simpsons world.my mom got it for me when i was locked up.

its a huge omnibus of simpsons goodness.has a recap of every ep from the first twenty seasons,with new exclusive pictures,and all of this:

• Every couch gag
• A complete filmography of "Itchy & Scratchy"
• Every "D'oh" or "Mmm..." Homer has ever uttered
• Every song ever sung by the citizens of Springfield
• Every marquee message from the First Church of Springfield
• A tribute to star of stage, screen, infomercials, and filmstrips, Troy McClure
• The largest collection of Krusty the Clown merchandise outside of Bart's bedroom
• A complete list of celebrity guest stars

one of my favorite parts is that it prints the funniest dialogue from each episode.i dont plan on reading it in order,i want to skip around and find something new each time i pick it up like i tend to do with bigger books.



my aunt lent me this to read^. only read the intro so far but it seems like an easy read.


got this for free in the booty house^.im half way through.the part im at right now stresses the importance of being really active in church.id much rather watch joel olstein than get close to people at church that could probably be dickheads.hopefully it gets better after this part.

other than that i have a nice stack of super street magazines that were waiting for me when i got back home.
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