Totally agree, Fiend.

I wish there was some sort of color coding for Sharpies in the Butt.

Black - Your Pecker Goes Here
Red - butthole available when on period
Green - will trade butthole for weed
Blue - likes to have ass eaten
Black & Blue - enjoys spanking
Black & Green - cocaine unlocks the butt
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral