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#607645 - 03/14/14 09:34 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quart for sure.
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#607678 - 03/14/14 05:47 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Generizer Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/17/11 Posts: 622	Beer for dinner. All I had today was a beet, strawberry, ginger smoothie. And um... a small bean burrito. This should be interesting or lack there of. _________________________ http://www.genpadova.com http://www.twitter.com/gpadova
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#608268 - 03/23/14 07:22 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12906 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Romaine, tomato and carrot salad. Ken's Steak House Lite Northern Italian dressing Hormel honey mustard pork loin & potato salad. Coco-Cola. Apple turnover from Sam's Club Swiss Miss hot chocolate. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#608499 - 03/28/14 03:57 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	$4shrimps??? And you had to cook them for 15 minutes? Somethings not right here! You are your mothers son.
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#609319 - 04/14/14 05:03 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Just made a $0.55 hamburger: $0.20 - bun $0.31 - pattie $0.02 - 2x B&G pickle slices $0.02 - ketchup
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#609328 - 04/15/14 05:47 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
Vice Admiral Human Garbage Registered: 09/18/08 Posts: 1574 Loc: DIEGO!	Originally Posted By: Cheeseburger Just made a $0.55 hamburger: $0.20 - bun $0.31 - pattie $0.02 - 2x B&G pickle slices $0.02 - ketchup I'm sure it tasted every bit as good as a 75¢ hamburger, Alex. Why no pictures?
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#609329 - 04/15/14 05:58 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral Originally Posted By: Cheeseburger Just made a $0.55 hamburger: $0.20 - bun $0.31 - pattie $0.02 - 2x B&G pickle slices $0.02 - ketchup I'm sure it tasted every bit as good as a 75¢ hamburger, Alex. Why no pictures? There are pictures, they just gotta be edited and integrated into my blog. The patties came out suprising good, well, maybe not surprisingly, but they exceeded my expectations. Its these ones http://burgersdogspizza.com/2013/05/home-cookin-test-extra-valley-frozen-beef-patties/ but mine came out cooked well and tasty. It tastes like a real burger patty, but its kinda soft and tender.
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#609372 - 04/16/14 02:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Just made a Jack Daniels BBQ Roast Beef Sandwich: + Toasted Italian bread, with baked-in Mont St. Michel Honey Dijon sauce + 12 ounces of roast beef + Tomato slices + Pickle chips + Jack Daniel's BBQ sauce
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#609381 - 04/16/14 07:50 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	What was your cost? _________________________
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#609383 - 04/16/14 09:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B. Unregistered	^ Scorn and ridicule in the Health and Fitness Thread.
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#609388 - 04/17/14 07:10 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: Jigaloo What was your cost? I don't know, mom bought the ingredients.
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#609407 - 04/17/14 04:01 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	So the cost was $0. _________________________
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#609472 - 04/18/14 07:59 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	I'm cooking a huge pot of anger and rage. _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#609477 - 04/18/14 08:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: Jigaloo So the cost was $0. To me, yes.
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#609521 - 04/19/14 08:50 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Just made another 55c burger, but this time I used leftover buns from Fillet-O-Fish [I got 2x of Fillet-O-Fish sandwiches, but extracted fish patty and cheese from one to make Double Fillet-O-Fish with another and saved the buns] and also included 2x pickle slices, red onion slices and Kraft Grey Poupon Dijon Ranch sauce that I got earlier today.
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#609522 - 04/19/14 09:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B. Unregistered	Fuck you. You have a thread for this nonsense. Use it.
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#609529 - 04/20/14 04:44 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Mr. Meat Sex Slave Trader Registered: 06/12/12 Posts: 1329	I'm eating whore on a stick.
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#609787 - 04/27/14 07:41 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Just made some Montreal Bourbon Teriyaki beef. Mom bought a big chunk of beef in one of the Russian stores on Brighton Beach yesterday, so I cut a piece of it, cubed it, fried it on corn oil, added some Montreal Steak seasoning, then some Evan Williams Green Label bourbon and some seared Maui Teriyaki marinade/sauce into it. It tasted great [kinda like Sarku Japan does] so I gotta try this with chicken meat.
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#609789 - 04/27/14 09:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Vice Admiral Human Garbage Registered: 09/18/08 Posts: 1574 Loc: DIEGO!	Bourbon reduction glazes and sauces are delicious because alcohol is essentially sugar. Caramelize some onions in the bourbon and you'll find it amazingly delicious. Same goes for balsamic vinegar. Caramelize some onions first, then quickly sear some steak tenderloins in olive oil (NOT corn oil, dummy), very high heat for 30 seconds on one side, then flip and douse in balsamic vinegar, season the meat (salt and pepper) and let it reduce. Throw the onions back in to warm up and coat in the balsamic reduction and you'll have a dish that people think took some skill. But in actuality it's so easy that even an imbecile like Guy Fieri can do it.
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#609794 - 04/28/14 12:41 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral Bourbon reduction glazes and sauces are delicious because alcohol is essentially sugar. Caramelize some onions in the bourbon and you'll find it amazingly delicious. Same goes for balsamic vinegar. Caramelize some onions first, then quickly sear some steak tenderloins in olive oil (NOT corn oil, dummy), very high heat for 30 seconds on one side, then flip and douse in balsamic vinegar, season the meat (salt and pepper) and let it reduce. Throw the onions back in to warm up and coat in the balsamic reduction and you'll have a dish that people think took some skill. But in actuality it's so easy that even an imbecile like Guy Fieri can do it. Attachments Consuela.jpg (151 downloads)
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#609925 - 04/30/14 10:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12906 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	I had veal stew and polenta. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#609926 - 04/30/14 10:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: Jerkules I had veal stew and polenta. No Double Down sandwich?
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#609928 - 04/30/14 10:49 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12906 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	No, I got supplies Sunday, and haven't been more than 1/4mile from my house since. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#609930 - 04/30/14 10:59 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: Jerkules No, I got supplies Sunday, and haven't been more than 1/4mile from my house since. Because they got the breadless Double Down sandwich at KFC for a limited time. I haven't tried it yet, but I want to buy it in the city.
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#609946 - 05/01/14 06:21 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	You should make your own Double Down with meat scraps you get for $1 from the Russian store. _________________________
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#609947 - 05/01/14 07:28 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: Jigaloo You should make your own Double Down with meat scraps you get for $1 from the Russian store. The Scrap Down?
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#610266 - 05/09/14 03:02 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B. Unregistered	^That's NOT Food, you fuck, and you have your own thread for this shit.
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#610275 - 05/09/14 08:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	he's got his own sites too. i'm not sure why we have to deal with this fucken goof. his porn tastes are distinctly transsexual, his food...garbage, same for his lifestyle. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#610276 - 05/09/14 08:09 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B. Unregistered	It's time.
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#610277 - 05/09/14 08:11 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: ]
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	_________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#610280 - 05/09/14 08:20 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Do it. Why not? I think you stated the reasons clearly enough.
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#610284 - 05/09/14 08:25 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	What about a section where not just Panzer but Tritone are segregated to? Maybe throw in FBF for fun. _________________________
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#610285 - 05/09/14 08:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	I disagree, but that's who I am. It's the last I'll say on the issue. _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#610288 - 05/09/14 08:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
J.B. Unregistered	Originally Posted By: Jigaloo What about a section where not just Panzer but Tritone are segregated to? Maybe throw in FBF for fun. The Gimp box would be a wonderful place for the lot of 'em, could somebody make this happen?
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#610289 - 05/09/14 08:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Lou volunteered to be the Panzer wrangler. _________________________
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#610290 - 05/09/14 08:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
artxmaverick Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/11/13 Posts: 319	This board is still sputtering along because of panzer and tritone. 99% of the posts here are made by them or are about them. Sad, really.
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#610291 - 05/09/14 08:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate I disagree, but that's who I am. It's the last I'll say on the issue. In retrospect I agree with you Barry. My desire to rid the board of panzers banality is akin to genocide. Mouth breathers need their place, too.
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#610292 - 05/09/14 08:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B. Unregistered	^That they do, and that place is one forum below this one.
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#610293 - 05/09/14 09:17 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Originally Posted By: Bornyo Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate I disagree, but that's who I am. It's the last I'll say on the issue. In retrospect I agree with you Barry. My desire to rid the board of panzers banality is akin to genocide. Mouth breathers need their place, too. agreed. i'm okay with playing janitor for panzer posts but i guarantee i'll get tired of it soon and the gimp box won't do. ceramicdogshit/fbf doesn't bother me in the least. that's genuine hate or a pretty near facsimile. either way it's a decent effort and any time he(?)gets gimped i count it as a win for him(?). _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#610298 - 05/09/14 09:56 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artxmaverick]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12906 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Originally Posted By: artxmaverick This board is still sputtering along because of panzer and tritone. 99% of the posts here are made by them or are about them. Sad, really. Yep. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#610441 - 05/13/14 05:06 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Steezo Porn Jesus Registered: 01/11/06 Posts: 5287 Loc: Anchorage, Alaska	Grilled a Boar's Head skinless beef frank yesterday afternoon and ate it while watching the Mets beat the Yankees. It was great, but 12 hours later, I'm still having burps that taste like hot dog. Weird. _________________________ "Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#610461 - 05/14/14 12:52 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: Steezo Grilled a Boar's Head skinless beef frank yesterday afternoon and ate it while watching the Mets beat the Yankees. It was great, but 12 hours later, I'm still having burps that taste like hot dog. Weird. What?! You did not pay $4.00 per hot dog at Nathan's?!
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#610463 - 05/14/14 07:37 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12906 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	I always go with Hebrew National hot dogs. The Jews may put lips in em, but no assholes. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#610481 - 05/14/14 04:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Steezo Porn Jesus Registered: 01/11/06 Posts: 5287 Loc: Anchorage, Alaska	Nathan's is tops for me. Hebrew National was tops before I had a chance to try Nathan's. These Boar's Head skinless beef franks are somewhere in between. Very good, and the burps didn't happen again after that first try. _________________________ "Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#610536 - 05/15/14 10:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: Steezo Nathan's is tops for me. Hebrew National was tops before I had a chance to try Nathan's. These Boar's Head skinless beef franks are somewhere in between. Very good, and the burps didn't happen again after that first try. I only buy Sabrett
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#610537 - 05/15/14 10:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Just made 3x teriyaki crunchy tacos and 1x teriyaki taco sandwich. Yesterday I made 3x Sloppy Jay tacos and 1x Sloppy Jay sandwich. Sloppy Jay is what I call chicken Sloppy Joe.
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#610554 - 05/16/14 08:06 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	You could add syrup to it and call it a Sloppy Jemima. _________________________
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#610561 - 05/16/14 11:20 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	Originally Posted By: Jigaloo You could add syrup to it and call it a Sloppy Jemima. Funny motherfucker. _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#610625 - 05/17/14 07:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5097 Loc:	Hebe National makes good franks. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#611121 - 05/25/14 08:02 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12906 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Beer, Potato Salad, London Broil. I was too lazy to make corn on the cob. Last weekend I made Mariah Milano's Cinnamon Bun French toast. I just did 1/2 the recipe, cause I wasn't feeding an army. I should have probably cut the 5 eggs down to 3 instead of 2, but it was good and I even got my kid to eat it. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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