Heres my current top 5 fuck list

1. Dani woodward: I love this chick, even though she sounds like someone with down syndrome when she has to speak large amounts of dialog and her asshole is all over the place she is sexy as hell and gets into her scenes.

2. Cindy Crawford: Very hot, loves to blow cock and swallow loads. Great current porn star

3. Leanna heart: I like this chick, very underrated and has been brought to my attention recently.

4. Stevie: If you don't know who she is, check her out, you won't be disappointed, her first scene was with peter north and she takes one of the best facials you will ever see, even peter had to laugh towards the end of it. He was amazed.

5. John garfield: He makes my motor run, he is the wind in my sails, i can't pinpoint what it is about him. Maybe his 2% body fat, his sunburnt chest, or his fine grasp of the english language or possibly a combination of all three of these things.

Honorable mention: Taylor Hayes.

wow you left out Wesley on this list.....I thought his shit talking would really excite you..

Leanna is good but John is the best because he gives me free Cantaloupes

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wow you left out Wesley on this list.....I thought his shit talking would really excite you

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im a fan of wesley but i wouldn't want to fuck him , i fuck people with platinum fronts and depending on how i feel maybe gold fronts but i draw the line at bronze fronts.

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Leanna is good but John is the best because he gives me free Cantaloupes

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I think if i asked nicely that john would fuck the monkey, he would make a homosexual exception for me i think, i hope.

What happened to Lauren Phoenix, the fucking Amazon who takes up the whole bed?

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What happened to Lauren Phoenix, the fucking Amazon who takes up the whole bed?

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(monkey hangs head in shame). At least John will realize how much i want to fuck him now i guess, he made the list over 6 foot 8 lauren phoenix.

Brandon/Meliss will be disappointed in not making the list.

Whats wrong with Dani's butthole? Its pink in the center with brown highlights. I have not seen it recently so care to explain or post a current pic?

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Brandon/Meliss will be disappointed in not making the list.

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Screw them , they are trying to mess with the monkey's head. I out smarted them see, ARHHHHHHH i need sleep.

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Whats wrong with Dani's butthole? Its pink in the center with brown highlights. I have not seen it recently so care to explain or post a current pic?

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I think i said something about it before, it looks like a giant sun dried tomato, either she was born with a horribly deformed asshole, has eaten too much bad curry that it destroyed her ass or she likes max hardcore type anal sex in her private life. You will rare see it, film makers have noticed it and try to hide it and for good reason, you will never see her asshole in still work.

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I know Monkey fancies the Minion

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Try and find someone who doesn't. He has that special it, he has mojo. Women are drawn to him and men want to be him. Cans of corn for everyone.

Are you a member of my Yahoo group? http://groups.yahoo.com/group/leannaheartpicturetrading

I'm friends with the gorgeous Ms. Heart, BTW.

damn. she is amazing

Thanks, Monstar. That's a real compliment since you see a lot of porn stars where you're at. Wanna switch places for a week, LOL?