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#61902 - 10/08/04 09:47 PM
Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Porn Jesus
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I have to say this feud came out of nowhere, with neither person backing down. Kyoto is a passionate person and when he doesn't like someone he doesn't hold back but i think he has met his match with John, as John goes toe to toe with him and i think is beginning to wear on kyoto. How does the board see this?.
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#61903 - 10/08/04 10:03 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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I will never back down from anyone. In fact I have a top-secret transcript of a Garfield photoshoot:
The photographer, a German 60 year old bondage freak with no legs, is preparing the shoot.
German (with heavy German accent): Now John I need you to grease up your anus REAL good for me. I have something special for you today.
Garfield: what's that, daddy?
German: a paint bucket! I'm gonna stretch your muscle-bound ass wider then Texas!
Garfield: oh goody! what did do to deserve this?
German: you let me shit in your mouth, remember?
Garfield: how could I forget. your shit was like soft serve ice cream. delicious.
German: ok, let's get to work. you shot your roids today right? I want to see veins popping.
Garfield: of course I shot up. being muscular is my life. my veins are gonna pop huge for you. so are the massive zits on my face.
German: sensational! ok, here's comes the bucket for your power bottom.
At this point the audio cuts out.
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#61905 - 10/08/04 11:43 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Registered: 07/23/04
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I'm glad to C Kyoto has now come out of the closet & openly admitted his homosexuality with this post as well as the fact that he fantasizes about Me  & about backing down to anyone he has already backed down to Me 2x personally & privatly & I guarantee if I were ever to run into him in person He would never admit who he is...he is like some 16yo kid hiding behind a John Carey pic in his avatar 
Now with his homosexuality & the fact that he fantasizes about Me all out in the open...hey its OK...a gay fan is still a fan, although I will not B doing any gay films EVER, u can feel free to buy My straight ones hopefully the fullfill Your needs 
&PS Kyoto...if U would like Me to change My avatar pic(to something more clothed)so U feel more comfortable with Yourself due to My superior genetics & physique..I will happily do so just for a fan there buddy
Edited by JOHN GARFIELD (10/08/04 11:51 PM)
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#61909 - 10/09/04 08:29 AM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Registered: 05/06/04
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So far the match seems even. (ringing bell) Round 2
even?! nope. you think being insulted by a roid-taking, impotent, power bottom bothers me?
the best part about Garfield is his claim of being a pornstar. get it through your zit covered head, JOHN, you're NOT a performer. do you work in LA? no. you 'work'LMAO in Jersey with girls you pick up at Ratt concerts. Erika Kole, Aourara Stone? who the fuck are they?! yeah, you work with the big stars 
how come you haven't done a scene with Kami, Gen, Melissa, etc...pffft you couldn't get work with that she-beast Brijaye.
(kyoto)  (John Garfield loving my piss)
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#61911 - 10/09/04 08:58 AM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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I actually had to look up "power bottom." Too much.
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#61913 - 10/09/04 09:13 AM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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At the start of round two Kyoto comes out swinging. It's a left jab to the chin. So far John has not answered the onslaught and with only seconds left in round two.
It is a packed house and there is a hush over the crowd.
Stand by sports fans this one could be in the books soon. Please stay tuned and now a word from our sponsor.
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#61914 - 10/09/04 12:19 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Hey kyoto look @ worldmodeling.com or the other websites I posted U idiot as Me not being a performer & round 2...LMFAO everyone here knows U R a flaming homosexual that fantasizes about Me Using the same nonsensable lines like...roidhead(envy speaking there), can get it up(once again no sense since I can even when all eyes R on Me) & zits all over....mo lord U R a retard I do not even think I have one on My entire body...so keep fantasizing & talking shit about Me & all it will do is raise My popularity in general...if Your little gay ass wants to take pot shots @ Me OK....just come up with some new material PLEASE I am sure the board readers R beginning to find Your envy repetitive
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#61915 - 10/09/04 01:31 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Hey kyoto look @ worldmodeling.com or the other websites I posted U idiot as Me not being a performer & round 2...LMFAO everyone here knows U R a flaming homosexual that fantasizes about Me Using the same nonsensable lines like...roidhead(envy speaking there), can get it up(once again no sense since I can even when all eyes R on Me) & zits all over....mo lord U R a retard I do not even think I have one on My entire body...so keep fantasizing & talking shit about Me & all it will do is raise My popularity in general...if Your little gay ass wants to take pot shots @ Me OK....just come up with some new material PLEASE I am sure the board readers R beginning to find Your envy repetitive
almost everything you said in this post you've wrote before.
you're right I may have been wrong about you taking roids. You actually had pectoral implants put in. but you couldn't afford a real surgeon so you went to Mexico and a 90 yr old blind man put in two scoops of flan instead of implants.
what am I supposed to see at World Modeling? all the girls who don't know you? how come no one is backing you up on your claims? because you're making everything up!
You're the night janitor at World Modeling's Jersey office. A source told me you were seen in an alley by the building eating half-eaten burgers from a dumpster.
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#61916 - 10/09/04 01:37 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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hey Faggot, U said I've worked with nobody's Erika Kole is on worldmodeling to point out one, in addition to the other chics who's websites I have posted & just stop envying My build...We both know U wish U were ME
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#61918 - 10/09/04 01:46 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Registered: 05/06/04
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hey Faggot, U said I've worked with nobody's Erika Kole is on worldmodeling to point out one, in addition to the other chics who's websites I have posted & just stop envying My build...We both know U wish U were ME
you're repeating yourself again.
can you prove that you worked with Erika Kole? post the scene. everyone will realize you're a fraud when you can't come up with the footage.
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#61919 - 10/09/04 01:55 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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OOOOHHHH Kyoto scores the first point in round three. Ladies and gentlemen this is going to be a bruiser. 
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#61921 - 10/09/04 10:46 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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No actually Monkey to correct U it is a little thing called "rights" & Big Red Sofa Productions currently owns them, so no I do not have a copy of footage ask anyone else in the biz the rights R owned by the directors & production companies or feel free to E-mail them their website is www.BIGREDSOFAPRODUCTIONS.com & in terms of repeating Myself....U kyoto R actually right for once like how I said I'd arrange to come to illinois(hick ass state) & stab U in the fucking throat if U would like...but U have not manned up to that yet so just keep talking shit U little bitch
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#61923 - 10/10/04 07:48 AM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Shroomz U crack Me up
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#61925 - 10/10/04 09:06 AM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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No actually Monkey to correct U it is a little thing called "rights" & Big Red Sofa Productions currently owns them, so no I do not have a copy of footage ask anyone else in the biz the rights R owned by the directors & production companies or feel free to E-mail them their website is www.BIGREDSOFAPRODUCTIONS.com & in terms of repeating Myself....U kyoto R actually right for once like how I said I'd arrange to come to illinois(hick ass state) & stab U in the fucking throat if U would like...but U have not manned up to that yet so just keep talking shit U little bitch
all you had to do was send a PM to me with a screenshot of your so-called 'scene' with Erika Kole. you can't even provide that because it doesn't exist. Stop claiming to be a pornstar. you're nothing.
so you want to stab me? LOL  can't fight like a real man? have to use a weapon? you are truly sad.  I'm going to rape and kill your mother for giving birth to you. Flame on, fucker!  
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#61926 - 10/10/04 12:08 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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R U out of Your fucking mind....U REALLY must B a 16yo b/c U R still hiding behind Your Avatar & never told Me where I could find U if I want to make a trip to IL, to kill Your bitch ass & talking about My mother now....sounds like U, such a little pussy U would go after women instead of coming to the source, I can easily B found BIATCH
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#61929 - 10/11/04 01:19 AM
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there is something about JG's writing that makes me think he is asian or something.
he is definitely a fraud..
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#61931 - 10/11/04 09:27 AM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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I am w/o a doubt a black guy under white skin...please do not call Me asian, that would make Me is some way related to that gay fuck kyoto
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#61934 - 10/12/04 07:29 AM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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yeah it is a BITCH move don't U think
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#61935 - 10/12/04 05:44 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Registered Sex Offender
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hey John!hows it going man?you seem to be holding your own(place gay joke here)"in this brawl for it all"some folks have you ahead on points,others say there is a danger that you may have spent yourself too soon(naaaa too easy)how would you rate your perfomance to this point?And what should we look for in the later rounds?
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#61936 - 10/12/04 06:31 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Well honestly Bishop..I really do not care if I am ahead on points, b/c the fact of the matter is that this is just a board(if it was a REAL fight or contest, I would have been ended it LONG AGO)& EVERYONE knows kyoto is just some fag that needs to hate on Me to actually bring attention to himself(due to his own insecurities) otherwise he would just get ignored as usual by everyone on the board
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#61938 - 10/12/04 06:39 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Porn Jesus
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John serious question. How much money would it take for you to sleep with a dude?. Like say you can give (not recieve), have to blow and take a load on the face. If say lex steele offered you $50,000 for one scene involving all those things and your asshole reamins untouched , do you think you would do it, or if you would but not for that amount how much would it take?, love monkey.
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#61940 - 10/12/04 06:41 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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he'll care when after raping and killing his mom I'll rape her decaying corpse. the end.
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#61945 - 10/12/04 07:14 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Registered Sex Offender
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Kyoto advances and attacts John in the genesis Skye thread with a low blow the referee separates them and takes away points for the low blow ,too bad about that low blow he had John dazed and probably could have finished him with a blow to the scrotom(make your own damn jokes Im gettin tired)
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#61949 - 10/19/07 03:10 AM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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Registered: 05/31/04
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actually on a reread, it occured to me that monkey, kyoto, and my eternally favorite fake fucktard barfield were probably one and the same..
I also think there must be much better garfield 'I am real' threads back there somewhere. the fucking little slutfarmer!! what about the one where we unearthed his roid-ridden man bitch?
how ya goin JJ??
good times..
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#61950 - 10/20/07 01:18 PM
Re: Kyoto Vs John Garfield
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what about the one where we unearthed his roid-ridden man bitch?
Brusied butt girl?
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