I'm willing to bet a large portion of you are.

I'm not christian, I am Roman Catholic. That is the true religion of Christ. The others are just posers and will wind up in hell with the Jews and the Muslims.

I'm not.

So then what are you..?

Me? Nothing religion- wise, I guess.

The only things Barry holds up as higher powers are his dick and weed.

That's the answer I was expecting..


And you think this gp-x guy is a fucking tard..That's the kind of dumb-ass Casper grand-pa stoner fucking response I expected..

You got fucking niggers rioting in your fucking streets..-And you come up with' Nothing religion- wise, I guess'..

Good thing we got guys like you out there contributing to society..

Let me ask you this when you're splayed
out in the hospital down to ninety pounds from ass cancer,and you can't fucking eat..I think even the stone-boat you are..You're gonna start droppin a few fucking prayers.

No who you are and fucking deal with it you Dumb fucking Marshmallow..!

Is it time for you to take another trip?

hahahahaha well played HD...

I really can see why people call you a fucking moron

Lapsed Catholic.

Any religion with a title is a waste of time and hypocritical. It has, for the most part... done absolutely nothing good for the world. But create violence. So glad I wasn't raised with that garbage.

More Deist than Christian.

Catholic Charities and Catholic schools have done lots of good for the world.

So, what was the right answer? Should I make up some bullshit non- truth just to keep your dick sucking self happy? I don't believe and I do think I ever have. If that brings you down, that's a bummer. But it's not my problem. Knock on someone else's door like a good Mormon or JW.

I don't know what niggers behaving like niggers has to do with my faith or lack of. If I pray to something that I don't believe in, somehow that will end the rioting? If I were to pray for anything it'd be to see live rounds fired into the crowd. If I had a God, he'd be good with that.

Having had a health scare a few months ago that a couple of people here know about, I didn't start throwing prayers. At that point, it just never went through my mind. Put me into your scenario, who knows? I know myself well enough to know a simple truth...that you never know how you'll react to a given situation until you get there. Desperation is a powerful emotion. To say there's no way something like that would lead me to getting right with the Man is just not possible. I honestly don't know.

My girl is pretty religious and pretty sincere about it. Not sincere enough to drag out of bed on Sunday for services. But I can respect that. My kid goes to a religious school and I'm pretty good with that. A small price to pay for a superior education. On nights I'm home, I participate in his bedtime prayers. It's a family thing and I happily play along. If a friend is going through some pain and asks for prayers, I oblige. It ain't for me, it's for them. A small price to pay to give someone just a little peace of mind at a rough time. At the end of the day, thinking good thoughts for someone can't hurt.

Faith and belief are both fairly deep things that need more than a simple "yay" or "nay" answer. Sure, you can read everything into a couple of word answer, but you're not a very bright bulb. I'd give more credit to FBF than you in a heartbeat. At the surface he was asking a yes or no question, but he's searching for something deeper than the yes or no. He can see farther the end of his nose. You can't. Maybe if the end of your nose wasn't buried in some dude's pelvis all the time, you'd be able to see that. Naw, probably not.

Good Reply a little hypocritical but good reply..!

Hypocritical how? Enlighten.

Shit is different with kids. I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'ma put out Cookies and Milk on Xmas Eve w/ my son, and have him spread some reindeer food on the lawn (oatmeal and glitter).

That's what I'm getting at know your traditions know your fucking roots..

And fucking know where you come from..!

Know where you came from bung smell

Dr. Phil, you are. I know exactly where I came from and what my roots are. Growing up I assumed my family were Catholic. Went to tons of Catholic weddings and funerals and my folks always spent a ton of money every year at the Catholic school's auction/ drunkfest. So my tradition, roots, wherever I came from, whatever the fuck you're talking about, is that I came from a family that believed but not to the point of putting a label on it. I'm honestly not too far from "where I came from".

As for the "hypocrisy" of not believing but having my kid in a religious school, it's obviously a concept you can't wrap your head around. The choice of the school had zero to do with the religious aspect of it. It had everything to do with the facts that public schools are shitholes and private schools provide a superior education. I said earlier that the religious aspect of it was a small price to pay, but in reality it's not a price at all. The school fits my kid, and he fits the school. So they pray a bit. Who cares?

I know you can't get this, but I'm sure fbf does. It's very possible to not believe and not hate Christians or even Christianity at the same time. Sure, there are Christians that I do dislike or hate, but that has less to do with their Faith than it does that they're assholes. I mean, look at you. I have no idea what your Faith may or may not be, but it's easy to see that you're a simp. That's on you, not God.

To be honest with you I think you're full of Crap.

I'm not going to argue with you or defend myself on here of all places..

So with that said Happy Holidays-I'd wish you a Merry Christmas but that would be the Christian thing to do -but I'm sure you would happily play along..

Like I tell my Muslim customers, Christmas is an American Holiday, no one cares about the religious aspect. It is an excuse to buy yer kids and wife some gifts and have a nice meal.

Few years ago, one Paki told me he sneaked a small tree into his house and got his kid a couple gifts.

You might want to google that...

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Suck balls you Canuckistani jabroni. If as a nation America celebrated Kwanza, you moose fucking halfwits would spend December frying chicken, while guzzling Colt .45, and giving yer kids grape blunt wraps.

America makes the fuckin world go round, so no other country matters.

Have another Butter-Ripple.!


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You should try googling it. Christmas in December as it is based on a pagan star ritual, the winter solstice. The bible says not to take trees into your house. Easter is a pagan fertility holiday

The modern today traditions don't have much to do with actual biblical teachings. Much like when the right wing co-ops Thomas Jefferson but ignores what he said in the treaty of Tripoli

I always thought christmas was German, all the songs and fucking imagery is. I agree with Jerky. My brother's kids get Hanukah gifts but Uncle FaceBlaster always gives gifts on christmas day. Every other kid at school gets gifts that day, I don't want my nieces having nothing to Instagram.


edited PS: Uncle FaceBlaster.....great band name

i really liked their first album.

That must be sad. Lil Johnny posting pics of the X-box he got from Santa, while lil Soshanna has a pic of the 3 pieces of gelt she took home after a dreidel marathon hit the skids.

You called me out, stupid. What do you have to defend? Other than being a bit fey on this issue? Are you sure you're not Lubben in disguise?

I stand by what I said and what I believe. Sure, it may be bullshit, but how many of us don't lie to ourselves daily? Like fbf said, you haven't lived my Scotch Irish experience. So your opinion means less than dick.

Secular humanist and agnostic.

Merry Christmas everyone!

"I'm a god-fearing Atheist!"

If there was compelling evidence, i'd accept the belief in a deity. I think religion comes mostly down to the fact we know we are mortal. I am going to be dead some day. So are all of the people I love. I wish there was something beyond this world, but I can't live life pretending like that is going to happen.

How does tatty make it here being so reasonable? Pretty much how I feel.

On a deeper level, I love the idea of God and Salvation. The whole package...the washing away of sin, the everlasting life, the seeing your lost friends and family in a better place someday. I'm talking, of course, about the Jewish/ Christian God. Invented by savages, perfected by Western Europeans, like most good things in life. But, for me at least, that pesky disbelief gets in the way.

Would it be the coolest thing ever to take your last breath and in the next instant be face to face with a kind God? Fuck yes it would be. Best surprise party ever.

I hope I'm wrong, God- wise. Like tatty said, I'd like there to be "something after" after all this. But I don't believe there is. That's me and I'm certainly not vain enough to think not believing is the way to go or for everyone.

If I'm wrong about Heaven I certainly hope the series dogs and cats that have made my life bearable will be there.

^ I think you've both got it wrong. I think it started with some common sense shit for preserving the common peace (Dont beat the guy in the next cave because he's an idiot and maybe he won't do the same back atcha; don't fuck your brother's wife and maybe he won't kill you) along with some dietary advice that reflected the times (don't eat shit that will go bad unless you can salt the fuck out of it and maybe we'll live long enough to invent refrigeration), and the bipolar spook upstairs was just to scare the stupid. Much as the lot of yez fear the negro and the muslim.

Jesus is just a trick on niggers- Hazel Motes in Flannery O'Conner's Wise Blood.

And I figured you for one of these guys.



The only famous Jew in history, that the other Jews turn their back on. Woody Alled dry humps a 7y/o and marries his GF's adopted daughter, he's A-OK, but one of ya is the child of God, and ya cast him out.

Y'all believe Moses talked to God, and that God wanted the skin off Abraham's cock, but ya don't believe Mary got fucked by him? Come on.

And this is why we can't have rape for dinner.

I believe in a generic Higher Power because that has worked in my life and the lives of countless others.

I believe in an everlasting Hell solely in the hopes that my evil stepmother is roasting there.

Pope says dogs go to heaven.

Kruger! I saved your collar!!!

Only the Catholic ones.

But do they shit in the woods if they aren't ?

Only if they ate at Taco Bell before burying the cub scout.