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#643191 - 01/04/17 09:41 PM
Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread?
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silence of the lambs fan
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#643193 - 01/05/17 12:39 AM
Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread?
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I was kind of hoping it was this guy again, just to see another mugshot. http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...true#Post481796
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#643201 - 01/06/17 12:47 AM
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After doing a bit of research online, I finally found out how to light my basement wood stove without setting off the fire alarm. It all has to do with the basic principle that hot air rises and that colder, heavier air settles. When it's cold outside, the chimney of my wood stove is filled with cold, dense air pushing downward.
If I just put some kindling in the stove and light it and throw a log on, there isn't enough heat being generated in the beginning to push all the cold air upwards and out of the chimney and the smoke will instead pour back into the room. First you need to "prime" the chimney and reverse this airflow.
I threw several of copies of the free, local hippy newspaper into the stove and lit them first because newspaper burns hot and fast. A bit of smoke still poured into the room but after a few minutes the hot air started to rise up the chimney and push the cold air out and I had achieved sufficient outward airflow, enough to throw a log on and let it burn without smoking up the entire room. Science!
Next time I light the stove, I might try blowing a hairdryer up the chimney for a few minutes to see if that works to reverse the airflow. That way I can light the stove without any smoke blowing back into the room at all.
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#643214 - 01/07/17 03:02 PM
Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread?
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Please, please, please let the girlfriend of the airport shooter do a national interview. I met this bitch a few months back and she's fucking insane. Chubby brunette who was drinking, using pot and popping molly all at the same time. She had a belly that looked like a floppy bag of jelly and I assumed it was a beer gut. Nope. She excused herself to go outside to smoke a cigarette and was like, "I'm going outside for a smoke. I'm pregnant, but don't judge me!"
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#643222 - 01/08/17 02:14 PM
Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread?
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I couldn't find it when I did a search. I'm not friends with her and only met her just the one time. She tried to take one of my ceramic coffee mugs with her when she left and I found myself looking around to see if anything was missing after she and my friend had gone. I told him never to bring her around again. FWIW, her first name is Gina.
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#643255 - 01/11/17 11:32 PM
Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread?
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I'm getting better at trolling Yahoo comments section. I got em good on an article about Natalie Portman getting paid less that Kelso for some shit movie. "If she is that bad of a negotiator, she is a shame to her people." 31 comments and 367 hearts. Pretty good considering I accidentally hit POST while I was deciding between "brings shame on her people" and "is a disgrace to her people." https://www.yahoo.com/movies/natalie-portman-says-ashton-kutcher-020700456.html
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#643260 - 01/13/17 12:42 AM
Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread?
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I'm getting better at trolling Yahoo comments section. I got em good on an article about Natalie Portman getting paid less that Kelso for some shit movie. "If she is that bad of a negotiator, she is a shame to her people." 31 comments and 367 hearts. Pretty good considering I accidentally hit POST while I was deciding between "brings shame on her people" and "is a disgrace to her people." https://www.yahoo.com/movies/natalie-portman-says-ashton-kutcher-020700456.html Don't let those guys in Denmark expose your troll identity.
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#643261 - 01/13/17 05:34 AM
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Who are the guys in Denmark? Some Jewish group? Come on. They know the deal. Negotiating skills are a stereotype that many Jews are proud of and try to live up to.
I got one Jewish guy haggles will me all the time on shit he gets frequently, and the price hasn't changed on in over 10yrs. He always finishes with, "What, I'm a Jew. I have to try."
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#643263 - 01/13/17 10:23 AM
Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread?
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Them's yankee Jews. We southern Jews don't bother with that shit. And I don't believe there are Jews in Denmark, but I appreciate you bringing it around to jew-bashing where it all starts anyway.
The Denmark reference is the season arc of South Park's last season. It's about online trolls and one plot line involves a team of guys in Denmark who develop a way to track trolls back to their real identities. It almost destroys the world, and our south park boys must stop the Danes for various reasons.
But since the South Park writers are all Jews, maybe you were right the first time after all.
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#643438 - 01/22/17 09:44 AM
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I'm trying to finally learn Greek and it is making me feel very stupid. This is from the intro to a book of verbs that I bought:
"The book at hand contains a list of 333 Greek verbs which are the most commonly and frequently used. Each verb is individually conjugated in both voices (active and middle-passive) and in all its moods (indicative, subjunctive, imperative). Its infinitive and participles are also given. For all verb forms English translations or appropriate equivalents are given. Short sentences are provided to illustrate their literal meaning or a peculiar idiomatic expression which may vary considerably from the original meaning."
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#643439 - 01/22/17 11:10 AM
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Good luck with that, Steez. I tried learning Irish once, but I swear to God you need a hammer and a crowbar just to pronounce it, let alone spell it.
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#643455 - 01/22/17 07:01 PM
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#643494 - 01/24/17 05:06 AM
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Turns out the Greek word for shower is pronounced "douche." I seem to recall that the word for hot is "zesty" so I guess a hot shower would be a "zesty douche."
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#643511 - 01/24/17 03:04 PM
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At least it wasn't tornados.
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#643684 - 01/31/17 04:15 PM
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Posting from the subway for no other reason than I now can. Wifi now in every station.
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#643693 - 01/31/17 05:35 PM
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You a denizen of the underworld now?
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#643696 - 01/31/17 05:38 PM
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Nope. Just a NYC commuter.
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#643698 - 01/31/17 05:40 PM
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Rumor going round on FB that Manson died. Fake death or real?
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#643701 - 01/31/17 05:59 PM
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Rumored on death's door around New Year'Day. As a failed, wannabe rock star, it's gotta gall him he didn't die in 2016.
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#643743 - 02/01/17 09:01 AM
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Yeah I did some searching. He's still wasting oxygen.
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#643757 - 02/01/17 10:30 AM
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His hell is going to have to be listening to his own music, w/o the benefit of LSD, while getting fucked in the ass, right?
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#643775 - 02/01/17 02:38 PM
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Bullshit. Who do you think buried all those folks at the ranch?
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#644132 - 02/17/17 03:55 PM
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#644226 - 02/21/17 06:28 PM
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I just finished eating some carrots for a snack, then I blew my nose and somehow carrot pieces came out.
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#644516 - 03/10/17 07:35 PM
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#644517 - 03/10/17 07:38 PM
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Only thing worse than a Yuppie is a Yuppie with a heartbeat.
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#644518 - 03/10/17 08:27 PM
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Yuppies have hearts? i know they haven't got souls.
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#644561 - 03/13/17 07:16 PM
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This city is pre-storm shutting down on a level I haven't seen since Sandy. Snacks & suds in the fridge; shovels ready.
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#644562 - 03/13/17 10:43 PM
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This city is pre-storm shutting down on a level I haven't seen since Sandy. Snacks & suds in the fridge; shovels ready. I got 4pks of smokes, a pizza and a loaf of bread. As long as the power don't go out, I'll be working tomorrow and don't need to leave the house until Thursday.
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#644571 - 03/14/17 01:54 PM
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#644580 - 03/14/17 09:15 PM
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I got next to no snow. Barely covered the walk from my backdoor to shop. Didn't even bother getting my driveway plowed or shoveling the walk. Prolly all iced up now.
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#644590 - 03/15/17 03:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
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New pw named Snow?
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#644603 - 03/16/17 05:14 PM
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Been sick as hell with stomach flu for over a week. Explosive diarrhea and bleeding hemorrhoids [real bad]. Had to go to the ER a few nights ago. Stomach is still ultra sensitive and bowels loose. Worst stomach bug I've ever had.
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#644608 - 03/16/17 05:29 PM
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^ Bummer, BDM. Being food poisoned by my own Mother is what led me to work in kitchens while paying my way through school. The phrase "Never Again" took on a whole new meaning, then.
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#644657 - 03/18/17 09:30 AM
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"My head hurts, my feet stink, and I DON'T love Jesus"
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#644679 - 03/19/17 06:40 AM
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Awww, no. RIP
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#644681 - 03/19/17 10:54 AM
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Damn. First Chuck Berry, now Breslin: Jimmy Breslin, Legendary New York City Newspaper Columnist, Dies at 88 https://nyti.ms/2nauMcT
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#644703 - 03/20/17 03:56 PM
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Actually first James Cotton, then Chuck Berry, then Jimmy Breslin.
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#644808 - 04/01/17 06:20 PM
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Attachments
Calvin County.jpg (92 downloads)
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#644812 - 04/01/17 08:01 PM
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It didn't, until now.
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#644885 - 04/07/17 06:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
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That strip is like a comic strip version of a Reese's peanut butter cup. Easily the two greatest comic strips in the history of comic strips.
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#644889 - 04/07/17 12:21 PM
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