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#527424 - 08/18/11 11:53 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Why can't you name the website Alex? Did you take a trip to tranny town? It's just a site, like any other site.
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#527430 - 08/19/11 03:40 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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No, and not surprised either.
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#527432 - 08/19/11 05:11 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Bornyo]
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This Jaguar as well as my MGB leak no oil or other fluids. Well... except for the gasoline spraying out of the fuel return line onto the exhaust the other day but that was my fault. Cost me 60 bucks to get it towed home which was a bargain and about 30 mins to fix. With the new jack it will take about 5 minutes, if it ever happens again. (And assuming it doesn't explode next time). You've got an MGB as well? Sweet. My friend's Dad bought a slightly used 1950 MG for fifty bucks when he came home from the Korean War. Kept that thing pristene through the decades. Through Med School, through a career in Sports medicine and through retirement. When he passed, it it didn't go to my friend, or to his brother. It went to his Brazilian son-in-law. Even I was pissed off by that one, and I had no stake in the outcome whatsoever. Either of those machines, though, would give me reason to actually go out and get a license. I do know how to drive, but, being a New Yorker, the mandatory insurance is an unnecessary expense. For a Jag or an MG, I'd do it.
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#527437 - 08/19/11 07:59 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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The way you drink, you probably better off with out.
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#527456 - 08/19/11 01:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Tranny Whisperer
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#527462 - 08/19/11 03:11 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Finally you admit to jerking off to that stuff. Enjoy, jewboy.
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#527463 - 08/19/11 03:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Finally you admit to jerking off to that stuff. Enjoy, jewboy. What stuff?
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#527488 - 08/19/11 06:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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J.B.
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The way you drink, you probably better off with out. You know me well.
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#527489 - 08/19/11 06:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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Finally you admit to jerking off to that stuff. Enjoy, jewboy. What stuff? I'm quoting Tranzer's post so he can't delete it:
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#527491 - 08/19/11 06:27 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Finally you admit to jerking off to that stuff. Enjoy, jewboy. What stuff? I'm quoting Tranzer's post so he can't delete it: Only to feminine ones We don't need to see that.
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#527492 - 08/19/11 06:29 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I'm sorry you're (sexually) confused, but they still have dicks, faggot.
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#527495 - 08/19/11 07:13 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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I'm guessing that, like Brando, he was hacked.
Again.
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#527521 - 08/19/11 10:47 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I haven't driven the MGB regularly in over 5 yrs... maybe 7. With a family a two-seater has limited use. But it is bad to the bone and features incredible handling. Not very fast (though I have it running as fast as it can, stock) but it's quick. I guess a better word for it is nimble. It goes where you point it. Question is always will the wire wheels hold up.
I've become intimate with the Jag. Indeed I have it in about 100 pieces right now. I love it. It is so unnecessarily complicated, electrically, that it's been more rewarding to work on than a soduku puzzle. And it always runs... like a scalded dog.
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#527523 - 08/19/11 11:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Bornyo]
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J.B.
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I guess a better word for it is nimble. It goes where you point it. Question is always will the wire wheels hold up. Yeah, that's exactly the word for it and it's weird b/c nimble is exactly the kind of thing you want for our type of traffic, but you don't want to risk a treasure like that in our type of traffic. As for the Jag, well, sometimes British redundancy has it's own rewards. I hope to Hell you're having as much fun with it as I think you are.
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#527564 - 08/20/11 11:01 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Bornyo]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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I've become intimate with the Jag. Indeed I have it in about 100 pieces right now. I love it. It is so unnecessarily complicated, electrically, that it's been more rewarding to work on than a soduku puzzle. And it always runs... like a scalded dog.
Jags are fascinating. I always wondered how they could put an inline engine into a car, and then throw on so much extra shit that the entire engine compartment seemed full. Some of the mid 80s cars with the v12 engines were just over the top. You could pick up a handful of small sockets, nuts, bolts and screws, throw them on top of the engine, and not a single one would fall through to the floor. Those jags make my early 32 valve 928 look simplistic.
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#527598 - 08/20/11 03:59 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gag Factor Guru
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Loc: Dayton
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#527635 - 08/20/11 10:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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J.B.
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Signed copy of Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain. Dude's hilarious. My favorite line from him was: "Olive Garden? That. Is. Not. Italian. Food. It may sound Italian, but so does Chlamydia. That's not any good, either."
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#527636 - 08/20/11 11:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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8Gb of RAM 2 sticks of 4Gb. Upgrading my laptop from 2Gb to 8. Gaddam kit was $180 a year and a half ago, now $45 w/free shipping. Now I gotta get he hard drive so I can make room for fresh porn on here, then I'm going to get a 16Gb memory card for my phone and I'll be done spending on electronics until Christmas when I get a DVR expander hard drive.
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#527637 - 08/20/11 11:47 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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8Gb of RAM 2 sticks of 4Gb. Upgrading my laptop from 2Gb to 8. Gaddam kit was $180 a year and a half ago, now $45 w/free shipping. Now I gotta get he hard drive so I can make room for fresh porn on here, then I'm going to get a 16Gb memory card for my phone and I'll be done spending on electronics until Christmas when I get a DVR expander hard drive. In 2003 I paid $351.85 for 2 sticks of 512mb memory. Today I will probably be lucky to get $15 for both of them.
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#527649 - 08/21/11 01:07 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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everything old is jew again.
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#527652 - 08/21/11 01:19 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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[quote]Jags are fascinating. I always wondered how they could put an inline engine into a car, and then throw on so much extra shit that the entire engine compartment seemed full. Some of the mid 80s cars with the v12 engines were just over the top. You could pick up a handful of small sockets, nuts, bolts and screws, throw them on top of the engine, and not a single one would fall through to the floor. Those jags make my early 32 valve 928 look simplistic. I have to agree with everything you said. Luckily I haven't had to go under the hood very often as yet. Today I got the electric trunk lock working again but failed to fix the fuel filler lock and the keyless entry system I put in gave up the ghost for no discernible reason. It worked fine for about a week. It was cheap so I guess I got what I payed for. They're really weird, quirky cars with relays stashed everywhere when a fused red and black wire would do just fine.
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#527668 - 08/21/11 09:47 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Ok, I have my plan of action. 2Tb at Staples is $99.99 in today's sale flyer, no 20% off coupon. When I thought about buying it, it was $89.99. Today Best Buy has it for $89.99, but Best Buy is a half hour away, compared to Staples. So a lil rooting on Staples site and they do price matching, so all I have to do is pick up the newspaper on my way to the store, instead of my way home. WIN.
Decided against the 3TB, spent the $40 difference on the RAM last night. By the time I fill this thing up, it will probably be 5TB for $100.
On a side note, it would probably be cheaper, easier and quicker to just re join some of the sites I have on CD and DVD than transfer them to a hard drive. Plus, the video quality on that shit doesn't really hold up. Only a few early FA scenes and some first/only timers from a couple websites are worth sitting through.
P.S. Walmart has had it for $94 the past 2 weeks, but if I can keep from shopping there I do.
Edited by Jerkules (08/21/11 09:51 AM) Edit Reason: walmart comment
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#527669 - 08/21/11 10:54 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Ok, I have my plan of action. 2Tb at Staples is $99.99 in today's sale flyer, no 20% off coupon. When I thought about buying it, it was $89.99. Today Best Buy has it for $89.99, but Best Buy is a half hour away, compared to Staples. So a lil rooting on Staples site and they do price matching, so all I have to do is pick up the newspaper on my way to the store, instead of my way home. WIN.
Decided against the 3TB, spent the $40 difference on the RAM last night. By the time I fill this thing up, it will probably be 5TB for $100.
On a side note, it would probably be cheaper, easier and quicker to just re join some of the sites I have on CD and DVD than transfer them to a hard drive. Plus, the video quality on that shit doesn't really hold up. Only a few early FA scenes and some first/only timers from a couple websites are worth sitting through.
P.S. Walmart has had it for $94 the past 2 weeks, but if I can keep from shopping there I do. Don't forget that this week only Staples has notebooks for onlye $0.01 (limit 6).
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#527674 - 08/21/11 12:40 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I only use pocket size pads for notes, and legal pads for everything else. I just got back from the store. I'm going to keep this hard drive HD only.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#527916 - 08/24/11 10:04 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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Deluxe Micro Stainless Steel Buttplug $26, Hirshman Anoscop $19, Anal-T Pyrex Anal Masturbator $20, 10ml Glass Syring $6.00, Flex-A-Pleasure vibrating butt plug $13 and Worm Light for $2 Your favorite tranny is going to think Christmas came early. Such a sweet John you must be.
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#527922 - 08/24/11 12:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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It is all for himself.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#527924 - 08/24/11 01:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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While you are digging her up, can you get me the wedding pic out of her coffin? My siblings took all the ones she had before I could get one, you fucking shit bag.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#527946 - 08/24/11 08:08 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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Just popped in my new Ram. I think I can hear the tires squealing opening web pages. Shit is sweet.
P.S. Where's yer fucking mother a-hole? She dead, or she split when she saw she gave birth to Cousin It?
Edited by Jerkules (08/24/11 08:11 PM)
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#527956 - 08/24/11 10:12 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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another groin protector to replace the one that got stolen (really who steals that stuff).
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#527959 - 08/24/11 10:23 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
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Probably someone like Panzer who enjoys sniffing groin protectors.
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#527969 - 08/25/11 04:27 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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but he only enjoys sniffing the most feminine looking groin protectors.
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#527977 - 08/25/11 07:01 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Alinco 40 amp adjustable power supply, APC battery backup, 50 feet of copper weld grounding strap.
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#528006 - 08/25/11 05:26 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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2 Title boxing sets (1 red 1 blue), pair of Adidas Box Hogg boxing boots, cisco flip cam, really cheap pair of asics for my new job, mega-insane detergent for gym gear.
Edited by tattypatty (08/25/11 05:27 PM)
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#528164 - 08/26/11 11:28 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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Boxing headgear that is AIBA approved for competition.
.....oh i lost btw....
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#529179 - 09/06/11 11:55 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Black sweatpants from the Gap . A faux persian rug for 35 bucks from a yard sale.
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#529571 - 09/12/11 03:39 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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real nice pair of Banana Republic jeans. A longsleeve Cowboys shirt . We played the game at work last night and i hate the shitty work shirt they gave me so i wore that instead.
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#529573 - 09/12/11 03:59 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Bunch of DE razor blades.
EDIT: for a different use than the Admirals.
Edited by cqd (09/12/11 04:00 PM)
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#529694 - 09/13/11 07:32 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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My latest purchase was car insurance. The company I've been with for the last 11 years dropped me, because they changed their criteria to determine if you are insurable. They now take into account any and all tickets you get, seat belt, inspection, etc.
Some online quotes and I settled on AAA. I've had their Roadside Assistance for 11 years also, and the rate was about the same. When I get there, they say they can't put me with AAA, because of a fender bender 2 years ago, but they write for Progressive, so I'm there. Jacked my rates $400 every 6 months, to $1067, just liability. Since I don't have health ins. I have to buy it through the car ins to cover any injuries I get in an accident. That was included in my last place.
Anyway, next Sept. I'll be able to get ins through AAA and since I'll have been using the Roadside for 12 years at that point, I'll get a 9% break. I think at 20 years with the roadside, you get a 20 or 25% break. You also get a 10% break if you have Home owners through them.
From what the agent at my last place told me, they have been hemorrhaging money since the economic downturn. If someone gets in a fender bender, they put in a claim, because they don't have the cash to fix it. If someone has been in an accident, they sue no matter what to try and get some free $$. Also, the place does a ton of Home Owner Ins, and with all the natural disasters they are getting fucked.
Oh well. Over the last 11 years I got the place 3 or 4 customers through positive word of mouth. Lets see how many I can cost them over the next 10.
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