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#586578 - 03/22/13 07:26 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Why don't you have another nervous breakdown and get into another fight with a female bus driver you fat mother fucker.
It's going to be hard .... The last breakdown was due to a bad chemical mix. This one's been working fairly well for a few years now. Little hope of it failing badly enough for a breakdown. And, being in Florida, I don't rely on mass transit at all. Maybe I'll have a road rage episode with a teen who decides to cut from the HOV lane across 4 lanes to the turn lane on 95 instead? Could happen ... And as for the "fat", I weigh less than Panzer. So, he's rightfully got that title now. I'm secure in passing it to him. He's earned it.
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#586658 - 03/23/13 06:10 AM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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#586660 - 03/23/13 06:26 AM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
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it is loosely based on a thai recipe, so if that's somehow what you were inferring, well done!
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#586663 - 03/23/13 06:37 AM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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#586673 - 03/23/13 07:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Ever get the feeling Pulpy kicks his dog if he even has the slightest inclination that someone might actually understand one of his posts?
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#586706 - 03/23/13 10:36 AM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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J.B.
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Over 1 pound of food. . . There's a pot & kettle joke if I ever heard one.
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#586782 - 03/23/13 08:25 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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#586789 - 03/23/13 10:29 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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leave it to panzer to combine a hamburger with pasta.^
i didnt whip up anything fancy tonight,just some noodles with grated cheddar.but ill be damned if it didnt hit the spot.
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#586791 - 03/23/13 10:41 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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hmm.looks edible other than that white sauce which looks like ranch.i imagined you just cooked some ground beef and threw it on top.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#586794 - 03/23/13 10:45 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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bleu cheese might taste better on your concoction there.or actually italian would.its also great with pizza.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#586947 - 03/25/13 09:30 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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i made some homemade french fries in the oven earlier.it was the side to the chicken fried pork my mom made.i wish i wouldve made the pork though,this time it turned out a lil greasy.i gotta let it digest more and then hit the gym.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#586956 - 03/25/13 10:13 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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Yer mom makes chicken fried porn? Whatzat? She chomps down KFC in the nude?
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#586957 - 03/25/13 10:47 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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#586979 - 03/26/13 10:15 AM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#587063 - 03/26/13 08:06 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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papa johns brought dinner tonight.the delivery girl was short enough to be considered a dwarf or midget,so i guess that was a bonus.theyre like unicorns almost.but onto the pizza:the first was a thin crust with pineapples,canadian bacon,three cheese mix,and baby portabello mushrooms;the second was also thin crust but had black olives,mushrooms,parmesan romano,and extra cheese.no butter dip,just pepperonicinis and special spices.
also for those interested,right now theyre offering chorizo as a topping.plus i got 25 points as part of their promotion for a free large next time and an extra 5 for what i ordered i guess.panzer hates the freeness of it all.:p
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#587066 - 03/26/13 08:11 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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my mom ate too.theres like a whole pizza left.i havent eaten a thing today,just two shakes.im about ready for the third soon.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#587070 - 03/26/13 08:30 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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so that's two pizzas...two shakes...one mom...and one shake that's yet to happen?. frank... is this a tit fucking?. like from a Al-Qaeda perspective. ![](http://25.media.tumblr.com/b69fc641f00ff05a92f1a62ce56515e5/tumblr_mj0criX9FY1qg39ewo1_500.gif)
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#587072 - 03/26/13 09:24 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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J.B.
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On a related note: What happens when a suicide bomber already has a terminal illness. Does Allah deny him virgins because he has a pre-existing condition?
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#587077 - 03/26/13 09:42 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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it could very well be,and its also the ugliest tatoo yet.probably on some hipster girl.and what i was saying is theres still a whole pizza left.so if anything i had half of one.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#587092 - 03/27/13 05:01 AM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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ok frank...make sure your mom finishes that pie off today. we can't afford to be wasting pizza when we have the coloreds next door can we?.
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#587097 - 03/27/13 07:30 AM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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no,we definitely cant lou.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#587117 - 03/27/13 11:38 AM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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papa johns brought ..... the pizza:the first was a thin crust with pineapples,canadian bacon,three cheese mix, I'm going to throw up my brisket.
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#587136 - 03/27/13 03:45 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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my farts were so offensive today,that each time i smelled one i turned my head and made a funny face today.then i had mexican food for lunch and that added to it.those were some great carne asada tacos though.they did em right like in tj.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#587274 - 03/28/13 09:34 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
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but you have to visit my blog to see the pics. No, thank you. ![blinker blinker](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/21.gif)
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#587285 - 03/29/13 06:50 AM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Panzer cooking with alcohol. What's the worst that can happen?
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#587299 - 03/29/13 02:27 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
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Panzer cooking with alcohol. What's the worst that can happen? Science loses its best living specimen to the impact of long-term tranny cumswallowing. The flames likely will sterilize what might remain of his charred corpse. Thus all research on that unique albeit toxic ecosystem is lost forever. Forever, I say.
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#587314 - 03/29/13 03:36 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
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Alex, in the English language the term "fried chicken" denotes, exclusively, a chicken product with some kind of crispy coating (flour, batter, breading, etc.) which is fried submerged, partly or wholly, in oil. If you do not submerge the chicken, but rather toss it in a small quantity of oil in a pan, you are sautéing the chicken.
Also, both of the sautéed chicken dishes recently featured on your blog TheShitIEat.com look absolutely revolting, as per usual. Is it the lighting? I wonder if your camera is properly white-balanced.
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#587318 - 03/29/13 04:52 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Tranny Whisperer
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Alex, in the English language the term "fried chicken" denotes, exclusively, a chicken product with some kind of crispy coating (flour, batter, breading, etc.) which is fried submerged, partly or wholly, in oil. If you do not submerge the chicken, but rather toss it in a small quantity of oil in a pan, you are sautéing the chicken.
Also, both of the sautéed chicken dishes recently featured on your blog TheShitIEat.com look absolutely revolting, as per usual. Is it the lighting? I wonder if your camera is properly white-balanced. I consider fried chicken a chicken done any way other than boiled or baked/roasted. The camera is set on auto.
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#587319 - 03/29/13 05:06 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
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He doesn't have the right definitions for "edible" and "food" so it's no surprise that he hasn't a clue on "fried" vs. "sautéed".
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#587326 - 03/29/13 06:14 PM
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Is the lighting in your apartment fluorescent bulbs, Alex? Yes.
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#587327 - 03/29/13 06:23 PM
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#587328 - 03/29/13 06:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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As if there was only ONE problem ....
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#587339 - 03/29/13 11:33 PM
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J.B.
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Again, there's a Panzer Food Thread that' smack dab full of food appropriate for Panzer. Shit, it's even got Darrah for those who need a a guffaw.
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#587397 - 03/30/13 04:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Having beef and rice with asparagus. Also baking a mince meat pie. Stick your head in a gas oven on very low heat for 6 hrs. Matter of fact, don't even light it. It's a small contribution you can make to society.
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#587399 - 03/30/13 05:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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It would take out the tweakers that live above him too.
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#587401 - 03/30/13 05:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Only if someone lights a match. He's probably on natural gas, so yeah.
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#587413 - 03/30/13 06:32 PM
Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/12/12
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Having beef and rice with asparagus. Also baking a mince meat pie. Stick your head in a gas oven on very low heat for 6 hrs. Matter of fact, don't even light it. It's a small contribution you can make to society. Why don't you kiss my fuckin' ass, Sharef.
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#587416 - 03/30/13 07:26 PM
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J.B.
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It's a small contribution you can make to society. Sadly, Meatse mskes Panzer look like a humanitarian.
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