#NoHymenNoDiamond

Irony is ironic! Unless its hypocrisy.

My God the Royals are going to the World Series. My God Ned Yost is going to the World Series. J.B. imagine the Jets making the Super Bowl while being coached by Pete Carroll or the Mets making the W.S. with Terry Collins managing. That is how I feel. How can a manager I hate so much be giving my life so much pleasure?

Ned Yost will be managing the American League in the 2015 All Star Game. Suck on it Berman. How fucking stupid is your back, back, back call going to sound in the Bunt Derby? Ha Ha Ha Ha. David Ortiz, Mike Trout, and Miggy Cabrera will be bunting in the first or second inning and the A.L. squad will have ten pinch runners on it. Ha Ha Ha Ha this is going to be great.

Congrats. The Braves suck balls and I've about given up on them.

I hope KC wins it. I hate the Cards and the Giants have won enough. Good Luck!

Love that song, and I can't even take the pot.

weed vs meth

If it were me, TUP, I'd be unable to shake the suspicion God was not only fucking with me but a fan of Lawrence J. Peter as well.

Agreed. I despise Larussa.

LaRussa is a Bobby Valentine level douche. Tony just had his players on better juice.

Team tup for the series...

you guys seen Ben Affleck lose his shit in the face of logic and reason?.
best shit I've seen in a long time. Sam may or may not have been on J** R****s at one point in time, or not.

I'm not watching all that, but Affleck fancies himself a political intellectual with aspirations of someday being a Senator or Congressman. He shoulda married Gwyneth Paltrow instead of Jennifer Garner.

Ben doesn't breakdown and drop f-bombs until he's been beaten into the ground though and that's deep in the vid.

it's a decent meltdown by a guy that's surrounded by yes men completely out of his element. at one point he's sitting there holding his head in his hands..then he gives it one more go and maher joins the melee. It's awesome.

Agreed on the Paltrow thing btw.

Yeah, it was worth watching after all.

Anyway, Ben Affleck: Toupee or no toupee? His hair confuses me almost as much as Matthew McConaughey's does.

Glad you watched it. Bens a fucken doof high on his own supply. It was cool to see him get humbled.

Sam Harris just drops bombs like he's in orbit. Unaffected and cold.

Harris has become more enjoyable to watch. Either he has gotten a bit more entertaining or else it is just the fact that Hitchens is no longer casting that long shadow that kept him in the dark.

Afleck's intentions are solid, but cognitive dissonance is a bitch and there are plenty of people (some right here on this board) that fold up in the face of too much honesty and fall back on platitudes and a closed mind in the face of reason.

Life doesn't give a shit about your political views and truth is even nastier.

Ben running for office is laughable, if there is any validity to rumors surrounding him. Pretty much an alkie poon hound. Wife allegedly sent him to rehab earlier in the year, cause whenever he goes on a bender, he wakes up in a hotel room stinking of whore.

Paltrow on the other hand is such a clingy loon that she allegedly caught Chris Martin fucking a broad in their bed, and she still wouldn't leave him (this was rumored over a year before their "uncoupling"). If yer fuckin a broad in yer wife's bed, with a chance of her catching you, then you have exhausted every other means of getting her to leave you. Some broads just so crazy that if they think you want them to leave, it makes em wanna stay even more, because if they leave then you may be able to be happy.

I can't take the pot either, and that's an awesome remake.

Hilarious and awesome.

Triteone can really take a stomping.

1. I don't want to remember Ricky Nelson.

2. I don't want to be reminded of Ricky Nelson by Gunnar and Matthew Nelson.

3. Mathew and Gunnar Nelson should not be.

I sooo missed this place... there's nothing like it.

I love a clever turn of phrase. I was reading a car review that mentioned an older model that used to push in the turns and it's handling was described in this way: "it leaned toward the outside like a whore in a packed church."

so since returning ive noticed some of my jeans are pretty big on me.so much so i had to put some new notches on my belt.my newer jeans are 52 inches mostly,but now i can fit in my 46s and even some levis shorts that are 44.

anyway i want to shrink my bigger jeans just a little.whats the best way?will they shrink more if washed first and then thrown in the dryer?or is it better to just throw them in the dryer dry?

Wash in hot water and dry hot for an extended time.

i am sooo using that on twitter during the next nascar(martinsville)race..thanks.

I heard one during last weeks race I'd never heard. It was one of the less experienced announcers. He said "well you know that ____ is harder to pass than a kidney stone".

I discovered earlier that if you say the word "addenda" slowly, you sound retarded. And the slower you say it, the worse it gets.

I had an idea earlier that since my good friend and I both have silver 4-door SUV's, it might be fun to get personalized plates that use the same combination of letters and numbers as his regular plates and then just drive around doing lots of stupid shit. But he's black, so I'd have to do it in blackface with a short afro wig on.

So you've got everything but the plates?

What made me think of this was that I saw someone earlier today with personalized plates that said something like "GZY234" and it looked just like the regular Alaska lic. plates except the regular plates would have a space between the letter and the numbers with a small Alaskan flag in between. I bet almost no one would notice the difference.

Saw something white standing in my horse pasture this morning and was all WTF??? It wasn't an albino deer, but is was damn near all white. Never seen one colored like that before.

Dammit. In preparation for the results of today's vote on legalizing marijuana, I tried to register the domain name "BakedAlaska.com," but it's already taken and for sale with a minimum bid of $20,000.

Btw, Jerkules, they've just found out that fanged deer aren't extinct. Be afraid.

Nah, they won't let me get close enough that they could bite me.

Looks a little inbred though.

Fuck me. Oil leaking out of this minivan like a mother fucker. I got under it while it was running, and I thought it was leaking from the oil pressure switch. Took the one out of my old van and popped it in. I look under and the shit still streaming out. Now I'm pissed. I get right under the fuckin thing, oil drizzling all over me, and it looks like the timing cover gasket. Fuck me.

So during practice with the dumb band I'm in the drummer flung his sticks at the guitar player's head. Nothing better than watching 45 and 50 year old guys throw temper tantrums.

Well you are lubed up !

BASTARD!

Well, I tapped out like a bitch. I looked at some YouTube tutorials and I completely don't trust myself taking that much shit off the engine and changing all the seals and O-rings and stuff.

A buddy is coming over in the morning to do it. Got my fingers crossed that it is just a blowed out O-ring on the nipple that goes from Timing Cover to Oil Pump. If the nipple is cracked, I'm going to have to wait for one to be shipped from a junkyard in CT, cause I aint payin $623 for a new one.

I just got back from pheasant hunting in South Dakota. We had great, mild weather most of the time and good hunting and a good time. An added bonus was the ganglion cyst on the first joint of my thumb burst internally due to either carrying a shotgun all day or the act of firing same. I'd been rubbing it with frankincense oil because a friend is a great believer in that, but I went out there with a cyst and came home without one. I'm just going to let my friend credit the frankincense oil and move on.

I've never had to lead a bird almost 20 yds to hit it, and that was a very new experience.

I missed the chance for spruce grouse hunting up here. It's the closest thing we have to pheasants. You have to get them before the first snowfall when they're still eating berries and stuff. After that, they switch to spruce needles and taste like shit.

The last time I went with all of my friends, we started drinking before we started hunting and by the time we had a bunch of birds, no one felt like cleaning them. So we just ripped the breasts off and tossed the rest away. Probably 80% of the meat is on the breasts anyway, so it wasn't that bad.

The place we were hunting was a few hundred miles north of Anchorage and was technically a residential neighborhood with gravel streets. But it looked like the type of place where people go when the want to be totally off the grid. Some guy with a wolf-hybrid dog came out to confront us about hunting near his place but we told him to fuck off since we had guns and all he had was a big dog.

i might have to sell sofie.she wouldnt start this morning when i was going to take her to get smogged. i think trading it in and talking the dealer down a bit,i could get a 350z or an armada(both of which are eight grand or less) for a decent payment each month.

my uncle was being funny this morning though.telling me i should think about getting a bus pass.maybe if when i was away at band camp and he was driving it,he had used 91 octane gas like the manual says and left the overdrive on at all time like it also says,my car would still be working and wouldnt need a new rack and pinion in addition to whatever else it needs.my bumper wasnt cracked all the way in the front when i left it.i just bought zip ties for it today.last i drove it before my departure it was still in one piece,just cracked at one part on the bottom.

yeah im appreciative he got new brake pads for it and has taken it to his mechanic that works cheaper than most,but i lent it to him as a favor.not to mention he owes me 4500 that i havent seen one dollar from since years ago.i saved this guys fucking house and he has the nerve to tell me i need not think of myself as being above other people by not taking the bus.fuck i didnt get my first car till i was 30 and now i have to take the bus like a dickhead?my car worked fine before he used it.

fucking guy and his wife go on vacations,added new shit to their house(this thing at the door that goes in and now has some expensive looking statue of a head),and every time i go over there my little cousin has a new expensive lego or two(technics arent cheap,i never even got one as a kid),but cant make good on what he promised me when i loaned him the money;he said hed give me 50 or 100 dollars each time i asked him.i asked him once and he said he couldnt.

i shouldve not lent him the money,bought myself a car and whatever else i wanted.

Breathe Frankie, breathe. Don't have a meximeltdown.

definitely not worth its own thread... @thereallisaann is having a meltdown tonight and Darth aka @julesjordan is a target. get it while it's hot...she'll sober up and delete soon.

Wait, I thought Darth was Powder.

who is tan mom that lisa ann is referring to?janet mason was the first name that popped to mind.oh and darth was double j?i thought he mightve been the poster that said he was a factor in the industry that showed us a pic of himself wearing some gucci or tiffany shoes.

in other frankie news im looking at a gs300 in addition to the other options.

Tan Mom is the one who got taken to court for bringing her young (not even 10y/o?) daughter to tanning booths. She is an old leathery hag who had 10minutes of infamy, like Mary Jo Buttafucco or Lorena Bobbitt. Never did porn, I don't think.

She was at eXXXotica last year, had next to no one at her booth, then yelled at Jenna Jameson when she was leaving.

Do a Google Image Search if you wanna see the pig.