hes gonna have to get a lot prettier then.

documented grade 1 roids even. jasons going to have to pick up his game to hang with the chuckster on this one..

You should celebrate by shooting yourself in the head.

Hey Chuck, Panzer wants you to order him an 8X10 and 30 wallet size

Good for you, Chuck.

yeah, panzer is sporting wood for that one.

It's a tragedy.

Chuck has a girl named Cancer?

I'm still waiting for Gia to respond to my last comment about having a stranger look at and touch my asshole, but her Captain Save a Ho seems to have her on lock down these days. Only letting her post shitty fat, ugly girl myspace style pics of her new tits and whatnot. Before long he'll be making her declare herself a born again virgin, buying purity promise rings, and doing whatever else he thinks he can to try and restore her shattered, broken soul.

Is Charin's remission the result of keeping the tumor suppressed through alcohol poisoning? Doesn't he live in a FEMA trailer in Ohio? Or are poor blacks the only people who claim to get cancer from living in one.

Did the doctor inspected your sausage as well?

No, your mother did. And then she proceeded to lick her own shit off it after I got done fucking her ass.

Panzer fixated on sausage.

Add this to the "your mom" comebacks.

Sum: Nothing's changed.

Here we go again...

A CT scan revealed a 2cm diameter mass in the tissue near my previous cancer. Could be cancer, could be nothing. Met with a colo-rectal surgeon today, he is going to do a colonoscopy and a PET scan.

Good Luck, Chuck. Pop in your fave Gag Factor the night before the appointment, so you get one last good fap in.

I don't know how much wood you can get after drinking that Movi-Prep garbage before a butt check. But good luck.

good luck charin.have you looked into the asian fuck faces series?they seem rather strokeable.

When you die can you leave your trailer to Frankie?

And you just know he has a cache of boooze somewhere. I call dibs. I will, of course, pour one for my dead homie.

you'll be fine old man

that reminds me I have blown off my colonoscopy because i need top find the right person to pick me up

It's cancer again.

This is outside the colon. Doc did a scope today and thinks he can get it without me having a bag. We'll meet Monday to map out a strategy.

I had a joke about burnt toast and how it can't get any darker once it's already burnt, but it doesn't add up and really didn't seem funny. I'm truly sorry for you and hope for the best outcome.

Good Luck, man.

Hoping for the best.

stay gold man.

Sorry to hear that Chuck. God bless.

If that doesn't work, take solace that no one can ever again say you're full of shit.

Yeah, that was horrible. So throw it in my face and beat it. I know you can.

Hope you pull through.

Man-whores lie.

Hey there, cover girl!

This is just fucking fantastic!!! I feel all warm, fuzzy and depraved of merciless blowjobs now! <3 How can I get a few copies of these delectable DVDs?!

(God damn it, get fucking better!)

This makes me sad. Not only is your hubby neglecting your lovely buttocks and tight pucker, but he deprives your face of vigorous fucking? That fella is merciless.

When you're a whore, anything sexual is never enough. haha Don't be sad.

Don'tcha need to be worked over like a whore from time to time, so you know you still got it?

Good luck with that dude.

And here I thought the days of Padover making every thread about her ended when Mr. Malice left the building. :slaps_head:

Hey Chuck look at it this way: Might as well have a drink what with all you're going through. You know, knock the edge off the treatments.

Roll another one and bogart it Chuck.

Just a taste, Chuck. You can enjoy that warming burn of a good scotch a few last times before the chemo burns your taste buds. Just think about that: you still have a chance to enjoy that mellow charred barrel nuance of a fine Bourbon. It would be depriving yourself of too much to deny yourself that simple pleasure with the tribulations you have ahead.

Your dogs won't judge and neither will we. You deserve it.

I still enjoy the sense of freedom I get each time I open a new bottle and the sense of wonder for where this bottle will take me.

Hmmm... *looks at the rest of the thread* you may want to check yourself. That's what I thought. Eat a dick.

To use 'that's what I thought' don't you have to give the dramatic pause and allow the person you're intending it for to not say anything? Sorry to derail.

Oooohhhhh, I'm frightened, you over-entitled twat. You going to get your homegirls and go all Leah Luv on me? You going to get JRV out of the home for retired Tod Hunter impersonators to wag his nanny-tastic finger?

How about you just get over yourself and know that not everyone around here thinks you walk on water.




Smokey, this broad thinks it's still 2004 and an army of fanbois is already marching to her defense.

Sorry guys but here's the official derailment of a thread. Because little pussy bitches don't shut the fuck up unless you give them what they want.

Charin, the creator of this thread is the one who initiated change of topic by sharing the new compilation box cover. Perhaps your stupid little brain may want to go back and review that, you fucking idiot.

The topic change had absolutely nothing to do with you. But little insecure fuck twats like yourself are the typical loser who feels most courageous to go up on a message board and call someone out FOR SOMETHING THEY DIDN'T DO. DUH! So yeah, CHECK YOURSELF DIP SHIT.

Find on this board in the last 14 years where I have said that I believe everyone on this board thinks I walk on water. Never did. Good luck with that.



And by the way, I don't have fanbois. Fanbois are little rejects like yourself. Way to go with putting words in my mouth though, cuz you really think I need an ARMY OF FANBOIS TO MARCH TO MY DEFENSE ROFLMAO!!! ON A MESSAGE BOARD!! LOL!!! You're stupid. LOL! (No one defended me on this board. Stupid is, stupid does, stupid says)

By the way... 2004 or not, a tough guy persona who hides behind an alias on a message board surely doesn't define my current relevance in the world of adult entertainment. I think I'll stick to the actual numbers. And clearly they're well enough to keep me relevant today, otherwise I wouldn't be around still. FANCY THAT FUCKING SHIT!

So go cry to your mommy about how some "over-entitled twat" made you maaaadddd. Just remember, you started this derailed thread to where it is. I sure hope your little wiener is happy now.

FYI, If you're anything like this in the REAL WORLD, I sure hope sooner than later you say the wrong thing to the wrong person and sets your stupid ass straight. It's a long time coming with your jump to conclusion attitude. Clearly you have personal issues with yourself to jump the gun on me out of nowhere for no reason other than being a brave bold man on a message board LOL.

I'm sure you have more to bitch about. It's typical. But I think you're better off killing yourself.

PS. Since I know how this board works and how the rest of you can follow suit like this asshole has candy in his ass, if you agree with this roach, then this post is for you as well.

Bye-bye!

Hey calm down. You're gonna give yourself a stroke.

Does this mean you will not be posting Christmas butt pics?

If so, I'll take em via PM.

TY & Happy Holidays.

Better than I could, it seems. Only this stroke might actually be real, unlike the last one, or the cancer she had JRV convinced of before that. :leans_back:

Gen- Remain calm and insert a candy canus!

I'd say she about nailed it..

His over twelve thousand posts just reeks of loser..He's has taking being a fool to a whole new level..The guy is just a fucking idiot!

Well, I dunno about Chuck's real cancer, or Gen's fake cancer/stroke/personality/lifestyle/sincerity/and-or-everything else, but those words of "wisdom" from the poodle killer sure cured my foul mood. Thanks, Dicky.

Now how about doing something really stupid to cheer up poor Chuck, whose thread this was before some washed-up butterface made it all about her? TIA.