^^What he said. It should be marketed on it's own merits, not as "imitation crab". I worked in an imitation crab factory for like 2 weeks. And I can still eat the stuff.

Got my new iPhone 6 today. It actually showed up nice and early at 9:30am. After syncing it with my computer, I suddenly realized I've been texting a wrong number for months wondering why this girl I know has been ignoring me. Lol. Whoever is at that number is either very cruel or has a lot of patience. I almost want to text to apologize.

I love the phone, btw. It feels just perfect as far as the size goes. And it's super thin. I picture lots of people dropping these things.

1x green pepper and 1x red onion for a total of $0.69

$225 to add more drawers in place of where the dishwasher will no longer be. Never use those things. Great price considering maple with a cocoa glaze. Discontinuing beginning of next year.

I use my dishwasher all the time because it sterilizes the dishes. Then I fly off to Greece for a month every year and my aunt washes everything with smelly tap water and lets it air dry. She leaves food sitting out all night unrefrigerated and we'll eat it the next day. And no one ever gets sick somehow.

LOL when you've been eating like that for so long you build a tolerance. It's great for keeping the immune system resilient. I don't do that though because it drives me nuts when things aren't put away or in it's place. Rubber dish washing gloves work great if you can't handle the scalding hot water. Growing up, family would raise a stink if they heard of anyone using a dishwasher.

Don't go too permanent with your drawer installation. You'll want to stick a DW back in there if you ever sell. Easier to reverse solution is a cabinet door and some storage bins inside.

The frame is literally all in one piece. Slide it in, screw it in place. Then just add drawers and toe kick. Pretty simple to take out if needed.

$1.50 Perrier and $1 Advil at a bodega off Canal St.

I bought three riding mowers for 100.00 from an older guy off craigslist. All three run, but all three need a little attention. I rarely need a rider but now I can leave them wherever I'll use them.

He is an interesting character, as I suspected he would be based on our email exchange. He would have tinkered with and fixed them and sold them for more money, but was having his shoulder operated on and they dropped him on his head moving him off the operating table. This caused him to loose control of the outer three fingers on both hands and left him with 8 bulging discs in his upper spine. I really feel for the guy because you could tell he'd always been a fighter. He is having trouble getting a surgeon to take his case to fix him up because they know he is sitting on a malpractice goldmine. I suspect he'll be buying whatever damned mower his heart desires when his settlement comes through.

oh, deere

haha no Deere's in this batch but at least a Honda, with something nuts like an 8 speed transmission. I bet he gets a Deere though. He still had two lawn tractors in his shop which I coveted. They can pull a single bottom plow, discs, and cultivators and a lot of other stuff. I asked him if he'd sell them too and he said no- he was going to fix them up when he got his hands back. That was what convinced me he was telling the truth about his disability- he still had optimism he'd be tinkering with his tractors.

My neighbor has 2 17hp diesel Kubotas, both have age on em, and 2 72" cut X-Mark 0 turn mowers, 1 diesel, 1 gas. I hope whenever he retires and moves that he gets a condo somewhere, so I can buy one of each.

I'm already in for his hunting shed, since it aint really road worthy. 6'x6' shed, on 8' stilts, welded to a car trailer. Even has propane heat. I won't hunt out of it, just chill out and smoke weed.

Get running water to it and you've got a nice little hermit nest.

Eh, it is going to be like 400' from my house. That is a lot of hose to avoid running over. It does have a light that runs off a car battery.

I banged my ex in it years ago. Neighbor got a lil pissed. I guess he thought I was joking when I asked permission. I don't joke about stuff like that.

Maybe Bubbles will move in.

You could save Dana and Lucky with your guest home.

I don't know who Bubbles is, but I aint having that broke down old pig here.

Wrong Bubbles. This one lives in a shed on the Trailer Park Boys TV show.

1x Lobster Roll [$1.00 each]
1x 14oz Rinaldi Pizza Sauce [$1.00 each]
1x 12oz BodyStick Body Wash [$1.00 each]
3x Michelina's ZapEm's Alfredo [$1.00 each]
3x Shower Curtains [$1.00 each]
1x 4pk Icee Blue Raspberry [$1.00]
1x 4pk Icee Wild Cherry [$1.00]

Where did you get eleven dollars, Alex? You never seem to mention a job.

I'm more interested in knowing what goes into a $1 "Lobster Roll." Langostino at best.

It's probably just crab that the Russians have poached off our Aleutian Islands and tried to pass off as their own, except a lot cheaper. Sig Hansen got mixed up in that shit a few years ago.

Whether authentic Alaskan or an el-cheapo Russian brand, you aren't making a $1 roll using King Crab.

$5 in some junk food to sit through the waiting room of the hospital as my neighbor is getting a 3am hillbilly appendectomy.

Emperor Crab?!

I just checked the label and it says "Lobster Egg Roll]

This made me think of a charter fishing trip I took in New Jersey real late in the season in the 90s. This guy was drunk and high on coke. Some of the passengers were talking to one of the mates while he was preparing chum and cutting bait. Someone said the chum was disgusting so drunken coke head grabs a handful, shoves it in his mouth and starts munching away. He swallows then calls his super hot but obvious coke whore girlfriend over and gives her a very deep sloppy kiss. She tastes the chum and starts vomitting over the side of the boat. Some folks dry heaved. Cokehead laughed for like 20 minutes then couldn't figure out why no one would fish with him or talk to him.

Aren't most of the guys on charter boats drunk and coked up?

I was stoned and tweaking. Speed is better than sea sickness pills. I still wouldn't eat chum. Seriously, the coke whore was insanely hot and was out of his league.

You do have a point though, most everybody on that boat was high on something.

The only thing I remember about charter boat fishing is that it's bad luck to bring along bananas. No idea why. And it might just be a local thing, but they take it pretty seriously.

No, that still applies. I like them though, so my friends make me eat them before we board.

OK, I have to know why.

I was thinking opilio/snow crab. Russians are known to hear into U.S. space to fish for them. Poor Tranzer, still thinks lobster means lobster. Sometimes the fine print reads "imitation lobster meat." Same reason California rolls cost so little, 'cause there ain't no crab in the. Just "krab."

Bananas are dangerous...watch:

Got a new insulin pump today. I've been just taking multiple injections per day for the past two years ever since I was dating this alcoholic lunatic chick and somehow dropped my old pump into a glass of vodka tonic. The cap must have not been on all the way and the LCD screen stopped working.

I love having a pump again. It's just so much more convenient than shots. My doctor's office was closed all week, but she's an older southern lady from Mississippi and goes by her own rules. She called me from her home phone last night to tell me she had my new pump and then dropped it off at my house this morning.

My sister has the beetus. She loves her pump.

jeans from these guys. i was on a kick to only buy shit made in Canada or the US

http://www.blkwddenim.com/products/blk

Tatty- they push a lot of American made jeans here and the site is good on it's own merit: http://selvedgeyard.com/

My girlfriend is Type 1 and has the pump. It gets in the way of sex like some futuristic chastity belt.

As a somewhat overweight guy, I usually wear a t shirt anyway. Plus, I'm Greek, so I obviously have a gold cross on a chain. I just clip the pump to my chain and go to town. A pocketed t shirt worn inside out is also a good way to hide the pump.

how big is her dick?and how big does the pump make it?



sorry about the gif,but i couldnt resist.itll be the last in any non gif threads.

Not to give your post credibility or whatever, but I knew a guy once who had heart surgery and while they were doing that, they also put a pump into his dick so he just had to press a button to get a boner.

Yeah, lot of them meds leave yer pecker deader than Bob Dole's hand, so they do the pump.

Thanks, B. I am not a millionaire, but i think there's value in paying a couple extra bucks to folks out there living the dream.

It's all good, I see you just got out of prison so it makes sense you'd be fixated on cock.

Figgs has been saying "twink" alot since his return. I wonder how he picked that habit up?

makes sense dickhead.anyway.

Theres a new gun range in my area about 13 miles from my house. I've been burning ammo lately. Bought some 9MM 115 gr. for about 16 bucks a bx.

bought a pair of charcoal grey nike sweats for fifty bucks and a pair of bobs shoes(which is aa division of skechers apparently)creamy white pearl jam with gum sole for 30 at macys.that was on the state too.still have money left over from my gate money too.they jewed me for about 30 though because my mom lied to me she put a money order in my property when i was in county so they wouldnt donate my clothes when i went upstate.

no big deal it was just a pair of house sweats,boxers,socks,and a wife beater.but thats where the panzer swindle came in because they charged me for the slip on khakis and shitty state shoes i wore out of there.but it was embarrassing walking around looking like a fillipino hypebeast in these tiny little 2x skinny pants looking faggotries.at least the company bobs donates a pair of shoes to the needy for each pair bought.