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#62133 - 10/10/04 01:37 PM
What to get for Christmas
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/21/04
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How about some dolls.
Jenna Jameson
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#62138 - 10/10/04 01:41 PM
Re: What to get for Christmas
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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I recommend a few whores.
Come to think of it, where's the Kami or Gen Padova dolls? Those, to me, would be collectibles.
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#62139 - 10/10/04 02:00 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Hey, where di you find those? Do they have a good selection?
I need to collect something, and I already have too many vulvas . . . . . . .
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#62142 - 10/10/04 02:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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I seriously doubt they're marketed to little girls. They appear to be filling some novelty niche market. My guess is college students/frat boys and generally unmarried guys in their 20s. I find it surprising that these girls are recognizeable enough to warrant having a doll made.
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#62146 - 10/10/04 04:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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nah zen, i'm close to being in that demographic and we don't buy dolls, just "action figures". dolls are for chicks. if anyone i know bought one of those instead of narcotics, i'd brain them with a tire iron and sell the dolls to some pop-culture whore like carly milne. people like that find novelty in such things, then appropriate the terminology they learned from sociology at their second-rate college to show how clever they are. flame on carly milne, flame on.
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#62147 - 10/10/04 04:07 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Hey! Nah, I'm not gonna buy one. But I might if they had a set that portrayed Gen's meatholes scene!
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#62148 - 10/10/04 04:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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#62149 - 10/10/04 05:41 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
Posts: 92
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What about Barbie aka Lilli? Quote:
In "Forever Barbie," Lord reveals that Lilli -- "an eleven-and-a-half inch, platinum ponytailed" German doll -- was the pre-American Barbie. The Lilli doll was the three-dimensional version of a popular post-war cartoon character who first appeared in the West German tabloid Bild Zeitung in 1952. A professional floozy of the first order, Bild Zeitung's Lilli traded sex for money, delivered sassy comebacks to police officers, and sought the company of "balding, jowly fatcats," says Lord. While the cartoon Lilli was a user of men, the doll (who came into existence in 1955) was herself a plaything -- a masculine joke, perhaps, for West German males who could not afford to play with a real Lilli. A German brochure from the 1950s confided that Lilli (the doll) was "always discreet," while her complete wardrobe made her "the star of every bar."
With Barbie's exagerated anatomy, is a Jenna doll any worse?
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