I know. But the self-named bigwigs in the biz had a constant ongoing fight about who was who posting on this board. Jim Jaded was actually Norman Bentley who was trying to get back at Lizard Lips who was Patrick Collins who claimed that Max was Chickenmaster who said Richard Nixon was actually Lyndon B. Johnson in drag...or something like that.

I'd ask the Arab to figure it out, but I heard he lives in Haiti now with Cassandra's soiled undies, still ruing the night she spent with Luke Floored in a Vegas hotel room listening to Chabat songs.