Guest blogging for Luke one week was a total trip. For some strange, fucker-up reason, he entrusted his site to Burg and me while he off to the porno show. Yeah, Luke, guess what, we were there too, ADT watch jokes and all.

I got to read the crushing novela he wrote about Holly Randall, and all the weird shit he never published on the site. It was clear he was not a "fan" of porn, but still condoned it, if for no other reason it gave him cause to write his books.

He was even more fun when he had the cam show from that garage he rented. I know Bornyo and I checked in and lobbed some good-natured grenades that his Jew blog friends didn't understand. It truly was a hovel.

I don't read the Hillbilly or TRPWL much anymore. The fights are so narrow and seemingly pointed against each other. Luke is done, so is xxxjay (I think Gian Jurgens knew him), Jimmy DiGiorgio, Gene Ross pre-tarot cards, Wanker Wang on LF.com. Twitter let's whores talk now like they actually think: in small, vacuous chunks, with little editing.