When she dies we'll close out/lock the thread, like a tomb, and I'll fly a pair of depends at half-mast for the customary three days.

Re SFO, she probably got a gig and thought she could parlay it into a season of dates from a bunker at a hotel. It ended badly, if I remember correctly she was stuck at a hotel near the aiport and needed a ride, then was stuck outside at night without transportation, etc, etc.