i dunno fb. sometimes if you're a regular and ask about the "specials" it might be worth it. we all know some of the "specials" are shit that's old and or regurgitated pieces of other meal deals. same if there's a rotation of chefs/cooks. some nights are better than others.

if you're walking in cold then i agree.

People who bitch and moan more than making the changes, being grateful or seeing things from a different more pleasant perspective. That shit is draining no wonder why those people are so grumpy.Bleh!

^^ agreed. A wise man once said to me: "You've got two choices here, complain or change"

Listening to uppity newbie moderators pontificate about themselves.

Ditto for admins.

Mistah Willie, there was a fella on another site who told me that "uppity" was a racist term. In effort to have an orderly board, please keep that type of stuff to the Tritone thread. Thank you.

Orderly board...pretty fukkin' funn-knee...now I know you're frontin'

Finally!

Whores.

bring on the uppity minx.

People openly picking their teeth with toothpicks and eating what they found. GAG.

Someone said I can't say n*ggers, so I guess... Mexicans?

Lunch waitstaff that fucking vanishes after you're served. Bring me my damned check or you'll be meeting me at the register and explaining to the owner why you had to take your smoke break during lunch. I got shit to do not wait on your dumbasses.

Damn. You'd kill people in some... well probably most parts of Europe if you dined out.

Ha! I remember my first time in Europe. I was sitting at a restaurant by myself long after it was obvious that I finished eating, wondering when they were going to bring the check.

I was in Europe for months, and avoided this problem altogether by eating at McDonalds. Not only did I learn to order in several languages, I also found out Morgan Spurlock is a pussy.

that's kinda sad

Panzer alt ID, how many languages did you learn how to ask for ketchup packets?

People who don't have bank accounts. No, I don't have PayPal. No, I'm not going to a western union and I don't know how to wire money anyway. Just get a bank account and have the minimum required amount in there so you have one.

Banks now charge people a monthly fee to have an account, and a fee if their customer darkens the doorstep in person. Even if it's just five or ten bucks a month, that's galling.

Really? You're one of those people? Most places it's $8/month or less, and it's usually waived if you maintain a min balance, get direct deposit, or have a line of credit. Sorry, but it's still a private enterprise. If you don't like it, you could relocate to any of a number of Islamic nations. I'm pretty sure usury violates the Quran.

I'll step it up one. Bank of America charges you a percent if you deposit more than a certain amount of cash each month. I think it was $5k.

There are still no minimum/no monthly fee checking accounts out there.

Yes, but they should just keep the $10/month or whatever in their just to have a bank account.

Banks have experimented with this since 1994, and found it to be a colossal failure in terms of customer attrition. Every bank in Arizona has stopped opening these kinds of accounts.

As for cash deposited, I'd like to see a link to that. Most banks charge business customers 20-30 cents per $100 over a certain amount, $10M-$25M. but for a consumer account?

I dont know where a link is. It was on some literature that was sent to me years ago. I have both biddness and personal acct through them, but I think it was for both. I could certainly be wrong on that.

I also think BOA still does a no teller acct, since they have ATMs that accept deposits now.

Edit: BOA's e-commerce acct is $8.95 a month, but the fee is waved if you dont use a teller or get a paper statement. Couldnt find a link about the cash deposits charge. Maybe they dont do it anymore.

No, I'm not one of those people. I don't bank in the United States. So I don't have to care about bank fees. But I hear about them from people complaining and it seems like a bad idea.

Plus I have a fair amount of money.

Admiral, do you have an actual house somewhere, or you just keep going place to place with your job?

I lucked out having two campus edge BOF accounts that I've had for over almost 15 years now. No fees at all unless I want a cashiers check.

pick a decent credit union for your everyday banking needs.

When autocorrect changes "whore" to "who're."

People who need plastic to pay for a goddamn cup of coffee (the plastic will be way the fuck down in their purse when they get to the counter), service people who wont get the fuck off their phones at said coffee shop; cabbies are notorious for this .
Idiot tables who show up 40 goddamn minutes late for a reso then complain they 'felt rushed' when i need to get the next group in who were courteous enough to arrive on time. Cabbies it's all 100% foreigner. For the other complaints, it's almost exclusively fags and women.

I don't see any vast time difference between digging through all your shit to get your debit card and digging through all your shit to get 37 cents in change so that the cashier will not have to give you any coins back which is exactly what you would be waiting on had a customer paid in cash.

I was gonna mention that. i agree, but even so, carry a fucking tenner around for pithy little purchases. it's crazy watching some jerkoff's card not work (which is never his fault) or the pin pad timing out because he's too distracted, asking if there's gluten or nuts in that muffin.

Any store where you need a club card to get the sale price. I refuse to shop there. Don't act like you're giving great customer service by giving me the sale price. It's CVS, not an industry discount at fashion week. We all know it's marketing/consumer tracking. Meanwhile, the person ahead of me is reversing the customer service because they're slowing down the line because they forgot which phone number they need for the register to charge them the sale price.

I dont use any club cardsnthat are in my name. Sometimes I use a couple that are in my ex's name.

When I am at Ralphs, I use 213-867-5309, That's Jenny's number according to Tommy Tutone and it works. Apparently that number in most area codes will do the job without giving away your demographic info.

Hilarious, Kingfish.

I hate the customer cards, but I see it as a fairly minor annoyance in a world gone to Hell. Maybe throwing coffee in the cashier's face would speed things up. First World problems.

A cashier at the grocery store felt bad that I didn't have one of their club cards, so he activated one and gave it to me without having to fill out any forms. I get the sales price, but don't have to worry about them tracking my purchases or mailing me shit. My name comes up as "Valued Customer."

Being felt up on the train. Or leaning your cock against my back while standing in the crowded car.

Womens purses are NASTY. Don't sit your purse on my counter or restaurant table after that fuckers been on the floor of the restaurant, subway, women's bathroom, etc. No telling what's on the bottom of those things.

These are some of the things I try not to think about when I'm licking their feet.

Liquid hand soap pumps baffle me. I'm never quite sure of exactly how to get them started off and end up twisting the top right and left until, by happy accident, the pump is activated.

When a word ends in "tor" and people pronounce it like actor Tor Johnson rather than pronouncing it like a soft "e," it sounds really, really dumb to me. The only time I ever hear the word "realtor" pronounced properly is in radio ads. Everyone I know pronounces it as if it was spelled "realter." RealTOR just sounds dumb.

not only that but in the ad they try to make it sound like two words...real(pause for a second)tor. most of em are failed hairdressers or dudes that got bounced out of car sales because they couldn't show up often enough.

LOL!

Same goes for making realty into three sylables. Real-i-ty? Really? You see a fucking i in that word?

Nothing making me mad, rather something pointing out how eroded American English actually is:

Fab-you-airy.

Just retarded.

Those watermarked images of the Presidents on US currency that you have to hold up to the light to see always look like it's either an image of their retarded twin brother or themselves if they had elephantitis.

I think those are kind of cool. Probably the weed.