I thought Simp's post about sharing gagfactor with his girlfriend was one of the best pieces of literature I've ever read - right up there with "Bright Lights, Big City" and Huckleberry Finn. At first I thought it was an advert but then realized that no one associated w/ porn could have written so well, even though I suspect the story wasn't true.

I once (well, twice) convinced my wife to lie with her head UPSIDE DOWN hanging off the bed, but found myself unable to insensitively pound her throat. Besides, her molars are too close together, and it hurts.

Well, enough about me; lean way back Monkey

Bornyo