SUSY GALA and her talented toes
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Casting video of SUSY GALA: I met Susy during a recent visit to Barcelona. She speaks Spanish but just a little English. Will silence mean acceptance? Of course not. This girl is pretty and knows it. Her ass is bubbly and peachy at the same time. It was voted Best Ass on the Iberian peninsula, no small feat. She struts her tattooed body into the bedroom and lets me take off her shoes. She gets on the bed, turns her ass to the camera, and spreads for a two glute salute. No rimming will be tolerated for this blowjob but she puts in a good effort nonetheless. She jacks my cock with her feet before sucking me in POV. She puts in her time before presenting her rear end in doggiestyle for me to jerk my cock and admire her holes. I cum on her smooth soles and she hops to the shower to wash off my filth.

She has a great butt hole.

Beat me to it. Nice starfish.

Here's another pic of a butthole.

Was that a selfie?

I don't understand the problem...

If he was actually going for the biggest butthole he ever shot, BDM, it would have been this:

BI, unbanned. Log in and check yer PMs ya Canuckistani degenerate.

I think he's having a snit. I'd bring him some cocaine, like the old days, but I'm dead.

Just think how much more amazing Brandon Iron's pornography would be if he actually liked girls.

I think J.B. and Jerky greatly damaged BI's self esteem. He may not return anytime soon, to hear your tender words of encouragement Mr. Windsock. This is what happens when doves cry!*




*if they were first infected with Herpes.

Now Brandon is on twitter complaining about JM Productions and whining about how he would like to move to another distributor.

Fucking amazing.

Well JM does seem to be on its last legs.

JM Productions ruined the lives of many young women. Like Eva Moore in the first 'Gag Factor'. The penis goes so unexpectedly swiftly and deeply into her upsidedown mouth that her eyes roll cartoonishly up in her head. Or down, as it were.

That was in the year 2000. She would be approaching forty about now. Young males who weren't even born when that scene was produced are now masturbating over it.

I think Brandon still feels rejected and is avoiding us. From my former life and repeated watching of that 80's classic Vice Squad, I have come to understand the mindset of the want to be alpha pimp.

Brandon could simulate this role as long as he paid defenseless girls enough to have them stand still to be slapped, but when he ran into a true alpha (and scuz ball) like Rob Black, his act rapidly wilted and he was exposed for the little boy he actually was, and is.

Then he felt betrayed by Faceblaster, a mope to whom he had given the tee shirt off his own back! Just joking, I suspect he charged the guy $50 for it cause that's how Brandon rolls. All Faceblaster needed to do was show up, join the Bukkake line, and say things like "Brandon, you're the bestest!" But then Donkey Long appeared.

Brandon became enthralled by this loud mouthed felonious lout and envied his "alpha" behavior, even though it was mostly exhibited by smacking small Asian girls around, and posting like a meth head online.

Faceblaster reputiated his Bukkake "daddy" over Donny Long and Brandon was pissed! He couldn't allow someone from the back of the line to challenge his front of the line "pimp" status. But Brandon's electronic pimp hand had gone flacid once he was demoded and the rest shall we say is history when J.B. and Jerky banded him after he posted TMI about faceblaster.

So Brandon mopes, having lost the last tatters of his self respect.

The End

Don't think Brandon don't like girls. He needs to like himself more. I like him a lot.

Two extended and conflicted love letters to Brandon Irons by "Jake Malone's Ghost". Very strange. You have to be somewhat inspired to have thought about it to come up with "electronic pimp hand".

Someday Windsock, you'll have to tell us if your current ankle bracelet gives you a shock when you come within 500 feet of a school!

Or an original idea! lol

I've never been arrested for anything.

1) I don't believe you.

2) Years ago we dropped Tranzer off in a locked dog crate at the entrance to Quantico with a note asking the FBI behavioral profilers to figure out his major malfunction. You should get the same treatment.

I'm well flattered that I project this image of me in your mind, but it simply isn't true. I'm actually a very sweet man. Ask Gia. I've never met her but she has a feline intuition about character and I'm pretty sure she has me correctly pegged as a sweetheart, though I might be wrong.
I lied. I have one arrest around 2000 for a DUI in which I horrifically mangled my Dodge Omni in a thankfully one car accident. They had to bring in a flatbed to cart it away. One of the cops kept saying "I don't understand how this kid is still walking around!" He was clearly a rookie because drunks are notorious for walking away from wrecks unscathed when they take out a family of 4.

Given that you state Gia has never met you, I will treat that suggestion with the lack of interest it deserves. I suspect you simply don't remember all the horrible things you do when you black out while drunk and this has been going on for years.

I've stuck my fingers in my butthole during blackouts. I needn't go into how I surmised this. But insofar as harm to others, which you seem to be suggestion, I'm fairly certain it is nothing less banal than drunk texting/dialing. But of course I can't be certain. But I am self aware enough to realize that I don't have the intellect for criminality. I'd be incarcerated from the get go.
But let me ask you, what makes you so sure of this assessment if ny person you have made? Be very specific if possible.

I'm going to guess you smelled your phone?

I'm not a freak. I'm sick of this. I am not a freak.

Certainly. It is now established through the help of Faceblaster that you like to store your cell phone in your ass. This is a technique used by prisoners doing hard time to hide this device. You obviously have a horrible guilt complex for your perverted sex actions, and these must have landed you in prison.

I've jacked off in VIP rooms but that's it!

And quite a bit if local hay was made about the DUI, but I handled it with aplomb and turned a negative into a positive in classic style. If there was anything to dig up on me they would dug it up. Again, I am not a freak.

I'm mad. Not insane. Angry mad.
Your attack has upset me. Justify it or face consequences.

I am a great guy. I'm a mensch.

I'm nice and I'm not melting down. You're melting down.

Don't need to, the "consequences" will only be more random, confusing posts.

Will the board administrators please do something about this? This aggression will not stand.

I would, but I'm all out of popcorn.

Jake has gotten my goat.

So he's no longer representing the Monkey? Just as well, there'd have been a conflict of interest there.

It just annoys me. From time to time here people insinuate that I'm not a good person. They even go so far as to say I'm evil. It is kind of outrageous and unfounded.

windsock/simp/CAOH...just shut up for once.

How the fuck does whether or not I shut up effect your life, asshole? Fuck you. Fuck you ass to mouth. Fuck you ass to mouth until you puke. You've been nothing but rude and mean to me for no reason and I've had it! HAD IT!!!

It's amazing, for years Windsock, you posted on a regular but less frequent basis, and then all of a sudden, you are filling up the board with new threads, which detract from whatever humor you bring. The point of a joke account, as I've been reminded by the pros is not to overdo it. A little schtick goes a long way. I suspect there is something that is causing a meltdown in your life, but I can't bring myself to care what this may be.

Then why'd you bother posting this, you worthless piece of shit?

Because I want you to know that it's obvious you are going through much inner pain and if you were to shut up, it would make this place a more enjoyable read. But as far as having any empathy for your suffering, that Windsock, would violate everything this place stands for. So fuck off and die.

Obey the Icon Windsock, Obey the Icon!

I miss this thread-Brandon, where ya at??

It would be a pity for this thread's epilogue to be a hostile exchange between myself and Willie.

My bad, myself and Jake Malone's Ghost.