It's stupid to tell people how smart one is. Rather, it is better to show them. That goes for doing things like buying a Porsche, wearing expensive suits and, especially, expensive neckties, or flashy accessories like an expensive watch. Putting that money in the bank, to replenish the money the ex-wife took, is even smarter. I don't wear a watch, the shirts are from Brooks Brothers, and rarely wear a necktie. Only when I'm meeting someone else who wears a tie will I strap one on. Every time I think of buying an expensive tie I'll dribble some food on the shirt, which can be washed, and be reminded that it could've been a US$500 silk tie. If I'm going to blow US$500 there better be some bitch's slob on my knob. Like tonight. I found a whore who wants the Kink.com treatment and I'm giving it to her but good. Wish she'd hurry up and get here.