I always thought christmas was German, all the songs and fucking imagery is. I agree with Jerky. My brother's kids get Hanukah gifts but Uncle FaceBlaster always gives gifts on christmas day. Every other kid at school gets gifts that day, I don't want my nieces having nothing to Instagram.
edited PS: Uncle FaceBlaster.....great band name
That must be sad. Lil Johnny posting pics of the X-box he got from Santa, while lil Soshanna has a pic of the 3 pieces of gelt she took home after a dreidel marathon hit the skids.
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