i found out what you would think be an urban myth or rumor while i was locked up.its about a game the more hardcore rollerbladers play.its called wonkey bonkers(its like skate,which is like horse but on a skateboard;but this is played with rollerblades,its thirteen tricks long,and when you lose theres consequences).

now from what i understand theres different consequences for losing:theres bonks where you bite a ledge or curb and your opponent uses a closed fist to make your mouth bonk of said object by hitting it ala mma;theres tonks which entail the loser laying on his back and the winner inserting his rollerblade(one) in the losers mouth,stands up making the loser take his weight in his mouth and then proceeds to kick the side of the losers head with his free rollerblade;theres faceplants where the loser lays down and the winner skates by really fast,jumps and plants one rollerblade on the losers face in mid air(think of a fastplant on a skateboard for a point of reference),and then theres the wonkey bonker or playing for wonkeys.

when playing for wonkeys the loser bites the curb and the winner curbstomps him.i dont know if some do tricks into the curbstomp but its possible if the winner really has a hard on for the loser.google this if you dont believe me and itll autofill(search: rollerbladers wonkey bonkers). of course nothing comes up but its rumored some film when they play for wonkeys and put them on torrents and such.

if you ever see a rollerblader take note of their teeth,theres a chance some might be chipped or cracked.this one guy that had cmp(curb munching punks;i guess you can chince out on having your head cracked open by munching the curb before you get your head stomped),on his knuckles even asked me where i had gotten my root canals done.in the odd chance larry clark is reading this,you have a great premise for a rollerblading version of kids.