A couple of my favorites:
Haley: At first I just needed money, but I ended up really liking it and decided to make it a career.
I'm sure she has a lot of options.

Smut: Has Hannah Harper given you any motherly advice?
Haley: Yeah, she told me about anal sex and taught me how to clean out, stuff like that.
Wish that my mother had had such natural maternal instincts.


Edited by smutmutant (10/11/04 03:13 AM)
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