These are the porn scenes that are too good to be true. It's as though a djinni specializing in pornography magically conjured the following scenes according to my carnal specifications.

Striptease Then Fuck #4, Scene 3
The actress in this scene is Czech and goes by many names. When I first saw it I was so awestruck by her beauty that I didn't even need to see any action. I never watched anything else she's done. She's immortalized in my mind with this work of art. (Scene 1 is pretty awesome as well.)


AKA Nicole De Rossi, Nicole Gardini, Pavla, Suzie Ramon, Suzie Ramone

Maid Service, Scene 5
Lily Thai is mindboggling as the naked maid. If she showed up to clean my house I'd have a heart attack before she picked up the duster.

"Hello, Dolly and Frieda"
I found this five-part masterpiece on YouPorn. I'm not sure if the title given is the official one, or what the original source is (I'm researching it), but Wow! Everyone involved is enthusiastic and the blonde in the black heels has a beautiful behind.

Real Slut Party - "Schools Out And Cocks Out!"
Tandem rear-entry foursome action at its finest.

CollegeRules - "Spin the Bottle Orgy"
Guilana Alexis is the MVP in this one. Her behind is incredible.

Wet Booty Brazil 4
Mayara Shelson has a breathtaking booty. I'm not normally into backdoor action, but for her scene I'll make an exception.

Bad Ass Booty - Alexis Texas
Almost overwhelming. That booty is relentlessly in your face.

Big Tits Round Asses - Sammie Rhodes
There are two early Bang Bros. videos starring Sammie Rhodes. Both are good stuff, but the one by the pool is an all time favorite.

Sexy Kurven #5 - Mandy Blue
The finest meaty German porn actress I know of.

Pigtails Round Asses - Sandra Romain or Rachel Starr
I almost need to flip a coin on this one.

Welcome, Captain. It's fscking rare we get a shill as well-spoken and as well-organized as yourself. Be sure to check in at our Website Talk forum if you're trying to sell the content, or our Talent for Hire forum if you're trying to promote the whore in question.


Thank you for being the politest, most organized shill in recent history and welcome to XXX Porn Talk.

My cards are on the table. No shilling. Just opening my heart to you people so maybe you'll check out one of these wonderful scenes and experience the joy they've given me.

It's a cynical world.

Thanks for the sig Cap'n.

You know what? I think everyone should have a favorite pornstar. I think everyone should talk about what porn turns them on. Why do do "respectable" citizens feel guilty about sharing their porn proclivities? Sex is truth. I grew up watching West German soft porn on cable. I don't regret it. I wish I could walk up to every big booty hot chick and ask "what's your porn tastes?" like asking the weather.

It is a cynical world. I'm just some guy who doesn't give a fuck anymore. Hot chicks fucking is awesome. I'm not a rapist. I'm not a perv. I respect beautiful asses. So fucking what? I saw a black chick with an extraordinary ass at 7-11 tonight. I wanted to compliment her objectively. But that might seem weird. You know what, though? It's possible to respect the ass and respect the woman. Society doesn't get that.

back to gaydt with you^.

Is that for the homosexuals? I can appreciate a well-sculpted guy ass. I don't want to fuck it, but I'd rather see a good guy ass fucking a chick than a flabby one. Porn is all about aesthetics.

you must love sons of anarchy then.

SoA was awesome. This guy blows goats

The last show I watched was True Detective. Ho-lay-Shit!

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