Lisa Ann retiring from porn

And on this day, the fifteenth of December in the year two thousand fifteen, granny porn fans shed a tear at the departure of one of its icons. Now every two decade past her prime old bag still sucking off felons for cat food money just moved up a spot on the call list.


Bye Brother Munson....Bye Whore.

Ms. Murph made her own life. You don't want the attention even after you retire for 2 years? Quit talking out both sides of your worthless tit job. You're a lifelong porn skank. You don't retire from a career of letting halfway house inmates spray their diseased penis butter across your fake face. You just move aside from the mental anguish and askew moral compass. Which, in your case, is pointed nowhere.

Can't wait to see you hooking right alongside the luvlioness.

Bye, cunt.

#36: whores are never retired, they are just between sex-related “career opportunities”

Like the Luvinlioness, Lisa Ann has entered the reserve army of porn.

Still doing privates and webcam. Plus some artistic bullshit on her paysite that will drive subscriptions down. Looks like a sound plan to me.

Art? Sounds like Carmella Bung.

Lisa Ann, Dana Hayes, Carmella Bing, Tori Black - Agents of SHIELD.

Wow! Pre nose job! In her case.. the nose job made her go from "eh" to 9 1/2.

I guess Lisa Ann is the most famous Ch. 9 show Snapple Girl, because while just looking for a clip of Jennifer Anuston, I realized she wasn't a Snapple Girl, but a Nutri-System success story.

correction

but that fucked up boob job... I mean is it that hard to find a good boob plastic surgeon? I guess maybe in the 90's but now.. Anyboy see Yurizan Beltrans awful boob job.

Thats^ a fucking disgrace. Whoever convinced her to do that to those beautiful titties should be shot.

Suicide then

Them some old school torpedo tits right there.

Them tits are just a bonus. Look at that big, cushy ass.

So, is that teenage bench warming, non playing Notre Dame Football player going to take care of her now?

Probably right !

And Cynthia Myers had some Traci Lords torpedos before Traci.

Doctor who's Jenna Coleman feature wise is a dead ringer for Cynthia Myers. If she ate some cheeseburgers she'd get that ass but I doubt there is a Plastic surgeon who could replicate those titties.

this^.

Nikki Benz had some unkind words on Twitter for Lisa. Sounded like middle school all over again...

Yeh they got in a tit fight. lol

Jenna Coleman's titties

Went through her functional illiteracy Wikipedia of a timeline... two whores calling each other whores. And birthday or not, no one believes a whore claiming they went to Dubai "on vacation."

Yeah, Dubai has long been established as code for high dollar hooking even if that was not the exact location of the private engagement.

Benzo is going atomic on Fake Palin. Family molestation issues, the whole nine yards. Best Christmas present I've gotten so far! http://twitter.com/nikkibenz

Any retirement plan that includes the phrase "business partner Jayden James" is a recipe for lulz

I don't think those two like each other.

That's safe to say. It is interesting to me how both, and especially their legions of fans, want to re-write history in claiming that either "won" the feud or that either is particularly better liked/in demand. I suppose we could compare their rates, sales of titles, or whatever other factors if we wanted to but each has a wealth of attitude according to those who've worked with them.

I've never seen either of them fuck on video, as they aren't my type. I pull for Nikki in this, because Lisa Ann's antics are well known, and I haven't heard anything bad about Nikki.

There's no winner because they're both losers. It's like winning the Special Olympics.

I wim!!! Yay!!

when they are both sexagenarians they will fake their own deaths if they haven't died by then already.

They're both already dead inside.

You ever see any of Nikkis emema stuff? Hilarity and pathos all in a vid.