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#614503 - 07/24/14 09:31 PM
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Common Causes For Rapid Expansion Of Broads
10) Krispy Kreme
9) Certain Types of Birth Control
8) Change in Health Insurance a& New Dr Won't Prescribe Adderall
7) Depression
6) Stop Using Cocaine
5) Baconators
4) Turned 30
3) Eating Disorder in Remission
2) Baby
And the #1 Cause of Rapid Expansion In Broads is.......
1) Wedding Ring Italian and Greek girls get fat AND hairy once they get a wedding ring
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#614504 - 07/24/14 09:45 PM
Re: Post your funny pics here
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Porn Jesus
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Italian broads yeah. At my cousin's high school graduation party there was this family friend chick who was 18, probably a size 1 and smoking hot in tight leggings, her lil butt probably would have fit in one hand.
Flash forward to college graduation party and she was starting to chunk up, pleated khaki pants trying to hide the jiggle. It looked to be a fun jiggle at the time, but by now she probably hit the 30y/o Italian wall. Likely mostly titties and ass, like her mom.
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#614505 - 07/24/14 10:03 PM
Re: Post your funny pics here
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Quite a few years ago Krispy Kreme announced its IPO. One of my rotund female colleagues asked me in front of several other male colleagues if I though Krispy Kreme would be a good investment. I told her that I didn't know much about Krispy Kreme but that donuts were a growth industry, especially in the hips and thighs. The other guys turned red and after a few moments she got my drift and stormed out the elevator when it stopped, but not before calling me an asshole.
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#614510 - 07/25/14 01:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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LOL!
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#614969 - 08/03/14 02:04 PM
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#616195 - 08/23/14 12:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Possibly the worst person you could quote when making an ad for bible school: 
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#616200 - 08/23/14 01:03 PM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Tell it to Boko Haram
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#616223 - 08/23/14 04:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I'm sure they were shooting for a deep meaning. Really bad execution, tho. Hope someone lost their job.
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#616449 - 08/27/14 05:07 PM
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#616497 - 08/27/14 10:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i like this version better (could go in the dead inside thread too). https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Aspirations
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#616521 - 08/28/14 09:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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COHF vid^^. I fapped to it yesterday. It's very worth the watch. Drunk, stupid and trying desperately to be enthusiastic.
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#616608 - 08/29/14 11:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Was it the Canadian stuff? Our own Lance is in some of them.
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#616641 - 08/29/14 03:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Don't know.
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#617669 - 09/11/14 05:55 AM
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#618739 - 09/26/14 11:02 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Back in the gimp box with you pedo-panzer.
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#618741 - 09/26/14 11:59 AM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Back in the gimp box with you pedo-panzer. You have to admit that it's funny.
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#618742 - 09/26/14 12:06 PM
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I think its too much for a porn forum to be safe.
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#618755 - 09/26/14 03:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It wasn't even a fake dick, it was another kid's arm. Back in the gimp box with you pedo-panzer. Panzer won't be posting in the Gimp Box. Steve Perma-Banned him.
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#618761 - 09/26/14 04:05 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Back in the gimp box with you pedo-panzer. Panzer won't be posting in the Gimp Box. Steve Perma-Banned him.   
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#618789 - 09/26/14 07:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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No kids? As a former Archbishop, I must protest.
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#619204 - 10/04/14 09:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This pic comes from on of th threads here, but I can't recall which one.. Anyway, Panzer has a motorcycle? 
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#619282 - 10/05/14 06:10 PM
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Sounds like an uppity Paki or Indian bitch (dot, not feather). A generation ago her family was taking their morning dumps on a Baluchistan field, armed with a can of water and some leaves. Today she is the high-priestess of NYC carryout.
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#619687 - 10/11/14 05:55 PM
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#619793 - 10/12/14 03:57 PM
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Black People on the Move.
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#619988 - 10/14/14 02:36 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Baby Jew 
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#620016 - 10/14/14 07:26 PM
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lol wtf is that thing?its kind of ugly but cute at the same time.like a lil oversized baby gopher or something.
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#620022 - 10/14/14 08:01 PM
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Its a male baby jew. Thats what they look like before their circumcised.
I think its actually a wombat.
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#620049 - 10/15/14 07:58 AM
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Now thats some funny jew bashing right there. And awfully cute.
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#620092 - 10/15/14 03:08 PM
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#620118 - 10/15/14 09:55 PM
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 here we have what appears to be a cutie. then we have this   her stage name is angel may in the off chance anyway finds her strokeworthy.
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#620128 - 10/15/14 11:16 PM
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LOL! Aint that the truth.
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#620197 - 10/16/14 09:48 PM
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#620198 - 10/16/14 09:55 PM
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^^^ In a similar vein... 
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#620221 - 10/17/14 11:14 AM
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#620232 - 10/17/14 02:23 PM
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lmao
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#620338 - 10/18/14 01:19 PM
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This reminds me of someone for some reason: 
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#620426 - 10/19/14 05:48 PM
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#621368 - 11/05/14 01:04 AM
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Stupid bitch probably got a degree in feminist studies.
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