Pesky distinction? Not anymore. Thanks to Citizens United, corporations are people too, entitled to all sorts of, erm, entitlements. But that's okay, because they're producers, damnit. Don't believe me? Just listen to this slavishly enthusiastic, utterly unsupported assessment:





And he's right. Their patriotically low wages produce tens of thousands of flesh & blood welfare recipients who cost the taxpayer $6.2 Billion annually.