i have a buddy who just got his in karate. No registration. We're a heartier breed here, tho.

i have a buddy who just got his in karate. No registration. We're a heartier breed here, tho.

AlphamaleSeeJay's conspiracy theory in the WM/CM debacle: Asshole Theory

For those of you who don't know, @AlphaMaleSeeJay is a twitter troll account run by some dude who's friends of the Koppenhaver family. Real fucking asshole.

Looks like Scum Machine has been charged with attempted murder. I've noticed the "Free War Machine" scumbags are now silent.

32 felonies. I bet his sheet is longer than Brian Surewood's.

Is Brian out yet?

Brian was framed by the CIA.

Cherish's Infamous Attorney?

I think Surewood got out sometime last year.

That's what you get when you don't pay Sasha Grey's former government pimp.

Report: War Machine Attempted Jail Suicide

http://deadspin.com/report-war-machine-a...dium=socialflow

That's the third person he's left alive. Idiot.

Poor guy. That's what he gets for getting emotionally invested in a whore.

Ugh. Ya see, I thought the faggot would get all emo while on the run, so I picked Motel Room. Jail house suicide would have been too easy.

Sounds like he sustained a little more brain damage..

I thought he would pop his top the day of.

Bless her lil whore heart !

Start the countdown until she receives her first violent skull fuck.

Excerpts from the suicide note.

What an asshole.

Great penmanship.

LOL WarMachine got hisself a wiki. Manlet. LOL!

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/War_Machine

"It must be a rap." LOL none of it rhymed, you illiterate. He even prints in all caps. Idiot. Once I'm finished reveling in the rap/wrap 'jondra,' I'll read more.

Peeps new to XPT, look up the origin of jondra in the search. You'll add it to your lexicon.

Wait. "I loved you more than freedom." Though he means freedom as in when they were on a relationship break, talk about foreshadowing.

He sure as fuck wasnt thinking about freedom when he was trying to murder his girlfriend. Funny, how he didnt care about going to prison when he was beating her to death. Yet freedom is a concern now. Shouldve thought about consequences before, dude.

The rest of it reads like dj shout outs on your local radio morning show in between a discount tit md commercial and the new Lil Wayne joint.

And Nietzsche hasn't rolled in his grave so hard since Sasha Grey.

i am surprised there hasn't been more scrutiny over his ex-wife, Zsanett/Madison Parker and their tumultuous relationship

Green card marriage?

Amazing how he is following such a classic stereotype of the male serial abuser. It's almost like he got some books written on the subject and is following it to a tee.

where'd he get the TMZ notepad?..

Maybe I'm being dense, but isn't he simply saying if you're reading this I completed my task. "It's a wrap." Or, "I'm dead". You know, like the face full of cum signals the end of a scene.

Yeah sort of like rap was the end of music.

I predict that he'll follow the OJ trajectory and add relations with jailhouse trannies to the Alpha Male Shit playbook.

the sad thing is he wanted to rape Christy Mack and after beating her up a while he couldn't get hard anymore lol

you should see the fucking trannies in there.looking like a fucking linebacker with a five o clock shadow.there were also two pre trans trannies which theres not enough surgery in the world for them to become passable.im guessing passable ones get off by trying to suck off the cops.

she looks pretty much in the shape for a skullfuck already.. modern medicine is a wonder

In his Feb 6th update, War Machine writes about the STDS he contracted while he was in porn. He starts with a bible passage quote as he has become Christian while in jail:

"I denied myself nothing my eyes desired; I refused my heart no pleasure… Yet when I surveyed all that my hands had done and what I had toiled to achieve, everything was meaningless, a chasing after the wind." Ecclesiastes 2:10-11

I remember when I first got into porno, I got gonorrhea in my eyeball on my second scene; I only made 18 films but I got gonorrhea twice and chlamydia three times… Apparently I had "bad luck" because it seems that every industry girl I spoke to had never gotten anything, not once. There's some weird denial amongst porn stars, nobody wants to admit the obvious perils that the profession brings. I remember that young star Jessie Rogers spoke out against porn, and exposed the fact that she contracted herpes in her very short career. All the other girls were up in arms, quick to blame her herpes on escorting – as if the majority of porn actors don't have herpes…? Christy only continued in that line of work for the first few months of our relationship, and even in that short time she brought home both chlamydia and herpes. I mean, big deal, it is what it is; I just don't know why it's taboo to admit it. It's like athletes and steroids; why is it a surprise that most use them? My old neighbor at the county jail once asked me, "I work out every day, how come I don't get huge like The Rock?" Do people really believe all those super jacked celebrities don't use steroids? Dude, you can't have unprotected sex with tons of people and avoid STDs… Nor can you look like The Rock without steroids. Celebs need to start being more honest so that they don't lead others down paths blindly. Why do you think LA forced the condom law into porn? STDs are a huge problem! They have even found a strain of gonorrhea impervious to antibiotics. Why do you think steroids are illegal? One reason is because "roid rage" is real! Almost every time I was arrested I was juicing! All our heroes are frauds, and we chase after them like naïve little puppies. I will allow myself that one minor pat on the back; I was always pretty honest to the fans. Besides that though… I have mostly sucked as a role model. I've taught my followers to use steroids, to be a "whore machine", to be violent, to deny Jesus, to be prideful, and the list goes on. I lived my life on a whim. I had you morals and was all about ME. I guess the only good thing about that, is that you can learn from MY mistakes and see where that behavior and lands you. It's not worth it; don't aspire to be the old me, aspire to be the me that I am striving to become. The way of evil is not the business; I screwed hundreds of hot chicks, I was popular, people wanted my picture… And what? It never really made me happy inside. If you can find a girl to love, hold onto her and treat her right. Don't even mess with that Instagram crap, don't even watch porn, all that stuff just makes you lustful and causes you to forsake what you already have. I ruined both my marriage and my relationship with Christy because of lust. The grass ain't always greener, in fact it never is – water what you have.

In other news: Ocean water is salty

he's right, all the girls have never contracted anything ever....i always found that hilarious too.

if you are a performer in the biz and you get freaked out by clamydia, gonorrhea, yeast infections, bladder infections, UTI's, or even staph - you are in the wrong business.

He probably thinks an STD is a submission hold.

Been meaning to post the final White Knight tally for 3 months now. Better late than never.

How many times have you got the various STD's? How many times to girls get it , say, if they are in the business for a year?

I find it hilarious that they act like the only way a girl gets STD's is if she is an escort, while at the same time they escort themselves.

Fucking a rich dude is probably less likely to catch something than fucking porn performers!

and as usual you would be completely wrong. the girls are barebacking all kinds of untested yahoos off camera. that's always been true. girls are mostly asymptomatic when they get clamydia or gonorrhea....so then it gets into the porn pool and there you go.

How realistic was the AHF STD study used to pass Measure B?

If you don't know what I'm referring to, I'll find it and link it somehow.

The product does not matches the boxcover.

The one where they offered a Walmart gift card to take the survey? I would say it was very flawed.

I wonder what kind of shitty Valentine's Day poetry War's writing in prison?

LOL!

He has the heart of a junior high man of the world.