 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Porn Jesus
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someone in this thread thinks Gia has never tried heroin???
ever dated a heroin addict? they vomit a lot and spend hours sitting constipated on the toilet
Sooooooooooo not true dude, yeah maybe in the beginning, but give the whore a month or 2. But the constipation you hit that nail right on the rectum. Very very true.....ask any one who does it. Thank God I dont anymore.
And Gia will confess what she wants to confess, stop hounding her.
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#385300 - 12/31/08 01:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Would Brandon know of Carl Jung?
I don't know...
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#385302 - 12/31/08 02:01 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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someone in this thread thinks Gia has never tried heroin???
If anyone has ever had a high dose of pain meds, then they basically have "tried" Heroin, without the trauma of needles and the rush of the drug.
Damn, why doesnt everyone realize the "resource" we have with Gia here. She is essentially drug free, but I am trying to go beyond "BALLS DEEP" in find her levels of debauchery. Where she goes, other whores may follow.....would you guys like to be able to have whores like Teagan, and Mia Rose, and Moxxie, and others, answer our most fucked up questions? We all want a better XPT right?
Study this......it is hottness/filth/eroticism/Raunch/sexual abandon/Gobbling in the highest degree all at once; When you consider how intelligent Gia is....and her physical attractiveness....and then you consider that she CHOSE to do porn...and then you consider the EFFORT she is so obviously exerting in this picture....and then you ask "Effort to do what?"....and then you answer your own question: "Effort to EAT the fucking load shooting out of this guy's prick"....and then you realize that GIA is doing that, not only because she is being filmed and WANTS to give her fans a good performance so they uncontrollably jerk off to her, but also simply, she loves it.....you realize that maybe this woman is exceptional afterall.
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#385303 - 12/31/08 02:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I miss WindSock.
A PM from him two years ago today:
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#385304 - 01/01/09 12:00 AM
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WOW Jim B, why is this eating you up dude, I know you have a real life and lots of better things to do.....why you so involved in this? It saddens me. 
Edited to add regarding Mark J...just incase you didnt know cause I jumped and didnt copy the responses you wrote. Sorry.
Gypsy, If you, Burglar and the other sycophants would pull your tongues out of Gia's ass for five minutes and get her a cheeseburger maybe she wouldn't have gone on this little StephRant of hers and painted herself into the corner.
Brandy_J's posts speak for themselves.
The Rainbow Room is for Tourists.
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#385305 - 01/01/09 12:56 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/15/08
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[gia_ass_smoochola] I think we were talking in the evening after you had done the scene during earlier that day, and you were describing to me how you had the scene go with the "Redlight frat boys" back then (back in late 2005 - Evertard, Steve "Petri Dish" Holmes, John "Yeah.....Yeahh....YEAHHHHHH" Strong, and Michael "I'm so good looking, I want to fuck myself!" Stefano)
has she done a standing dp in any of her films? that's kinda common when you work with Strong/Stefano. Just curious. thanks.
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#385306 - 01/01/09 06:36 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Porn Jesus
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WOW Jim B, why is this eating you up dude, I know you have a real life and lots of better things to do.....why you so involved in this? It saddens me.
Edited to add regarding Mark J...just incase you didnt know cause I jumped and didnt copy the responses you wrote. Sorry.
Gypsy, If you, Burglar and the other sycophants would pull your tongues out of Gia's ass for five minutes and get her a cheeseburger maybe she wouldn't have gone on this little StephRant of hers and painted herself into the corner.
Brandy_J's posts speak for themselves.
The Rainbow Room is for Tourists.
Jim we've always been cool but my tounge is not up Gia's ass, I dont idolize ANYONE. I just felt like it shouldn't bother you because its fucking dumb. Let Brandon be a retard if he wants to. If Mark J. is Brandon then he fooled me too because we've had really cool conversations back and forth via PM and it never suggested Brandon in my opinion.
The only ass I eat is PP's.
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#385307 - 01/01/09 07:33 PM
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 Thanks for the sig.
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#385308 - 01/01/09 09:07 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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What would you do in Desi Foxx's daughter's position? (You were expecting to fuck a young porn scumbag like Jack Venice, but at the last minute they pull a switcheroo and tell you the male talent will be the really fat old perv who booked you)
Hmmph, well that eliminates Dirty Harry.
Would that be Rod Fontana, or Dick Nasty on deck?
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#385311 - 01/01/09 10:45 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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this thread was the last straw for Gia. she has joined the Taliban.
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#385312 - 01/01/09 10:58 PM
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i am sure gia doesn't give a good damn about this thread... but i am thinking Jim B is getting stretched thin again and he might break ...again.
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#385313 - 01/01/09 11:29 PM
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#385314 - 01/02/09 02:39 AM
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#385315 - 01/02/09 05:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Rantfield typed: Quote:
Jim we've always been cool but my tounge is not up Gia's ass, I dont idolize ANYONE.
Keep it real, please. You're so far up Gia's ass that you can't even tell if it's day or night outside.
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#385316 - 01/02/09 05:10 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
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Never understand why she gets her ass kisse so much here anyway...
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#385318 - 01/02/09 07:40 AM
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Never understand why she gets her ass kisse so much here anyway...
'Cause if she doesn't she has a meltdown and threatens to ban everybody.
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#385320 - 01/02/09 08:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks for the sig.
Glad to be of assistance and if I had to be noted for having my tounge up anyones ass I dont mind it being Gia. 
You had you're own alt, why are you trying to be a detective? So lame.
And Free, like I said in the past, she pays all my bills, so what am I to do? 
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#385322 - 01/02/09 10:41 AM
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You had you're own alt, why are you trying to be a detective?
Mine was satirical. Brandy_J's are for self promotion. And, as noted, his 10,000 alts act to prevent the occasional parody here and there.
Oh, and belaborator, How's the weather in Australia? You of all people have no business calling anyone "effete." :leansback:
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#385323 - 01/02/09 10:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I will worship at Panzer's altar for '09. He is a living god to me...
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#385324 - 01/02/09 11:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
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You know I love you, G/R. but, c'mon girl ... you worship at Gia's altar.
I worship at her altar??, I dont know about all that, but you guys are right, I like her, cant I like someone as a friend. God must we all hate each other and rank on porn girls. We have lots to talk about and lots in common, YES I DO LIKE HER, there I said it, shoot me. :rolls eyes:....and worship is a very very big word. I worship no one....only the one who pays my bills.
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#385325 - 01/02/09 12:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It's fine to like her, girl. HELL, I think it's fine to worship her.
Our definitions of worship might be different. But, in MINE, your adoration is worship. In yours, its fair to say it might not be.
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#385326 - 01/02/09 03:11 PM
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Whoremaster
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Don't you losers get it? She's gone. It's over. Move on. You won't have G to kick around anymore!
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#385328 - 01/02/09 04:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Whoaaaa!! I'm out for a few days and all hell breaks loose in the Cherish and Cali Marie thread. Ok, I'll answer all questions.
1. Darrah, what is your question?
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#385329 - 01/02/09 04:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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2. Burg, drugs never sat right with me. They make my stomach hurt. Pot is the worst offender. I don't even get high from it. I will sit there in the corner of the room doubled over in pain with stomach pangs and a headache. Acid is interesting for the first 2 mins of the high then it's like, "Ok, I get it now. Stop the world I wanna get off." It just goes on forever. It's a bore. Mdma/ecstasy in the early -90s was fun the first 10 times and then it just felt taxing. Another bore. And I was depressed and felt faint the next day. Tried meth once. I don't even think I got high. Tried again. Same thing but my skin looked like shit the next day and I still had a headache and my stomach was in knots. Pills, eh, who wants to feel lethargic. Bad sign when you cancel on your trainer cuz you took a Norco but later he sees you at the juice bar. Coke was ok, but I'm bored after a while and makes my teeth hurt.
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#385330 - 01/02/09 04:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You've never done smack?
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#385331 - 01/02/09 04:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm going to enjoy this thread. I hope Commissar Gia doesn't snuff it out. My first inappropriate question for Gia:
What would you do in Desi Foxx's daughter's position? (You were expecting to fuck a young porn scumbag like Jack Venice, but at the last minute they pull a switcheroo and tell you the male talent will be the really fat old perv who booked you)
3. Lol. That kind of happened. The first time I met a certain director. I was new and repping myself as many girls did back in early 2003. The director explains the entire debauched b/g scenario he has in mind. After his long, lengthy explanation of mise en scene in store for baby g, I ask who the male talent will be.
"Me."
Um, yeah, I was thinking (names like 9 dif stunt cock) would be the boy. You're the director. He explained that sometimes he's also talent in his movies and started off long ago being talent. I knew this just wasn't going to work, so I thanked him for his time, and he didn't seem to be phased either way. At least he was very nice about it. Years later, I run into him at aim where he sees me doing push-ups on the dirty ground to get enough blood flow for a vein. I'm always asked to do push-ups or wait while they get some child size butterfly needle at these places, meanwhile, an entire lynch mob of angry porn people are getting restless.
My agent calls the next day and I work for said director, but not with him, two weeks later.
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#385332 - 01/02/09 04:44 PM
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you description of pot is what I'd expect from a really straight person who tried small amounts a few times but was too nervous to get high or enjoy it. if you hung with me a few days, you'd be lovin the devil weed.
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#385333 - 01/02/09 04:45 PM
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You just OOZE "Heroin Chic" in your countenance Miss Jerkins. Let a Hypodermic SPLOOGE in one of your veins JUST once......come on, JUST once baby G, Burglar will take care of ya, yeah thats it thats it.......feels good huh? 
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