Got a new insulin pump today. I've been just taking multiple injections per day for the past two years ever since I was dating this alcoholic lunatic chick and somehow dropped my old pump into a glass of vodka tonic. The cap must have not been on all the way and the LCD screen stopped working.

I love having a pump again. It's just so much more convenient than shots. My doctor's office was closed all week, but she's an older southern lady from Mississippi and goes by her own rules. She called me from her home phone last night to tell me she had my new pump and then dropped it off at my house this morning.