Some asshole ate every ripe blueberry from my garden.

Where there a lot of them?

Said asshole was probably a deer or in your case an elk.

There weren't that many, and someone took only the ripe ones and left all the other ones behind. And there are no deer or elk around here. There are moose, but it haven't seen one near my house since the winter when they come around to eat my apple trees. This was a person. Magpies eat them sometimes, but those asshole birds just take a bite out of each piece of fruit, then drop it and go get a fresh one.

I hate Manhattan

I hater Berlin.

Searched for Plutonium, then for 1.21 Gigawatts, then for Half-Life 3:

http://www.therem.org/half-life-3-for-xbox-one-xbox-360-ps4-ps3-and-pc/1216046/

Iceland volcano live feed:
http://www.livefromiceland.is/webcams/bardarbunga-2/

Watch when and if you have time...

Yea, the appalachians. where I'm hiding out currently.

Lots of Scotch-Irish. terrible idea of food.

Anyone using moist wipes to wipe your ass?

They totally clog septic systems and even older sewer systems.

i thought the correct xpt answer is "i have a whore who cleans my ass for me"?

I swear I just saw a rocket or a missile launch about an hour ago. Straight up from the mountains south of Anchorage, headed away from the city. I took some pics on my phone.

Maybe there was a training exercise?

Well, you can see Russia out your front door, right?

Maybe they firing on the Ukies?

Training exercise? Government cover-up.

They gotta launch a missile once in a while, otherwise they gonna cheat on the tests.

Today? Conspiracy.

Whatever it was, it launched past the mountains south of Anchorage headed south. Maybe it was a test of the missile defense system.

Most likely a small missile [not ICBM] of some kind, due to slim exhaust trail.

Dat dere enless skrimps:



Full Endless Shrimp Gallery

You don't wipe your hands off before using your phone?

I doubt he washes or wipes his hands before he does lots of things. If Panzer offered to cook you a meal would you accept it?

Of course not.

How about shaking his hand?

I don't like shaking hands.

good girl.

Technically, you probably wouldn't actually be shaking his hand. (as in actual flesh to flesh contact) You would just be shaking the oily residue around the epidermis.

Is it oil or the natural slime most jews excrete?

Being Jewish is Alex's only attribute. Actually, I've no idea how Alex ended up being so disgusting no matter what he is.

Chernobyl.

He likes to keep his hands pre-lubed in case he ever stumbles across a bent over tranny.

Even for your day rate? How worse could it be than shit stained mope dick in your mouth?

No. I'm not sure which would kill me faster...being in the same room as Alex or a scene with Brandon.

Why am I guessing Klaus Meine saw Trazer's parents right before he sat down to write "The Zoo?"

Just finished installing a glass subway tile backsplash in the lakehouse kitchen. I might tile the entire house...it beats painting.

Certainly more permanent.

Certainly more permanent.

I love subway title! Replaced my old bathroom squares with it way before subway became the rage.

Yeah I didn't know it was the rage until we bought it. I suppose that's why it was one of the offered choices. We did the glass/granite mosaic at home and wanted something different here.

It looks great and really made a difference in the kitchen. I just ordered some LED strip lights to go under the cabinets. Party Time!

Oral sex as a greeting custom is always better.

I really hate the fact that Costco stopped stocking-up on the Kirkland Signature brand of canned cola and now carries only Coca-Cola brand of cola, which is more expensive than the generic cola.

Moar-'o-'em enles skrimpz!



Full gallery here

Have they started to seat you over in the corner or in an empty room yet? You must be scaring the hell out of the local rug rats. Look at your thumb! It's as wide as it is long.

Its an average thumb, its just the camera lens that makes it look bad. I was seated right across some European tourists that were munching on endless salad and sucking on the crab legs. One of the legs squirted into dude's eye #ThatWasFunny

The table to the right of me had some skinny Asian guy [see photo] with a fat white girl and they too had a lot of endless salad.

What's with all the people eating endless salad and bisquits in Red Lobster?! - Eating endless shrimp makes me feel classier than them.

The dude is black leather jacket [see photo] ordered a beer, and the sever for that table [Malory] said that Red Lobster's beers go between $7-$9. I would never pay that much for a drink.

Yer gonna hit 350 and pick up the gout soon w/ all them shrimp, Panzer.