We have a local 53 year old whore who "has never done this before", altho she's an expert on everything. She likes airing her laundry in a Dana/ Desi way to much amusement.

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Hello AHB! Today I have reached the end of my rope! Last Friday, on my way to Montana, my driver and I were pulled over inWallace, Idaho, apparently, for doing 48 in a 45 mph construction zone. Did we receuve a ticket? No we did not! We were arrested on felony charges including interstate prostitution and trafficking of said prostitute. My car was torn apart and subsequently impouned, phones confiscated. Monday I was released with no charges filed. I had to get to Smelterville to retrieve my car at great expense, then rented a mitel room for the night. Tuesday I got my driver released and we decided to play it safe and head back to Spokane. Got a room and posted on AHB, now dangerously low on funds. Now here we are back to today, another Friday, and I have had NO clients!! Not one!!! So tonight, with no money left except 75 cents in change, Rewards Points used up, and out of options, I am spending the night in my torn up 1990 Geo Prizm. I have received condolences and concern from many, but no one seems able to help beyond that. Guess this means I am outcall only Spokane!!! I am finally undone! ~Shylollypop~


Everything happens for no reason or through no fault of her own. And the story is only being told. Luckily, there's no Lucky. Only a spook "driver", because whores are far too delicate a flower to do their own driving.
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE