Smelterville, Idaho. A picturesque place to raise a conservative, Christian regular American family. We welcome everyone except: Spooks, Beaners, Dot-Heads, Chinks, Japs, Gooks, Jews, Catholics, Liberals and Commies. Take your Mary-Jane elsewhere freaks. We have a Wal*Mart SuperCenter and we don't take kindly to whores, old or otherwise.
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"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People