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Smut: How long have you been in the biz?
Haley: A year and a half.
Smut: Did you get into porn for the sex or the money?
Haley: At first I just needed money, but I ended up really liking it and decided to make it a career.
Smut: When you were young did you ever think you’d ever do porn?
Haley: No, not ever.
Smut: When was the first time you ever saw a porno when you were growing up?
Haley: I never did.
Smut: You never knew what you were getting into?
Haley: Nope.
Smut: So did you see an ad in the paper?
Haley: Yeah, in San Diego, they have a little bit of an industry down there, like a tiny mini-one.
Smut: So what was your first scene like?
Haley: I think I didn’t make a lot of noise but they kept on asking me to talk dirty and I couldn’t do it because I wasn’t used to it.
Smut: It felt weird doing it?
Haley: Yeah, it felt weird, but I learned how to do it.
Smut: Were you really nervous?
Haley: Yes
Smut: Who was it with?
Haley: Dave Pounder.
Smut: Did you ever see the scene?
Haley: No, never ever.
Smut: Was it fun the first time?
Haley: Yeah, actually it really was.
Smut: Do you like the sex or the money?
Haley: I like the sex.
Smut: Good answer. I know you retired for a little while, what happened there?
Haley: Which time? I retired a couple times. During the aids thing I retired for about a month and then before that I was having problems with my boyfriend. I dumped him about a month ago, so I’m not going to retire anymore.
Smut: Poor bastard, but that’s good for us perverts. How many scenes have you done?
Haley: Probably a hundred.
Smut: Have you ever had a bad experience?
Haley: No, not one. I’ve had all good experiences, every one.
Smut: Every one?
Haley: Every single one of them.
Smut: What have you done recently?
Haley: I just shot for Legend and they have best scriptwriter, Nelson.
Smut: Oh yeah, Nelson’s my homeboy, so what’s the name of the movie?
Haley:Love Sucks And Then You Die. I play the lead in it. I did dialogue only today for Jerry.
Smut: Excellent. Looking forward to seeing that. I heard Kami is coming to stay with you.
Haley: She sure is.
Smut: Tell her smutmutant from xxxporntalk says hi.
Haley: Ok.
Smut: You should check out the site. You’ve got a lot of fans there. Do you think porn is degrading to women?
Haley: No, definitely not.
Smut: What would you tell a feminist who said you were being exploited
Haley: I’d say we’re getting paid for something we’ve been paying for all of our lives in a way. Most girls in this business were getting taken advantage of a lot for their bodies and their sexuality. As women we’ve all been taken advantage of and now it’s not a free ride.
Smut: What is the best moment you’ve
had in porn thus far?
Haley: I did one feature called The Party and there were so many people in the cast and everybody was just lying around on the couches and laying out by the pool looking at the stars. That was the best evening of fun.
Smut: Do you like your sex in real life as hardcore as it is in your scenes?
Haley: Sometimes, I do and sometimes I like to be romantic I think it depends on my mood.
Smut: Do you like anal sex better than vaginal sex?
Haley: No, I wouldn’t say that. I like to try anything.
Smut: What’s your fave position?
Haley: I’m a regular sex girl, so I like missionary.
Smut: What’s going through your mind as somebody’s shooting a load on your face?
Haley: Don’t get it my eyes.
Smut: Because it stings right?
Haley: Yeah, it’s like pouring salt in your eyes
Smut: Do you like the taste of cum?
Haley: If they have a healthy diet, so it doesn’t taste bad
Smut: Do you enjoy being chocked by cock?
Haley: Yeah, I like it. I like hard blowjobs. I just like the spit that I get and the strings from the dick that come from my mouth
Smut: Wow! You really enjoy that?
Haley: Mmm-hmm. Even in real life I enjoy that
Smut: Hopefully you’ll never get a tit job.
Haley: I don’t think so, at least not for a couple of years. If they start sagging too much because they’re big naturally, so I might do it a little bit. Not something big, just a little something to perk them up.
Smut: Right now, they’re just perfect. What size are they?
Haley: 34 c
Smut: My favorite. Could you tell me that story about your first experience with girls?
Haley: When I was in 6th grade I was 12 years old, there were these two sisters. One was a year older and one was a year younger than me. My dad had a bunch of Playboy magazines and they said bring them to school so we could look through them. I brought like 4 of them the next day and we hid in the janitor’s closet and we were looking through dirty men’s magazines. The next day we were looking through them again and then they were like; “Let’s try to have sex,†so we all got down on the ground and we starting licking each other and kissing. It continued for like a few weeks until we got bored, but the sisters kept on having sex when they went to bed.
Smut: Have you ever seen them again?
Haley: No this was like when I was a girl and we never kept in touch.
Smut: I can see them getting into porn
Haley: I don’t think so, this was in Mexico, they were Mexican so I don’t think they’d ever make the cross over to America to do that. I think their families were rich and they don’t really need to do any thing like that.
Smut: Where did you grow up?
Haley: All over I guess. I was born in Chihuahua; Mexico then I grew up in Baja; California and I lived in San Diego for my high school years.
Smut: So are you an American citizen?
Haley: I’m both. My parents are American , so I have dual citizenship and I can vote in both countries.
Smut: They were on vacation when they had you?
Haley: Mmm-hmm.
Smut: Do your parents know what you do?
Haley: My dad sort of does, but not my mother. She’s really religious and it’d totally freak her out.
Smut: Has Hannah Harper given you any motherly advice?
Haley: Yeah, she told me about anal sex and taught me how to clean out, stuff like that. She told me what clothes to buy that looked sexy, g-strings and the stuff strippers wear. Because when I first started all had was a matching bra and panties. She was just like a sister when I first met her.
Smut: You told me about hanging out at the house with the other stars like Jamie Brooks and Sophia. What would you guys do for fun?
Haley: Well, I don’t drink that much, but they used to get champagne and they ‘d get a little tipsy. One time Jamie shoved an Evian bottle up Sophia’s pussy and we took pictures of it and stuff. I’ve got a lot of pictures of it that are pretty crazy.
Smut: Wow, those sound like some prize photographs.
Haley: I have ‘em all in a little box in my room.
Smut: Fuck, I’d like to get a hold of that! Hey, I saw you do a super hot scene with Shawnie.
Haley: You mean Shawnie, the blonde girl?
Smut: Yeah.
Haley: Oh, she’s so sweet. I haven’t kept in touch with her, but I really loved doing that scene.
Smut: That’s one of the best scenes ever.
Haley: Yeah, I loved it. It was really good because I really had fun that day. She has the same size boobs as I do and we have the same body type.
Smut: She’s like the vanilla version of you.
Haley: Yeah, exactly.
Smut: Can you tell when a chick isn’t into other chicks.
Haley: Yeah, by the way they kiss.
Smut: Is she really into girl/girl?
Haley: Yeah, she is. We hung out together the whole day and smoked cigarettes. I have really good memories of that day. She is such a sweetie.
Smut: That was one of your best scenes.
Haley: Really?
Smut: Fuck Yeah! So, how is it working for Skeeter?
Haley: It’s always a pleasure working for him.
Smut: I think your performances for him are your best.
Haley: I think so, too. It’s because I love him so much I feel like I should give him the best.
Smut: Do you like the outfits he puts you in? You look fantastic in the boots and everything.
Haley: Yes, I love the outfits. That’s part of the whole thing. It makes you feel better and you give a better performance because it makes you feel really cool.
Smut: Does it make you feel like you’re kind of beyond a porn star.
Haley: Yeah, I feel like a sex goddess.
Smut: You sure look like one.
Haley: With Skeeter every scene is a love story.
Smut: Why is it a love story?
Haley: I don’t know, it’s just a magical experience working for Skeeter
Smut: It sure looks magical to me.
Haley: It is magical.