Alex what are you doing tomorrow at 3pm? Olive Garden to offer unlimited pasta for 7 weeks for only $100.

Only the first thousand people to sign up get it. You get unlimited pasta, salad, bread sticks and soda. You could eat there twice a day from September 22 through November 9.

Then you could keep track of everything you ate and let us know how much money they lost on you.

Capital idea! Alex, this kind of challenge is right up your alley. "Pasta up the kazoo [sic]", as they say in the USA Today article.

Server crashed, I was ready for it [to copy/paste all my checkout info], but it crashed. News say that over 500,000 people tried to get it.

I really wish you had gotten it. Because I want to see you scarf down pasta and drink over-sweetened soda like the puerile commie you are, get type 1 diabetes and have to inject insulin into your worthless body for a few years until you die from gangrene in your toes and the unending sting of fibromyalgia in your fingertips. Then Granny Tranzer can bury you with your ass sticking out of the ground near Chernobyl so you can be with your cuntaminated commie brethren, and let Vlady Putin stop by to treat you like the ghost of Fabio Scorpion.

I find your shitIeat site interesting.

Will go to Red Tranny for Endless Anal Pubes later this week.

I'm not going to Endless Poo Bowl at Shemale Garden this year - Seafood Buffet for $15.00 is much better deal, and its all-year-round!

Pasta/Salad/Breadsticks/aids = $9.99
2x Tranny balls = $3.99
1x Diseased urine = $3.29
+Tax
+Tip

Because I want to see you scarf down pasta and drink over-sweetened soda like the puerile commie you are, get type 1 diabetes and have to inject insulin into your worthless body for a few years until you die from gangrene in your toes and the unending sting of fibromyalgia in your fingertips.

...treat you like the ghost of Fabio Scorpion.

The US Mint's first ever curved coin. The Baseball Hall of Fame Coin.

http://www.usmint.gov/batterup/?action=curvedcoin

This showed up the very next day. They're super cool looking and everyone I show it to wants one. I just wish I could have bought a silver dollar or gold $5 coin as well, but they're both sold out.

New US Mint coins seem to sell out real fast. I even tried for the gold 1/2 Dollar. Even the Liberty coins sell out fast.

Oh, I also dropped my recently purchased Moto E phone into a seat at a strip club last night. Hopefully I can get it back later.

iPhone 6. Should be here in a week. Ordering was a nightmare. Both Apple and AT&T's websites were bogged down. It took forever to place my order and when I tried to, it said my At&T account was overdue and I had to pay my phone bill before I could place my order. So I went and did that and then went through the ordering process again, which took forever again, and the site froze. I got a message saying they would hold a phone for me and email when they could process my order.

I got the email an hour later and tried to place my order and it still kept freezing up. So, I finally get through to the final purchase screen.... and my credit card gets declined. Apparently the idiots at my bank thought my cell phone payment was suspicious and put a hold on my card, even though I pay my bill with this card online every month and have done so for years. GRRRRR!!!! I finally called the bank and got it sorted out and placed my order. It only took like 3 hours from start to finish. I'm convinced Apple and AT&T make ordering online a nightmare so that there are long lines at the stores on the release date for the news cameras.

Oh, I also dropped my recently purchased Moto E phone into a seat at a strip club last night. Hopefully I can get it back later. It's been a bad day in the phone world for me.

$300. Alice+Olivia coat. Blue/green tartan wool knee-length plaid coat. Nordstrom Rack. Union Sq. Was $600.

$10 seafood salad at the San Gennaro Fest. In Little Italy, nonetheless, had the nerve to use imitation crab meat. #GTFO