When I was going to work either hung over or still drunk from the night before, Coffee and a Tastycake Brownie or a Lemon Pie was about all I could handle.

All of the McBagels are gone up here. Same with the breakfast chicken biscuit they had for a while. Just the standard McMuffins, Biscuit sammiches, McGriddles, etc.

Dayton A.A. Intergroup Breakfast this morning, biggest event of the year. Good speaker from Texas. Got to meet a lot of old friends. Hell, I even hugged a Republican.

Kahlua goes really well in morning coffee and I'll bet no one would even notice.

Some things just don't wash off no matter how many showers you take, do they?

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I dunno what I just made, but it was great. I cooked some bacon in a large non-stick fry pan and then threw some whole small yellow potatoes in and covered the pot and let that cook for half an hour or so while I watched football, occasionally stirring it. I also added garic salt, onion powder and red chili flakes as well as salt and pepper. When the potatoes where soft, I dabbed out most of the bacon grease with a paper towel and smooshed the potatoes down until the whole thing was a flat disc. Then I mixed in some green onions and white cheddar and mixed that up for a bit and let it cook. Finally, I poured in a whole container of SouthWestern Egg Beaters and mixed that up until it started to set. I turned up the temp to form a crust for a bit, covered it and took it off the burner to set while watching more football. It was great.

Shit, am I the only one who cooks hot dogs for breakfast?

My 8 year old does.

I have hot dogs with chili, mustard and onions for breakfast frequently.

Fucking McDonald's discontinued the Steak & Egg McMuffin breakfast sammich. Dammit. That thing was awesome. It was like a regular Egg McMuffin with a small phillysteak on it. I'm thinking of emailing them with my latest genius idea.

I think every major metropolitan area should have 1 Super McDonald's that has every goddamn item McDonald's makes that has ever been popular and sell them all of the time. McRib's, Steak & Egg McMuffins, breakfast bagels, chicken biscuit sandwiches, the old fries made with beef tallow. Shit, I still miss the McDLT. And I may be the only person in the world who liked the McLean, the low-fat burger that was moistened with seaweed juice.

And I don't care what it takes, but this goddamn Super McDonald's will have breakfast 24 hours a day. I don't care if I have to drive to the other side of town or if the food takes a little longer to make.

I just saw a commercial saying Burger King is bringing back the Yumbo from the 70s. Hot ham and cheese on a long seeded roll.

Fuck me, that was good. I bought an electric pressure cooker recently and have made a couple of awesome dinners with it. But, then I wound up with all this extra shit in my fridge...so, breakfast! It's all about layers, bitches: A layer of pressure cooked potatoes seasoned with herbs de provence, smooshed and made crispy in a buttered skillet, then topped with some delicious pressure cooked, grass-fed beef chili, green onions, shredded Tillamook cheddar melted under the broiler, diced white onions, two fried eggses and drizzled with some Tiger Sauce.

Gourmet, bitches!

Dammit, I wish the yolks were facing upward.

That looks a little like Patton Oswalt's KFC Failure Bowl.

It does. I just realized that. Lol. Well I enjoyed my pile of sadness.

It don't gots to be pretty. If it tasted good, what more can you ask?

Waffle House with my friend Bruce. Water, coffee black, ham and cheese omelet, hash browns plain, bacon, white toast.

A shot of Kahlúa would've put that over the top.

I don't know how you did it but that manages to look both perfectly delicious and gross as hell at the same time.

Link sausage, over easy eggs, flaky biscuits, hash browns.

Corned beef and eggs, potato pankake, onion bagel at Nate n Al's deli in Beverly Hills. Christmastime for the Jews.

How was your Chinese food for dinner last night?

I had Chinese Christmas Eve. Damned good. Local buffet. Gals can barely speak English but know how to say Merry Christmas.

An everything frittata. Can't have dairy at the moment, so no cheese.

And it's done after 40min. in the oven. Pico de gallo, mushrooms, diced peppers, 2 kinds of sausage (one middle eastern, one chicken & spinach), broccoli, asparagus, green onion and like 7 eggs.

Yesterday scrambled eggs and polish sausage.
Today leftover sub sandwich and cup of noodles.

Campbells black bean soup and a pork cutlet on a bun.

Scrambled erryday. my mom got me a real nice french press from the church store down the street and i'm fucking loving it. i usually do green tea when i wake up and i'd forgotten how fucking awesome good coffee is.

Grind your own right before brewing. Its the best! Lately I'm all about Ethiopian Yergecheffe. sp?

Gonna try the new sous vide egg bites from Starbucks later. They look like a perfectly good low-carb breakfast choice.

They weren't that great. Underseasoned and just generally unsatisfying. Maybe if I had some salt/pepper/ketchup or something, but I ate these while I was driving and just didn't enjoy them at all.

I alternate bagels with oatmeal these days. One day a bagel the next oatmeal. I usually try to eat a high protein lunch.

I tried the spicy chorizo bfast sand from starbucks last week. Surprisingly good.

Breakfast for Nikita Denise is two Bud Lights and a bottle of Korbel. No joke.

^ You were sposed to post a funny pic of her.

I don't know how to post pictures anymore.

Do a full reply. Click File Manager underneath where you enter text. Attach the file and complete your post. Then read your post and click on the attachment. Copy the url for the attachment and then edit your post and click on the icon that looks like a picture and insert your pic into the post.

One two three easy as ABC..........