Fucking McDonald's discontinued the Steak & Egg McMuffin breakfast sammich. Dammit. That thing was awesome. It was like a regular Egg McMuffin with a small phillysteak on it. I'm thinking of emailing them with my latest genius idea.

I think every major metropolitan area should have 1 Super McDonald's that has every goddamn item McDonald's makes that has ever been popular and sell them all of the time. McRib's, Steak & Egg McMuffins, breakfast bagels, chicken biscuit sandwiches, the old fries made with beef tallow. Shit, I still miss the McDLT. And I may be the only person in the world who liked the McLean, the low-fat burger that was moistened with seaweed juice.

And I don't care what it takes, but this goddamn Super McDonald's will have breakfast 24 hours a day. I don't care if I have to drive to the other side of town or if the food takes a little longer to make.