How long before the dog becomes food. I mean, it has to happen right?

I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but if I was legit starving, I don't mean "craving a late night snack after a bong session munchies" starving, I mean legitimately starving, I can't say for sure that the dog wouldn't have to be a bro and get in my belly at some point.

Not trying to be a Dick Bungsmell shocking poster. I just really like living, and I'm having a good time. If Fido has to step up and do the right thing for his master, I'm sure he's willing to do it.