Wake the fuck up & at least try to do it old Cage style.

I got some. I only went on Saturday, so I don't have too many. There are more here: http://therealpornwikileaks.com/dirty-jersey-files-exxxotica-nj-2014-part-1/

For Barry and Frankie:

Maserati


Adriana Chechik - Them pants were nice and tight, but if they ended an inch or 2 below her belly button it would have been much cooler.





Marley Matthews - If she aint in BDM's Newbie thread already, she will be when I'm done with this post.



Kayden Kross had a baby since the last show in Edison. That is like a record setting bounce back.



Ash Hollywood was flat out fuckin hot. Best In Show.



Dillion Harper's ass.




Ashley Massaro leaving. Seeing her face would only ruin any happy thoughts of her in ring days.



Belle Knox.



For all the granny fetish fellas, I gotta admit that Nina Hartley's ass looked better than it did in AC in April.

This is a stripper/performance artist/model out of Philly. Smokezilla should get on this and give a report. My pics don't do her justice. Check out her Instagram http://instagram.com/agent_topchik





Annika Albright



Hope Howell



Chrissy's ex is a big ole whore, huh? I bet she could have taken 1/2 the fanbois there.

I think he means we need to add some snarky commentary, ala Camera of Death.

Still, it's funny Monkey and the "mafia" used to piss on people who posted convo pics. How things have turned around.

I hear ya. I just posted the pics and link to others, so y'all could add the snark.

Part 2 of TRPWL pics.

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/dirty-jersey-files-exxxotica-nj-part-2/

And for the fanboi who thought he had everything:

http://pussyjuicelube.com/shop/

Nice pics, Dillion Harper looks really good. Ana Foxxx and Adriana Chechik as well.


Tory Lane obviously tilting her head back as to avoid a double chin. She's really let herself go.

Thank you.

tory lane looks as strokable as ever to me still.she could very well be the next lisa ann(longevity wise).shell mature up nicely.

"Maserati" looks like a fukkin Edsel. Any any implication that a fat ratchet could afford such a whip is a joke. Much less try and wedge her KFCass into the driver's seat.

"My Maserati does 185. I lost my boner, bitch gave me hives." - Joe Walsh.

Tory Lane looks fine to me. So does Ash Hollywood.

i want to oil up my head and titfuck maserati with it.

Nice.






This was Saturday? I shit you not, I saw this older broad at the Union Square Whole Wallet whose face looked just like her, but I couldn't get a glimpse of her ass to be sure.

Yeah, Saturday. She was there from at least noon to 9pm. One of the few whores who always had people at her table.

The 2 tiny Hispanic whores, Abella(?) Anderson and Veronica Rodriguez had tons of dudes at their tables at all times. That is why I didn't get any pics of them.

P.S. If you haven't clicked the link and checked out that one whore's Instagram, do it. She is a pole dance work out nut and has videos demonstrating many of her pole tricks.

I wish she was a cam whore.

i thought abella anderson had quit and married a bball player or somesuch.if shes back she needs to do a paizuri scene and blowbang asap.

I picture a room full of spics drinking pineapple Jerritos and spitting in a bottle.

I'm all over that fat nigress Masarati.

I bet the gap teeth makes you even harder than the chocolate juggs.

theres a video of how they collect it on the site.which is intersting and stimulating at the same time.

dildo sponge ingenuity

It's all part of the complete package.

The video was a work. The whole thing is a work. I get the appeal of the whole thing, but it's an Underwear Elf business plan. It's spics and spit.

its called the deluxe mocha package.

I wasn't a huge fan, then I saw this picture

http://instagram.com/p/vIQIybqRFl/

I'll put out some feelers in the name of research and report back. You know her twitter?

That Hope Howell chicxk is on the short list though. Yum

I just looked at Twitter. https://twitter.com/Agent_topchik

Only a couple tweets from September and most link to her Instagram.

If there were any truth in advertising statutes in porn she would have to change her name to Caterpillar.

The correct lyric edit is My Maserati weighs 185.

I think you're underwighting her a bit.

Monsterati

I didn't specify any particular unit of weight, only the amount.

Meant "underweighing" her. Still not a word. I should've just said your guess was under. Either way, she goes a deuce at a minimum

did you look for her ever expanding gunt? I used to run into nina back at some east bay farmer's market in the early 90s and she was so fucking great looking and I always enjoyed the random conversation you have with strangers.

I consider seeing her but I had not turned any of the companies i worked for into massive piles of money. and by 1994 when shit starting turning, I was too wrapped up in work to look for her. sigh.

now I see that Gunt and I want to shoot myself.

These food court all stars make Maserati look like a runway model

Ummm ... No.


No, maybe with the lights low and some Tequila, and somebody call Porno Dan


Different? God I hope that doesn't mean some Tranzer-style Tranny action, Sexy? Fun? Sure I'll play along but lose the fucking white stockings.

Here's Abella and her fans

Lexi Belle, Tita Voncupcake something or other, and Alexis Texas

I think I'm in love



Abella and Alexis Texas



No. not even if you're into this sorta stuff

You want what's in this hand? Keep dancing!!

Vic and TJ would approve of this pic

Bad Deadpool! Wrong Convention!

Who's the blonde chick with Asa Akira?

"I gave up the day shift for this?"

The lovely Julia Ann and Mr Teagan whom I was too lazy to crop out

Annika Albrite(Albright?) I think.

Burbon Street is a fun strip club. Bonus is that there is a McDondald's right next door, so you can stumble there for munchies.

Keep digging in that box ladies and you'll be giving the food court all stars a run for their money

Thanks Jerkules, I might check it out next time I swing thru Jersey.

It is right on Rt 9, I think after it splits w/ Rt 35 around South Amboy.

In other words, it's right next to the toxic waste dump and down the street from the latest EPA Superfund site, where the road splits off for polluted harbor.

^^^ Only in The Garden State.

Damn, I always thought Prince had it together enough that he would be financially okay after the peak years of his popularity.