only big dick hustlers need enter(gia grab a strap on(no lockwood).yeah so im back after almost a year and a half of not being here.i had a state sponsored vacation.wont go into too much details but basically when the cops come,open the door.i should have learned that from the unarmed standoff i had with the murrieta sherrifs department back in 08.and dont worry my anal virginity is intact.so hows every body been?

and fuck me first thing i did was check out evil angels site.kevin moore is gonna be getting quite a bit of royalty money from me with all those paizuri,crack fuckers, and big tit centerfolds.

oh also yesterday i met my sisters for the first time.it was really nice.theyre just a couple years younger than me,and im also an uncle now.

did gia ever up tit pics?someone point me in the right direction if she did.

Any nude pics?

So you got by with just your oral skills?

lol no,no nudes.but yeah my orals rather nice,at least thats what leeroy told me.

FUCKIN FIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS!

Glad to see you Frankie, ya screwy bastard. Some of us were worried about ya.

Well to update the goings on since you left:

-- Panzer was perma banned by Steve last week

-- Jigaloo and I were made mods. TRPWL is an Admin, because Steve don't wanna deal with us.

-- Have2 is MIA

-- Gia got new tits, but won't show em

-- I built a Gimp Box to give douches a time out in

-- Hottest Picture of the Day is up to about 3/4 of a million views

-- Tritone has been MIA

-- Brandon was back in the USA for a while, and surprisingly staying away from gutter sluts. He has been in Europe for a while now and boning a better quality whore.

other than that, JB is still a drunk, Faceblaster is still a Jew, I'm still obsessed w/ barely legal waxed anus. Biddness as usual.

Ya come out of the joint a lean, mean titty fuckin machine or what?

im down to 302 or 306.two different machines gave me different weights.so i dropped a hundred.for awhile i was holding steady at 290 even making spreads every night(for the unitiated,spreads are kind of what panzer makes except these are mixtures of ramen noodles,smashed chips,seasoning,different condiments: i.e. nacho cheese spread,hot sauce,thai chili sauce or whatever else is on the commissary,and or items saved from chow.then you stuff it in a tortilla,sandwich or just by itself.the funny thing they actually taste good(unlike panzers concocktions,not a typo).

i like these two new whores:summer brielle and nina elle.

You weigh less than Panzer now. I think he said he was up to 315 or 320.

Whew. I was fucking worried something happened man. Good to see you.

Great to see you back Figgs. Lay off the gif's and your re-acclimation will go fine.

I thought twinks generally had huge penises in contrast to their rail thin bodies? I really don't know enough about gay subculture to say for sure.

This is the false story.

Do you think I really posted that without expecting your witty retort?

thanks for the welcome back everyone.

i read that thinking it was shenanigans also.who is this poster with the paina beaser(i came up with this term,just switch some letters around) in his ava?

I'll leave it to one of the more historically minded posters to tell who who he is. Suffice to say you've read his tripe before.

Does it create cognitive dissonance in you that Cash released records towards the end of his life on American Recordings? A label that had an upside down American flag as it's symbol for a long time?

I'm glad you can recognize wit when you see it.

FatBloodyFingers

Take a close look at my avatar shithead, in the lower left corner. I'm quite comfortable with those recordings, Delia.

Welcome back Figgs mi amigo!

Did you join a gang in prison?

Did you get any chon chon?

nope,didnt join anything because i was only supposed to be in the booty house for a month to three at most.but they recalculate your time so i was there about four.spent most of that time in psych watch and the hospital/infirmary.

second day i was there i guess i felt really sad because i wasnt able to let my mom know they had transferred me finally and i was thinking about my dogs talking to the psych dr.he said do you need to be hospitlized.i said,yes,yes i do.lol(which i really probably didnt but i figured fuck it the food is much better in the psych and infirmary.then a week later i went back and this time stayed for three weeks.

that time because one of my teeth was bugging the shit out of me.i wanted to get it looked at/get some painkillers but they told me i have to put in a sick call.so then i said i was suicidal,so back i went. :)i spent maybe five or six weeks actually in prison then one morning i noticed one of my balls hurt.they sent me to the hospital and i got an ultrasound on my ball and a urine analysis.day or two later i wake up and my right leg is all swollen and tight(a sure sign of a blood clot which im prone to due to being protein c deficient)the rn said it wasnt one and some dr said the same.

stupid fuckers,i knew damn well it was one and that was confirmed finally when they sent me to the hospital a day or two later.fuck walking hurt so much because of my leg and my ball.i got to stay in the hospital a week eating better burgers than even the infirmary had,drinking soda(for the first time in a year) and even tea.then when they sent me to the infirmary the doc said id stay there till i parole.come two weeks to me paroling they send my ass to chowchilla(which is way in northen california) and try to send me to the yard even though im in a wheel chair.

fuckers.i said fuck that and made sure that they at least had me get checked by the dr so i could stay in their infirmary(which the dr promised if i was transferred id be in another infirmary).anyway spent a week there and then back to chino.but when i got there they put me right back on the yard.gay dickheads.

as for chon chon,nope.i know prison is supposed to be like brazil(ie it doesnt matter what the asshole or mouth is attached to) but not for me.but i did have to worry about my cellie trying to jerk off in my toothpaste and give me aids,so i kept it in my pocket along with my toothbrush.

i was in sny after the second time in the psych ward and was told when i came back i should pc up so the spics dont try to run me off the yard(they look down on that,yet half of them shoot up heroin(even in county,and plus they already knew in county i had ran with the woods) and will snort just about any pill they can get their hands on.so basically in there its sex offenders,fags,drop outs,lil twinks that would get raped on the mainline,and assholes that cant run mainline but want to pretend theyre tough in pc.

Glad you're back and hopefully feeling better.

thanks.

oh i almost forgot the poodles killed a possum in the backyard while i was gone.tough lil pooches.

Poodle pics please! I hope they're standards.

Welcome back, Figgs! I'm so stoked to see you here. And btw, I shot Summer Brielle for Fox Magazine a few months ago. She is incredible and every frame was magic. I'll let you guys know when it streets.

My little beagle mix caught and killed a possum two nights ago. She's murder on rabbits too. She eats them but not the possum.

thanks gia.and nope theyre cockerspaniel poodles which are even better because theyre cuter,sweeter, and friendlier.theyre also really smart but im sure normal poodles are too.i love all poodles.theres so many mixes out there too.did summer give you a girl boner when you shot her?ill get the pics i have in the pet thread here in a bit.

i present to you nina and cage.

Figgs, did your favorite therapist come see you in the joint? You know the one I'm talking about. Or is she the reason the cops came to your house to begin with?

nope,but someone sent me a gift pack and none of my family members said they had sent it.it was either her or my aunt and uncle i havent spoken with in years.but im completely over the whore doc.

gia you wee wee head,this is the second time i upped pics of the poodles at your request to receive no comments.

She won't reciprocate with any pics of her new puppies either.

If that ain't dogged pursuit of a compliment, I don't know what is.

she wanted to see them,i just want to know what she thinks of my poodle pals.

I think they look like dust mops.

haters gonna hate.ill up some hd pics of them this weekend.maybe even up some of my vids of them onto youtube and post them here.

Please duct tape a long stick to them and video yourself mopping the floor with them. That would be very great.

nope,thats not what the poodle pals are for.

^^^They did a show up here last night which really brought out a kook element in the downtown crowd after the show ended. The legalization of marijuana is on next month's ballot, so they're visit was timed to promote the legalization effort. Liberal social issues on the ballot may end up bringing out enough people to vote that it might save our Democrat senator's ass in the election. Hopefully not.

They're cute. But I like standard poodles. And no poodle mixes.

We are dog sitting our daughters standard poodle this weekend. She is sharp as a tack but at the same time a little goofy. We are going to breed her with my Lab and make some champion retrievers.

youll like em more after i up some of my poodle pal home movies on here.

What's it looking like for full legalization? Oregon's vote is next month too and it sounds like a done deal. Ours is a total failure. The one shop in Seattle is open only a day or 2 a week because they can't keep it stocked. The law organizers gave too much away ("regulate and tax"...yeah, that always works) and the state got too greedy.

I check the weed blog daily and I have google news set to display weed news. Oregon has dueling polls claiming vastly different results. There is also a mini-scandal in Oregon where the anti-weed crusaders are using government money to fund their cause and to pay Kevin Sabet to come lie to voters.

I think it might pass up here, but who knows. I recall there being a vote up here once before and the online areas of town that voted for it were places where negroes and hippies live. Either way, I don't see it making much of a difference.

It's already legal to have an ounce in your house, which sometimes confuses people into thinking it's completely legal already. Then they get confused when they're pulled over for speeding and get arrested for having weed in the car. Then again, I knew a girl who was getting busted for coke and the cop opened her purse, saw an ounce of weed and just didn't say anything about it. And my nephew got high with some friends and one of them freaked out and thought he was dying and called 911. The cops came, told them everything would be fine, said they should only buy from a good dealer that they know well, told them to only smoke at home and then asked them if they'd like some Doritos.

lol at the doritos.

Me too. I figure if even half the states pass this go round, it'll be unstoppable. Look for Canadian provinces to start legalizing starting in '15.

i sure hope so. i thought we'd totally beat you guys to the punch, as we did with faggot marriage etc. but fucking harper and his tough on crime bs. guys are still getting time and , even if they don't , they are doing huge swat-like takedowns, for 1/2 pound grabs. the one thing i hate is all my progressive friends think "obama is president and look what's happening". you idiots. this is happening in spite of the dems, not because of them.

If NJ ever legalizes, I'm gonna grow like a mofo. My horse pasture has 35yrs of horse shit in it. Weeds grow like they are on steroids. I can't wait.

Organics, baby!! You're not allowed to grow here. Basically, there are zero hard and fast rules on the medical side. I brought home a ton of cbt creams and such from vendors at Seattle Hempfest and not one asked for a doctor's recommend. They can grow, sell, use, store...whatever.

On the recreational end each plant starts with a bar code that follows it from sprout to retail. Unless you have the grower's license, you don't get the bar code. No bar code, no legal grow. Being able to smoke in public and grow your own is the next big try they're going to make.

Black market weed is easier and cheaper to find than ever. Yesterday we got 10 grams of 4 different concentrates...delivered to the front door...for $100.

since were derailing this thread(which is fine) how bout you guys also link me to the more interesting porn and board thread links of the passed year and some odd months.

Gag Factor 34 was out, it was a fuckin' comp.

busty anal sluts from mike adriano is a comp,but it does what most comps fail to do have almost all jerk worthy scenes.im going to pick it up in the near future.anyway im changing the figgs out of my name.it reminds me too much of this darkie in prison.danyiel jaymes handerson.yeah i changed his name around a little because while he claims crip(even though he pced up in reception)hes also into getting people into trouble.

he has franklin figeuroa on his right arm as well as a microphone(he fancies himself a wannabe rapper and his grandma or mom started calling him that because "so many niggas has been smoked around him'.being nicknamed after a fictional hitman because all of your brothers has been shot, by your grandma is cornball.this guy thinks lil wayne is a legit rapper,among other shitty rappers as well,he practically pounds off to xxl and the source.

anyway in county i had told the woods about wanting to direct porn under the name frankie figgs.i guess the name stuck because all sorts of people knew who i was when i went upstate.people would get excited to see me at chow and yell hi and other greetings from across the room.naturally our lil darklin nigueroa(who i called that and he didnt say shit) overheard this once and became enfused with homosexual rage/jealousy.

i overheard him telling another absentee dad how much it pissed him off that he could never have that(thats envy folks),ie being recognized so easily without even being famous.anyway his little buddies call him figgs(he even spells it how ive been spelling it on here since 08 or so,i know because i saw it tagged in a magazine i borrowed from a guy named felicia lol).this guy thinks hes gonna record a demo,go on tour in japan when he gets out and get signed to a major label.yet out of his cell hes yelling hes not gonna let me direct and this and that.

naturally thats when i launched all sorts of insults and told him hell never be shit at rapping.gay dickhead was just trying to get me to threaten him so the c/o's would throw me in adseg and id stay longer.he even resorted to saying he was going to go to my neighborhood and shoot me in the back to paralyze me.apparently he knew one of the darkies(curtis)that used to live there(they along with the welfare black manson family claiming to the homeowner only 8 are living in the three bedroom when they have 12 living there,moved out two weeks after the homeowner sold the houses after getting divorced).

anyway regardless of whether i ever direct i dont care to use the name frankie figgs anymore,not even as a dj name.i have some ideas for other ones but for now i want my name on here to just be frankie.also that darkies not gonna do shit.he said he was gonna "smoke" this nerdie butterhead named either data or "datuh",and then a few weeks later hes his friend again.he was also all on the balls of his buddie in there "bad luck" another pc crip as well as aspiring rapper whos demo noone noteworthy will ever invest in,yet as soon as he was transferred he was shitting on him.

this guys been a crip for however long and bad luck asks him how many fades have you caught(catching a fade is a fair one on one fight),not how many of your own race have you shot.so thats our lil franklin figgs from sixty third street in san diego.he also hates southern california(someone mentioned the la lakers or dodgers and him and the other darkies screamed fuck la,to which someone responded arent you from so cal,no we from nor cal).go back to shitty ass nor cal faggot.

Spanky Piggs.

Burrito Demon

La Parka


Tetas Bandito

Senor Tetas or El Tetas Rey

El Patio. It means "the patio".

El Diablo Norte.

no more darkie name for me.you can keep the name fakelin figgs.keep the spelling you jewed also.my names actually frankie where as yours is closer to being danielle.whos name is candie?not that you can read this because you dont get out until april or september.



poodles and tits.what a combo.






cute.^

Frankie fatale sounds like a faggot tranny name.

quiet you.

i found out what you would think be an urban myth or rumor while i was locked up.its about a game the more hardcore rollerbladers play.its called wonkey bonkers(its like skate,which is like horse but on a skateboard;but this is played with rollerblades,its thirteen tricks long,and when you lose theres consequences).

now from what i understand theres different consequences for losing:theres bonks where you bite a ledge or curb and your opponent uses a closed fist to make your mouth bonk of said object by hitting it ala mma;theres tonks which entail the loser laying on his back and the winner inserting his rollerblade(one) in the losers mouth,stands up making the loser take his weight in his mouth and then proceeds to kick the side of the losers head with his free rollerblade;theres faceplants where the loser lays down and the winner skates by really fast,jumps and plants one rollerblade on the losers face in mid air(think of a fastplant on a skateboard for a point of reference),and then theres the wonkey bonker or playing for wonkeys.

when playing for wonkeys the loser bites the curb and the winner curbstomps him.i dont know if some do tricks into the curbstomp but its possible if the winner really has a hard on for the loser.google this if you dont believe me and itll autofill(search: rollerbladers wonkey bonkers). of course nothing comes up but its rumored some film when they play for wonkeys and put them on torrents and such.

if you ever see a rollerblader take note of their teeth,theres a chance some might be chipped or cracked.this one guy that had cmp(curb munching punks;i guess you can chince out on having your head cracked open by munching the curb before you get your head stomped),on his knuckles even asked me where i had gotten my root canals done.in the odd chance larry clark is reading this,you have a great premise for a rollerblading version of kids.

interesting lil tidbit from earlier.i put on a thermal shirt to walk the dog and when i came back i looked at the tag and it was an xl.i thought it was an old xxl.guess ive slimmed down more than ive realized.but i plan on slimming down more.

i was looking at cookies and cream muscle milk because i only have maybe a lil more than a weeks worth of the chocolate kind left and found a good deal on amazon for the 5 lb bag for 38 bucks.but theres also muscle milk light which helps you lose weight faster and i can get two 1.65 lb bags for about 30 bucks.the 1.65 ones have 30 servings each and the 5 lb one also only has 30 servings.the only thing is im worried i might get hungrier than normal during the day before i eat dinner on the light stuff.

anybody ever try muscle milk light?

I used to drink the MM Lites when I was training heavily and didnt have time to eat protein right away. It didnt affect my appetite at all. Or my friend's who's a bigger guy.

thanks gia,now i can dechunkify quicker.