How about you put the whiskey and the crutch down for a moment and re-read the last few posts, because that is exactly what I've been asking you. Hell, I even threw in a compliment towards you at CxGxPx's expense, but you're so bent at contradicting us damned Yankees that you plumb missed it.

I don't think there IS a funny pic to describe your position, mostly because I never found the guy you're resembling at the moment to be terribly funny:






Whaddaya say we go back to arguing about firearms, instead? I know I can find enough pics to illustrate your stance there to make Jerky happy.