only big dick hustlers need enter(gia grab a strap on(no lockwood).yeah so im back after almost a year and a half of not being here.i had a state sponsored vacation.wont go into too much details but basically when the cops come,open the door.i should have learned that from the unarmed standoff i had with the murrieta sherrifs department back in 08.and dont worry my anal virginity is intact.so hows every body been?

and fuck me first thing i did was check out evil angels site.kevin moore is gonna be getting quite a bit of royalty money from me with all those paizuri,crack fuckers, and big tit centerfolds.

oh also yesterday i met my sisters for the first time.it was really nice.theyre just a couple years younger than me,and im also an uncle now.

did gia ever up tit pics?someone point me in the right direction if she did.

Any nude pics?

So you got by with just your oral skills?

lol no,no nudes.but yeah my orals rather nice,at least thats what leeroy told me.

FUCKIN FIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS!

Glad to see you Frankie, ya screwy bastard. Some of us were worried about ya.

Well to update the goings on since you left:

-- Panzer was perma banned by Steve last week

-- Jigaloo and I were made mods. TRPWL is an Admin, because Steve don't wanna deal with us.

-- Have2 is MIA

-- Gia got new tits, but won't show em

-- I built a Gimp Box to give douches a time out in

-- Hottest Picture of the Day is up to about 3/4 of a million views

-- Tritone has been MIA

-- Brandon was back in the USA for a while, and surprisingly staying away from gutter sluts. He has been in Europe for a while now and boning a better quality whore.

other than that, JB is still a drunk, Faceblaster is still a Jew, I'm still obsessed w/ barely legal waxed anus. Biddness as usual.

Ya come out of the joint a lean, mean titty fuckin machine or what?

im down to 302 or 306.two different machines gave me different weights.so i dropped a hundred.for awhile i was holding steady at 290 even making spreads every night(for the unitiated,spreads are kind of what panzer makes except these are mixtures of ramen noodles,smashed chips,seasoning,different condiments: i.e. nacho cheese spread,hot sauce,thai chili sauce or whatever else is on the commissary,and or items saved from chow.then you stuff it in a tortilla,sandwich or just by itself.the funny thing they actually taste good(unlike panzers concocktions,not a typo).

i like these two new whores:summer brielle and nina elle.

You weigh less than Panzer now. I think he said he was up to 315 or 320.

Whew. I was fucking worried something happened man. Good to see you.

Great to see you back Figgs. Lay off the gif's and your re-acclimation will go fine.

I thought twinks generally had huge penises in contrast to their rail thin bodies? I really don't know enough about gay subculture to say for sure.

This is the false story.

Do you think I really posted that without expecting your witty retort?

thanks for the welcome back everyone.

i read that thinking it was shenanigans also.who is this poster with the paina beaser(i came up with this term,just switch some letters around) in his ava?

I'll leave it to one of the more historically minded posters to tell who who he is. Suffice to say you've read his tripe before.

Does it create cognitive dissonance in you that Cash released records towards the end of his life on American Recordings? A label that had an upside down American flag as it's symbol for a long time?

I'm glad you can recognize wit when you see it.

FatBloodyFingers

Take a close look at my avatar shithead, in the lower left corner. I'm quite comfortable with those recordings, Delia.

Welcome back Figgs mi amigo!

Did you join a gang in prison?

Did you get any chon chon?

nope,didnt join anything because i was only supposed to be in the booty house for a month to three at most.but they recalculate your time so i was there about four.spent most of that time in psych watch and the hospital/infirmary.

second day i was there i guess i felt really sad because i wasnt able to let my mom know they had transferred me finally and i was thinking about my dogs talking to the psych dr.he said do you need to be hospitlized.i said,yes,yes i do.lol(which i really probably didnt but i figured fuck it the food is much better in the psych and infirmary.then a week later i went back and this time stayed for three weeks.

that time because one of my teeth was bugging the shit out of me.i wanted to get it looked at/get some painkillers but they told me i have to put in a sick call.so then i said i was suicidal,so back i went. :)i spent maybe five or six weeks actually in prison then one morning i noticed one of my balls hurt.they sent me to the hospital and i got an ultrasound on my ball and a urine analysis.day or two later i wake up and my right leg is all swollen and tight(a sure sign of a blood clot which im prone to due to being protein c deficient)the rn said it wasnt one and some dr said the same.

stupid fuckers,i knew damn well it was one and that was confirmed finally when they sent me to the hospital a day or two later.fuck walking hurt so much because of my leg and my ball.i got to stay in the hospital a week eating better burgers than even the infirmary had,drinking soda(for the first time in a year) and even tea.then when they sent me to the infirmary the doc said id stay there till i parole.come two weeks to me paroling they send my ass to chowchilla(which is way in northen california) and try to send me to the yard even though im in a wheel chair.

fuckers.i said fuck that and made sure that they at least had me get checked by the dr so i could stay in their infirmary(which the dr promised if i was transferred id be in another infirmary).anyway spent a week there and then back to chino.but when i got there they put me right back on the yard.gay dickheads.

as for chon chon,nope.i know prison is supposed to be like brazil(ie it doesnt matter what the asshole or mouth is attached to) but not for me.but i did have to worry about my cellie trying to jerk off in my toothpaste and give me aids,so i kept it in my pocket along with my toothbrush.

i was in sny after the second time in the psych ward and was told when i came back i should pc up so the spics dont try to run me off the yard(they look down on that,yet half of them shoot up heroin(even in county,and plus they already knew in county i had ran with the woods) and will snort just about any pill they can get their hands on.so basically in there its sex offenders,fags,drop outs,lil twinks that would get raped on the mainline,and assholes that cant run mainline but want to pretend theyre tough in pc.

Glad you're back and hopefully feeling better.

thanks.

oh i almost forgot the poodles killed a possum in the backyard while i was gone.tough lil pooches.

Poodle pics please! I hope they're standards.

Welcome back, Figgs! I'm so stoked to see you here. And btw, I shot Summer Brielle for Fox Magazine a few months ago. She is incredible and every frame was magic. I'll let you guys know when it streets.

My little beagle mix caught and killed a possum two nights ago. She's murder on rabbits too. She eats them but not the possum.

thanks gia.and nope theyre cockerspaniel poodles which are even better because theyre cuter,sweeter, and friendlier.theyre also really smart but im sure normal poodles are too.i love all poodles.theres so many mixes out there too.did summer give you a girl boner when you shot her?ill get the pics i have in the pet thread here in a bit.

i present to you nina and cage.

Figgs, did your favorite therapist come see you in the joint? You know the one I'm talking about. Or is she the reason the cops came to your house to begin with?

nope,but someone sent me a gift pack and none of my family members said they had sent it.it was either her or my aunt and uncle i havent spoken with in years.but im completely over the whore doc.

gia you wee wee head,this is the second time i upped pics of the poodles at your request to receive no comments.

She won't reciprocate with any pics of her new puppies either.

If that ain't dogged pursuit of a compliment, I don't know what is.

she wanted to see them,i just want to know what she thinks of my poodle pals.

I think they look like dust mops.

haters gonna hate.ill up some hd pics of them this weekend.maybe even up some of my vids of them onto youtube and post them here.

Please duct tape a long stick to them and video yourself mopping the floor with them. That would be very great.

nope,thats not what the poodle pals are for.

^^^They did a show up here last night which really brought out a kook element in the downtown crowd after the show ended. The legalization of marijuana is on next month's ballot, so they're visit was timed to promote the legalization effort. Liberal social issues on the ballot may end up bringing out enough people to vote that it might save our Democrat senator's ass in the election. Hopefully not.

They're cute. But I like standard poodles. And no poodle mixes.

We are dog sitting our daughters standard poodle this weekend. She is sharp as a tack but at the same time a little goofy. We are going to breed her with my Lab and make some champion retrievers.

youll like em more after i up some of my poodle pal home movies on here.

What's it looking like for full legalization? Oregon's vote is next month too and it sounds like a done deal. Ours is a total failure. The one shop in Seattle is open only a day or 2 a week because they can't keep it stocked. The law organizers gave too much away ("regulate and tax"...yeah, that always works) and the state got too greedy.

I check the weed blog daily and I have google news set to display weed news. Oregon has dueling polls claiming vastly different results. There is also a mini-scandal in Oregon where the anti-weed crusaders are using government money to fund their cause and to pay Kevin Sabet to come lie to voters.

I think it might pass up here, but who knows. I recall there being a vote up here once before and the online areas of town that voted for it were places where negroes and hippies live. Either way, I don't see it making much of a difference.

It's already legal to have an ounce in your house, which sometimes confuses people into thinking it's completely legal already. Then they get confused when they're pulled over for speeding and get arrested for having weed in the car. Then again, I knew a girl who was getting busted for coke and the cop opened her purse, saw an ounce of weed and just didn't say anything about it. And my nephew got high with some friends and one of them freaked out and thought he was dying and called 911. The cops came, told them everything would be fine, said they should only buy from a good dealer that they know well, told them to only smoke at home and then asked them if they'd like some Doritos.

lol at the doritos.