Fuck that shit. I'm a guy. Every fucking item I buy fits into a basket that I can barely carry by the time I make it to the register and then I carry all 5 or 6 (double) bags of groceries out to my vehicle in one hand while I hold my wallet and cellphone in the other. I'm not fucking with paper bags in a cart and I won't bring cloth bags to the store like a goddamn hippie.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.