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#62199 - 10/10/04 05:51 PM I had the most fucked up dream last night.
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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In the dream I had bought some product that was supposed to increase the size of your load. So I'm getting a blowjob standing up and just as I'm about to nut, the load comes out of my forehead instead and totally covers the whore's face so I guess the product worked.
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#62200 - 10/10/04 06:56 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Recommendation: do less acid.

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#62201 - 10/10/04 06:58 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I don't think I dream any more.
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#62202 - 10/10/04 06:58 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
was the whore John Garfeild? he PM'd me saying he loved bukkake.

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#62203 - 10/10/04 08:01 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
Red Light Misfit Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
How annoying would that be for it to always come out of our foreheads?

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#62204 - 10/11/04 12:53 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
Alex McGurkin Offline
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Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 25
Loc: Sandy Eggo, New South Disneyla...
Well, it would be possible to lick her ass and get her pregnant at the same time.

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#62205 - 10/11/04 03:11 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I dreampt last night that I was in the church I went to as a little girl and every one was wispering about me and the pastor told me I had to get rid of haleys cat.

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#62206 - 10/11/04 03:46 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
Icetech Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
I would rather have your dreams than mine.... been dreaming bout a ex gf from 5 years ago i shoulda married... fucks my whole day up:)
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#62207 - 10/11/04 05:07 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
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I don't think I dream any more.




I dream every night; I just can't remember any of them.
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#62208 - 10/11/04 05:39 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
dont sweat it roads it would have ended in flames like every other marriage, the grass is greener but you still have to cut it

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#62209 - 10/11/04 06:19 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
Icetech Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
haha true kami i became a hermit... no more grass.. i just said fuck it and paved the yard:)
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#62210 - 10/11/04 07:27 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I once had a dream where I banged these three hot slutty young witches in a cauldron filled with green jello...
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#62211 - 10/12/04 03:34 AM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

been dreaming bout a ex gf from 5 years ago i shoulda married... fucks my whole day up:)




I know the feeling . . . . .
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#62212 - 10/12/04 05:20 PM Re: I had the most fucked up dream last night.
Icetech Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
Mutant that actually sounds like fun:)

I never have dreams bout sex.. or if i do have one... i fuck it up before shit gets going.. i gotta get a shrink or something:)
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