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#62031 - 10/09/04 02:12 PM just a few questions about simp and this board
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	First of all, there is little in life better than the Andy Griffith Show. Second, why doesn't this site have a "Hall of Fame" for meritorious posts? Third, and perhaps most importantly, why doesn't simp post more? Monkey, if you leave in a few days this board will die. Bornyo
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#62032 - 10/09/04 02:15 PM Re: just a few questions about simp and this board
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: First of all, there is little in life better than the Andy Griffith Show. Haven't we all said that at one time or another? Quote: Second, why doesn't this site have a "Hall of Fame" for meritorious posts? We have quote of the day in General Porn Talk. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#62033 - 10/09/04 02:28 PM Re: just a few questions about simp and this board
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: why doesn't this site have a "Hall of Fame" for meritorious posts? Go to simp's user page and click on Show all user's posts to get a good approximation of "The Best of xxxporntalk". Quote: why doesn't simp post more? Great Works of Literature take time to compose. How much did Shakespeare produce each year? Simpspeare has standards to uphold, and inspiration in terms of a new Gag Factor doesn't appear every day. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#62034 - 10/09/04 02:50 PM Re: just a few questions about simp and this board
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I thought Simp's post about sharing gagfactor with his girlfriend was one of the best pieces of literature I've ever read - right up there with "Bright Lights, Big City" and Huckleberry Finn. At first I thought it was an advert but then realized that no one associated w/ porn could have written so well, even though I suspect the story wasn't true. I once (well, twice) convinced my wife to lie with her head UPSIDE DOWN hanging off the bed, but found myself unable to insensitively pound her throat. Besides, her molars are too close together, and it hurts. Well, enough about me; lean way back Monkey Bornyo
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#62035 - 10/09/04 03:09 PM Re: just a few questions about simp and this board
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Bornyo= smelly monkey Sorry someone was bound to say it and i thought why not me? (lean back) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#62036 - 10/09/04 03:26 PM Re: just a few questions about simp and this board
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	willy's output was actually pretty voluminous and part of the reason for skepticism he was a single person. now try writing the Aeneid at 10 lines a day..... _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#62037 - 10/09/04 03:30 PM Re: just a few questions about simp and this board
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: So i not only protest any more thai people coming into porn, i protest all thai people having sex-sm LOL, i remember that, what thread was that from again?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#62038 - 10/09/04 03:34 PM Re: just a few questions about simp and this board
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Second, why doesn't this site have a "Hall of Fame" for meritorious posts? Thats actually a very good question. I mean there should at least be a little symbol next to great threads, and not the star rating crap we all know smartt is the only person to vote on those. But a smiley next to all time great threads and the ability to click on the smiley and it take you a board of just great threads. Then again this board has so many great threads, you are bound to stumble across a lot of them anyways. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#62039 - 10/09/04 03:47 PM Re: just a few questions about simp and this board
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Bornyo= smelly monkey Sorry someone was bound to say it and i thought why not me? (lean back) You can't be me, because I praised Simp and you couldn't take the competition. Pound for pound the smelly monkey is the best poster here. He/she is the tight end you throw the ball to on third and six. That being said, Simp is the quarterback who throws the 55 yard perfect spiral that hits the pre-trial intervention participant wide receiver right in both hands in the back of the end zone. By the way, I wasted $7.99 today on a ppv 4 hr. block of playboy tv. What worthless tripe. I guess that's part of growing up. Lean back on this, Bornyo
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#62040 - 10/09/04 04:12 PM Re: just a few questions about simp and this board
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: But a smiley next to all time great threads and the ability to click on the smiley and it take you a board of just great threads. Another board I'm on will place a trophy next top-rated posts. Then, they get moved to a forum called the hall of fame. I think it could work here even with people like sammura trashing erstwhile great posts because she can't swallow the messenger. If anyone axed, and no one did, I would like to nominate all of Simp's posts, one of Piotr's and one of SM's posts about Smartt. Also, I'd like to read all of Gen Padova's posts re: what she would or would not do at meatholes, with clips from her episodes interspersed throughout. Talk about irony. (I really, truly love Gen's nose...it's a thing I have). Also, I'd like to request a thread where Melissa Lauren and Piotr have a conversation (in English). Bornyo
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#62041 - 10/09/04 05:05 PM Re: just a few questions about simp and this board
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Its not a competition although sometimes it feels like that, besides im not as cool as i used to be, 2 bannings will clip your wings a bit. (leaning) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#62042 - 10/09/04 05:16 PM Re: just a few questions about simp and this board
Lurid2.0 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/07/04 Posts: 308 Loc: los chaos, CA	simp writes like a serial gagger might, a certain succession of moon phases must go by after a gag factor is released before he composes those things. _________________________ banished from the cage!
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