I don't like poetry, but I've always had a thing for the written word. I write. I'm attracted to men who can write. My addiction to message boards and social media is an extension to my love for stories and writing.

How close is close? It depends on the bond I feel created over time through commonalities and attraction. There's no formula or set number of dates. For instance, G's Mope and I didn't start messing around until date 3 and sex didn't happen until date 6. And I'm always right about sexual chemistry when it does happen with someone I'm very taken by.

Wait, wait, wait. What? Someone finally banned Panzer? What'd he post this time?

I never got to see the offending image but I'm glad someone kneecapped him finally.

OK, I saw Steve's message in the cage. It kills me that it took one of Steve's patented overreactions to accomplish what should've been done long ago but, in my experience, people rarely hang for the legion of things they've actually done. Six of one...

Perfect! I am a fantastic writer. We could script awesome porn scenes together!
Here is how I see our dating sequence going:
Date 1 - affectionate but not sexual cuddling.
Date 2 - hot tub action - massage exchange.
Date 3 - your couch - dry hump - empty promises.
Date 4 - back in the hot tub, pussy licking, tug job.
Date 5 - relationship terms discussed - blowjob - no swallow.
Date 6 - contract signed - covered vag and facial.
Date 7 - anal.
Date 8 - anal atm w/extra girlfriends.
Date 9 - affectionate cuddling/contract performance evaluation.

I'll play George Orwell to your Leni Reifenstahl- though I doubt they ever met and most likely would have hated each other if they spent 10 minutes alone together).

Yes, I'm the straw that stirs the drink. I get on my meds hard core for months and this thread is filled with banal drivel. I come back and the flow starts. However I'm not taking my anti psychotics. It's only a matter of time now......

tic tic tic

You also talk to yourself.

What about BJs or oral swaps?

Careful J.B. If Steve realizes that banning Panzer makes you happy, he may bring Alex back.

^^^ Same thing. Though that leans towards more 'ok, we're monogamous' due to safe sex reasons than it does for emotional reasons.

Really? So BJ aint included in date 3 "messing around" it is more like a date 6 activity?

I know it will break your heart Gia, but we could never be. I'm sorry to be blunt like this, but I had to get it out there, because I feared that the longer I waited, the greater your hurt would be. I hope you understand.

Which date does the electrical tape, safe words and restraints come into play??

I bought a roll of Bondage Tape, and haven't had a chance to use it

That would force Steve to admit that, once again, he overreacted, and that would make me equally happy.

The first time there's sex. Not a deal breaker if he's not in tuned with my predicluction for violent sex, but it's certainly welcomed. No restraints and accessories. I don't need the theatrics. Being pinned down by the guy's hands or body weight is hotter.

At this point I thought there was hope for us again.



Then I remembered what my scale tells me and realized there was never hope.

Ummm helloooo...I asked a couple questions. You may have answered them before but I don't recall.

I forgot as well. What were they?

I prefer slighter framed guys. Weight has nothing to do with force and strength. 5'11" and 165lbs seems to be the consensus average for me. Aside from an ex who was 5'9" and maybe 2lbs soaking wet and Gia's Mope (5'11" and thicker build) and the guy Jim B met (they're neighbors pretty much) who was built like a Viking hockey player.

Don't sweat it G. I know in real life you wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire. I was just having fun. I'm the type of guy you would only bang if you were borderline suicidal w/ self hate, wanted something to push you over the edge, and Brandon wasn't around.

Anyway, and apologies if I asked this in the past: Are you a Clit Girl or an In/Out Girl?

Either. Both.

And we're back with the banal. JerkHEWLS is an example of failing upwards and being promoted above the level of your competence.

Come on Nate, don't you remember when you were practically pitching woo to me last year, saying I'm the only one here readable since Monkey?

What is it, buttercup? You don't like me anymore because now I am an authority figure here?

P.S. Since you are the one I started paying attention to Page Views for, I'll have you know that the Hottest Picture of the Day thread is up to 725K views now. Add in the 28k that were lost (RIP) and 3/4 of a million page views I generated here. Now I'm no Panzer (RIP), but that is a ton of eyeballs.

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I feel "both" is a cop out Gia. Say yer horny and wanna knock one out solo, w/ no toys around, what is your go to move: Are you flickin the bean or finger banging the slice? Which gets you off quicker or better?

The highlighted and underlined parts are 1000% sheer faggotry, in every way.

Alone- clit. I don't like toys nor fingers. With a guy- either penetration alone and/or clit.

Nate = Gian

There is no arguin that. I was hoping Nate would have mentioned it though, so I could further irritate him. I would take no pleasure in irritating you though, Smokey.

There we go. A lil cajoling and you give up a direct answer. I would pet your head and say, "Good Girl" if we were in the same room.

My ex enjoyed toys, but didn't like using the rubber ones too many times. Bit of a germaphobe. Once I got her something in Pyrex glass though, she loved it.

You ever get that pussy ate and wanna just roll over and go to sleep after the O, or does it make you crave dick in you even more?

Because I thought your question meant with a partner.



Not into that. Just enough, maybe ten seconds just to get the party started is all I like. And I don't need to hear 'but I'm really good at it!' So what. I CAN cum from it, but I don't want to. It's a waste. Not enough interaction. I mean, the guy's down there. He's not over here with me.

That doesn't sound like violent sex.

Because you have no idea.

I appreciate the kind thought, however, I would not allow something from a message board to annoy me, not that much anyway. Keep on keeping on, annoy to your hearts content.

This is easily one of the hottest posts in the history of this message board, just because of the possibilites. My cock just jumped G, spank you very much, meaning, I'd like to.

My questions were have you ever done or attempted double anal and have you ever considered directing?

1. Never had interest in attempting it.
2. (The next and unrelated question) If I'd been offered to direct, sure.

Gia,
If you were directing, would you prefer to work on pure gonzo, parodies, regular storyline stuff depicting b/g with some g/g and b/g/g thrown in? Would you try the superproduction Vivid type of material?

Either. No parodies. But foremost, drop dead gorgeous girls and intense sex.

Who do I have to bribe to get you an offer? I bet you'd be great.

I wish I could import some stunning eurosluts and produce a gonzobacchanal with Gia at the helm. Perhaps in another life.

the new Gia

https://twitter.com/GiaJordin

Not even ^

^^^ Agreed. Not even close. I was hoping for pics of Gia's new tits.

This is my first time hearing of this Gia Jordin. LOL.
At least she's pretty.

I bet her ass has nothing on yours.

Her tits either, but then we really wouldn't know, would we?

Time to give it up, Gia. The public demands your tit pics.

as close as were gonna get for the time being.

Once a whore, always a whore. If you want to see them, all you gotta do is pay.

If we could see more of your tits, we wouldn't notice how long your nose looks in that pic.