What good are lucid dream if I can't even conjure up Kate Upton to fuck? This dream was so real, I thought I was awake for a while. Then I looked in a mirror and my face started melting and my shirt collar tried to swallow my face. And then I thought I woke up because the dream restarted itself. So I walked into the bathroom to piss and instead of me pissing into the toilet, the toilet shot a stream of piss in my face.