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#541314 - 01/18/12 06:04 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Is Gia sitting on the couch laughing ?
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#541315 - 01/18/12 06:09 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Technical advancements don't equal meaningful substance matter, just stated as an inversion. How fresh.

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#541316 - 01/18/12 06:09 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Diabolicus- sometimes the Alpha Blue stuff falls way short as some of it is cut up and the picture quality isn't much sometimes but it's a way to see films you otherwise couldn't see . Alpha France stuff on the other hand is usually excellent.
I generally agree on the film versus video with you. To me though it's apples and oranges. The older stuff was more movie than fap material. The new stuff is mostly for just getting off. The features range widely from horrid to tepid.

Don't sweat the insults. Think "gauntlet" :-)
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#541317 - 01/18/12 06:11 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Technical advancements don't equal meaningful substance matter, just stated as an inversion. How fresh.


If you could only speak English coherently you might be readable every now and then. Just sayin'.
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#541318 - 01/18/12 06:14 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Diabolicus]
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Originally Posted By: Diabolicus
Wow, you've really convinced me. Now I just love mainstream films, Hollywood is always right and modern day porn is the best!

Oh and all trannys are hideous monsters, Yuck!

I've learned so much here. Thanks guys.


So what's your opinion of "Neon Genesis Evengelion" or "Elfen Lied"? Do you prefer subs or dubs?
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#541320 - 01/18/12 06:17 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
drained Offline
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backdoorman, do you need the quote function, even directly under the post responded to to see the connected train of thought or are you trying to tell me something in particular?

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#541321 - 01/18/12 06:18 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Fiend ^ You trying to be intellectually one up with anime ? Give me a fucking break !

PD- it's actually 2 posts down and I would never presume to try to tell you anything. Just a casual observation.


Edited by backdoorman (01/18/12 06:20 PM)
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#541322 - 01/18/12 06:21 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Come on, you got better in you. Hm, odd, the order changed somehow.

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#541323 - 01/18/12 06:22 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
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Yeah but I ain't lettin' it out ! :-)
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#541324 - 01/18/12 06:23 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
^ You trying to be intellectually one up with anime ? Give me a fucking break !


LOL. If he liked ham radio too you'd let him plunder your dirt pipe.
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#541326 - 01/18/12 06:29 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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^^^^HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#541327 - 01/18/12 06:30 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Don't go all advanced here now. Sometime, somewhere you might end up developing a taste for trash cinema and grotesquely obvious androgyny and roll it in a mantle of psycho babble from all the way down the deep fryer.

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#541328 - 01/18/12 06:31 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Fiend - I might just might let him climb my tower and do some maintenance. If he's got good insurance. ;-)
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#541329 - 01/18/12 06:32 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Dammit PD I told you the magic of titties and full frontal nudity can save any movie. Psychological babble your ass !
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#541330 - 01/18/12 06:37 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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I didn't believe it then and don't believe it now. There has to be substance in the conceptional phase or it'll be formulaic and bland. Seldom films are enjoyable made this way. Definitely not oh so new.

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#541331 - 01/18/12 06:50 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Yeah I'll give you that. I have seen a couple lately that no amount of tits and ass would save. Turned them off after just a few minutes. They have to completely lose my attention for that to happen.
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#541332 - 01/18/12 06:51 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Fiend - I might just might let him climb my tower and do some maintenance. If he's got good insurance. ;-)


Stop trying to steal Gia's boyfriend!
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#541333 - 01/18/12 06:52 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Gia's part of the deal while he's on the tower !
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#541334 - 01/18/12 06:57 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Gia's part of the deal while he's on the tower !


That will happen right after she lets Panzer prepare her lunch and install toilet cams in her bathroom so he can monitor her twice weekly bowel movements for his blog.
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#541335 - 01/18/12 07:07 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Gia doesn't move her bowels, that is for dirty poor people.

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#541336 - 01/18/12 07:10 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Everybody poops but cool chicks are really good at hiding it.
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#541341 - 01/18/12 11:03 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Well, who says XPT only runs porn chicks (or just chicks in general) out of here

I'm suprised Gizzla didn't give him a background on the inmates and it's fairly clear she didn't. If she did, then he is a Whiny McPissedhispants.

Hey G, im in the city and drinking, lets take advantage of each other and pretend it didn't happen in the morning! Hit my cell, I got a new phone and was too stupid to transfer all my #s
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#541385 - 01/19/12 08:00 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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good luck darkness^.

gia have any pics that were taken with film cameras youd like to share?just asking because i noticed your holga in one of the whore interview threads.
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#541396 - 01/20/12 02:27 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Nice to see my sexy boyfriend make a guest appearance here. smile

No, people, I didn't give him a background on the xpt'ers. From me, he knows the gist of this place and how it's different than other porn boards. Actually, he didn't know porn boards existed but he wasn't shocked. I've mentioned an old xpt incident to him or he's overheard it on my phone conversations, but he isn't familiar with the cast of characters, and it all creates the same look in his eyes as when someone tries to explain Days of Our Lives to me. It's one big blur and you don't care, but you're trying to stay awake to look dutifully attentive because it's your friend's grandma talking.


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#541397 - 01/20/12 02:36 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Fiend]
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Originally Posted By: Fiend
What does he call you during sex, your real name or your porn name??


Real name. Context is everything. What a stupid question. He met me as my real name. In real life. He didn't meet me in the industry or anything where I'd introduce myself as Gia. He never knew me as Gia. He never met me as Gia. He doesn't call me Gia when he dials the phone to ask what I'm doing Friday night, so why would he call me Gia during sex?

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#541422 - 01/20/12 07:34 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Fantasy ! You could call him Johnny Wadd ! I know that's a dinosaur ref.
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#541425 - 01/20/12 11:28 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Fiend
What does he call you during sex, your real name or your porn name??


Real name. Context is everything. What a stupid question. He met me as my real name. In real life. He didn't meet me in the industry or anything where I'd introduce myself as Gia. He never knew me as Gia. He never met me as Gia. He doesn't call me Gia when he dials the phone to ask what I'm doing Friday night, so why would he call me Gia during sex?


Like you said , context. ;-)
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#541452 - 01/20/12 09:36 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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mad i guess my question got ignored because of what i said in another thread.
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#541454 - 01/20/12 09:39 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
good luck darkness^.

gia have any pics that were taken with film cameras youd like to share?just asking because i noticed your holga in one of the whore interview threads.


I don't use the Holga. I just bought it for the pic with Jacky Joy because I liked mint green. In order for me to share film pics I've shot, I'd have to scan them, blah, blah...no because I'm too lazy.

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#541455 - 01/20/12 09:40 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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aw i see.yeah scanning can be a pain in the ass.feel free to send me the holga if you want. smile
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#541948 - 01/24/12 07:25 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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So, Gia, what kind of vacuum cleaner are you using up there in hardwood floor land?

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#541949 - 01/24/12 07:30 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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A broom and dust pan.

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#541954 - 01/24/12 07:40 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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That's kinda what I figured from my sisters salad days in Chicago. I don't think she even owned a vacuum for a while because she didn't want to give up the storage space for one.

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#541955 - 01/24/12 07:43 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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The vacuums I like are $500. I'd rather spend money on clothes and skin care.

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#541958 - 01/24/12 07:49 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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No worries. I understand perfectly. It becomes a two step process: Sweep then mop.

I was just vacuuming hardwoods with a Miehle and my mind wandered and I got to wondering "Gia's in NYC now, hardwood floors, I wonder what she uses?"

Hehe...I hope Lou sees this weird post.

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#541962 - 01/24/12 07:52 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Miele makes amazing everything. I'm in love with their washer/dryers and kitchen appliances.

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#541964 - 01/24/12 07:59 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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We just have their vacuums. And I just realized I misspelled it. I keep waiting for our old GE dishwasher to crap out so we can upgrade to a "for real" quiet model. Mine was quiet for the time but it's still a distraction.

Before the Miele's made inroads and while Rainbows were making a run, I can remember our local Electrolux Rep telling me "I reckon an Electrolux is about as good a vacuum as a man can get". He was as lonely a salesman back then as the mythical Maytag Man. Electrolux's were the best. I still have one that doesn't even have wheels- it had skids like a sleigh. It belonged to my Grandfather.

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#541966 - 01/24/12 08:09 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Fischer Pykell or however you spell it is supposed to be pretty quiet.

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#541985 - 01/24/12 09:17 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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So Gia, are you into "pinterest.com" yet? I have a website with a lot of scans of old photos and documents and I see users of polyvore ripping my images and I think the pinterest is similar.

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#542022 - 01/25/12 05:40 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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A lot of bloggers from the interior design blogs I read like doorsixteen, younghouselove, and coco+kelly do pinterest. I just can't seem to get into it.

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#542028 - 01/25/12 06:35 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
A broom and dust pan.


How fast can you fly?
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#542434 - 01/28/12 12:11 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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gia, whats your boyfriend look like? :bananacreme"

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#542631 - 01/30/12 10:53 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Me at Heather Pink's house. I licked all the white off the jawbreaker she bought me and I'm cuddling with her min pin's doggie toy. This is what we do when it's too damn cold outside. Yep. Real exciting.

http://yfrog.com/oefe7ehj

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#542632 - 01/30/12 10:58 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Cum Stains]
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Originally Posted By: Cum Stains
gia, whats your boyfriend look like? :bananacreme"


Brown hair, brownish green eyes, fair skin, lean yet sturdy build but not crazy in-shape. 6 ft, 175 lbs. Tshirts, flannels, black jeans, and Converse kinda guy. You'd jizz your pants for him.

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#542633 - 01/30/12 11:09 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
A broom and dust pan.


How fast can you fly?


Faster than you on a Coors Light and Xanax bender.

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#542634 - 01/31/12 12:09 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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#542742 - 02/01/12 11:11 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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funny your speaking of your boyfriends gia ..didnt you use to date "homeless pirate" brian sherwood ? when does he get out of jail for running over that family frown ?

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#542754 - 02/01/12 11:54 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Really?? Pirate man?? I though Malice was the lowest she went.
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#542786 - 02/01/12 08:37 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Surewood was great. He got old and attempted to stay relevant by creating a character. Good for him. Of course, killing that kid sort of tarnished the luster some.
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#542811 - 02/02/12 07:06 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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I know that CA releases prisoners early due to overcrowding but is he really getting close to his release date?

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